She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

kill myself
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Take a run at it, but not let any of my friends find out.

inb4 a ton of virgins say they wouldnt fuck her

turn 360 and run away!

load the harpoon

Smile, at her and then bring her some place quite where no one will see or hear me fuck the shit out of her.

Stick my dick in her fat chink ass!

That would put you in the same direction as before dumbass.

i dont understand, and the next 15 minutes are spent without a correct or flirty response coming from me
then i leave, and never know what happened

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>being this new

kys

Load the harpoon; we're fucking the whale!

I think only virgins would fuck her. Maybe it's because I'm not currently in a state of having no sex that I'd say no but still.

I agree with this nigger.

quads checked

She's Japanese (her being fat is extremely exotic coming from a country of 3 percent obesity).

She's like a diamond.

Walk away. She won't be able to catch up.

Go balls deep in her asshole

Let her be a flirt for 5 minutes and then leave.

Dude i've had sex recently but it wasn't so great. Before that, i haven't had sex last year. But still, i wouldn't hit that asian whale.
I've been with chubby to fat girls, but this one right there? it's just too much

Marry her, buy some land out in the country in Southern Indiana, have several kids, raise them right, put them through collage, spend our twilight years together candying beets.

Avoid eyecontact, walk in a straight line, pretend she was talking to someone else

Light jog, probability of escape 100%.

A fat diamond

Given that she is carbon based, with enough time and pressure.....

I'd polish Dat Ass.

Being this fucking new.

You would probably bounce off

you guys trying?

Kek and ditto probably