Waifu Claiming thread >Pretend to be normal edition
The rules are simple: >Claim your waifu/husbando >Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort. >Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere. >Insult other waifu >Get buttmad >Keep RP to a minimum. >Ignore the RP >Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff Most important: Have fun!
I don't know why. It's not particularly interesting to only lurk.
Juan James
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING PLEASE CONTINUE
Connor Jones
I don't think you've told one person to kill themselves today. Are you feeling alright?
Evan Robinson
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Juan Thompson
aizawa claim
Luke Phillips
Hey everyone!
Jayden Brooks
She usually bulshits with things to sound impressive
Nah nigga, you aint, tell me your problems
Damn nigga slow down, besides its not like I can give the D
Julian King
still here
and
what do you mean
Nathaniel Morris
Akiko claimed
I got the day off and I woke up 50 minutes ago so life hasn't had the chance to ruin my day yet. I'm good is not a bit tired. What's meh?
Maybe, but if you don't know it hen you it shouldn't bother you
Oh no, by bumping head I mean't dozing off and headbutting whatever surface is in front of me. Right now that is my keyboard
It comes down to personal preference but there's no denying he was a great and influential artist
Just regular morning stuff, drinking some tea and taking it slow What are you up to?
French is a bitch to learn. It uses weird structures and all kinds of exceptions But in a country this small and this many outside influences you pick it up anyway. Every nglish show has french and dutch subs >50% of your goddamn screen It's harder for native French speakers to pick up English though since they have their shows dubbed in French >Atomium happened to be a fantastically neat structure that overlapped into my love for science. Those are some good interests you have there You can actually go inside and have some pancakes at the top. Typical belgian ingenuity
Just ex stuff, finally decided to remove her from all contacts after being reminded why I despise her
Usually feel like this after putting too much thought into ex
Camden Lopez
He was an okay painter.
Caleb Edwards
I thought you were going to find guro of Spike... cmaaaaaaan
Cooper Cook
About time someone claimed her.
this >say no to erp
Just editing videos at the moment. Deciding to break lurk for a little bit to see what everyone is up to.
Adrian Scott
Misato Katsuragi is the only true waifu
Daniel Perez
Lol, I didn't know being german was impressive Oh I see! I only do that sorta stuff when I'm driving unfortunately Well then sleep with your lewd ass, we were talking about giving vs. receiving head. I vote giving
Also claiming
Lincoln Allen
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Nicholas Anderson
>not like i can give the D
why, why not? FUCK SLOWING DOWN ITS GO TIME
Robert Sanders
nah its nothing big Bothers me a little
Ethan Gonzalez
Bad troll is bad.. I'm going to lurk intensively and quit feeding. Find something stimulating.
Grayson Hughes
>50% of your goddamn screen I love subtitles, honestly. I watch everything with subtitles. My Aunt was almost completely deaf from birth, and when I lived with her for some time, everything had subtitles. Now, I end up reading the subtitles more than I do watching the show, and I feel lost if I don't have them. For me it's like reading a book, with visual aid.
>You can actually go inside and have some pancakes at the top. No kidding? I think I found my dream.
Luis Walker
ayyyy seriously tho, hotaru is top tier.
John Allen
I agree, refuse the temptation of ERP yuno!
Grayson Flores
Shes odd
It's fun teasing you >Cant into erp
It always starts off small
HOW DO I EVEN ERP I CANT EVEN
Joshua Lopez
Well that's not nice
Kevin Moore
Well, you're in luck faggot. Real life calls. I can't spend all night downloading gore to offend you pansy asses. Got pussy to attend to
Go here, this is an exciting thing but not really.
James Harris
Rory claimed
Liam Fisher
This isn't even amusing. Just boring. "Oh, i'll post distasteful pictures" Good job troll. Good job. Youuu got us.
I doubt you're any flavor of old fag. Any proper old fag would pick up how to properly bother people by osmosis. This is just pathetic flailing.
But byeeee
Benjamin Thomas
UJGAJHGGJGUJUJGGUJG
Evan Hernandez
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Jackson Powell
Aren't all old people >how do I even ERP I DUNNO DUDE, ILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I FIND OUT
Nathaniel Martinez
Oh man it took me 2 years before I could make that step. It was really hard to let her go mostly because of the way she broke up with me. I never regretted it though, and 2 years later I'm finally ready to start something serious again
On this we can agree
Editing for fun or for work? We getting a link once you're done?
That sounds dangerous. How's that car horn working for an alarm though?
Well you can always vacuum. That always sets my thoughts straight when I'm in this lazy mood and it also makes your floors clean
I've actually become a really fast reader because of it. When I learned to read I'd sit in front of the TV and try to read the subtitles out loud before they disappeared. My parents encouraged that and now I can read faster than I can talk.
>No kidding? I think I found my dream. You should expect nothing less from Belgians. It's actually a pretty neat restaurant
It will be fine and ERP is awkward dont attempt it
Jackson Campbell
She is pretty cute, I should get around to finishing it. >It's a Friday >Eh why not
>How do erp You don't. Heh I have pretty much zero idea. I either find it cringe or just weird. Not saying I hate it, but it just annoys me to see new people come in expecting this to be a lewd erp fuckfest and thats all they know.
ok have fun with your cat i guess
Benjamin Kelly
THIS IS NOT FAIR
ERP IS TOTALLY OK WITH ME
Jonathan Long
its 1 am im not running the vacuum
Adrian Morales
Don't tempt me to change my mind you fucking retard. Not only did I decide to lay off, I even let you know so people that got scared off would return. I could always dump guro I've already got instead... Max the image limit of every thread you make in minutes. Or I could go on my merry way
Joseph Rogers
Goddamn that restaurant looks rad as fuck. I had a similar experience with the subtitles, trying to convince myself to get used them, and now I too can read faster than talk.
Jack Evans
Na fuck that >Done erp once privately >Felt nothing while other wet themself intensly I just dun get it
7 years man... I could have proposed to her by now
Oh believe me I have done it privately once.. meh..
I have felt nothing, did it once private. I dont get it
#rekt
Thomas Campbell
>well you're in luck faggot >Real life calls
>not only did I decide to lay off >I even let you know >I could always dump guro I've already got instead
How's that real life doin', mate?
Logan Russell
For fun, really >Getting a link lolno
>i will max image limit i swear eh go for it dude i dont care
Some people enjoy it i guess.
Jeremiah Mitchell
:C
Tyler Stewart
dont propose. it's only been 7 years. Have you ever had a large disagreement? Faced any difficult trials? Make difficult decisions? The problem with people getting married these days is they do not know how to co-exist as partners. They believe in love and romance over friendship and support. If you get jealous when you see your spouse flirting, you do not have a secure enough relationship to even consider marriage. just as an example It is not time or quantity that defines, but quality.
Mason Wright
All around me, nigga. It doesn't just go away because I type on my phone.
Bentley Jenkins
Well you are lewd Its just awkward
Jeremiah Foster
I haven't hit my head on it yet haha, and its kinda weird, like I'll struggle with my eyes closing but when they close its just a picture of what im already seeing if that makes sense True Same, I feel like its way more awkward watching it than it is actually in it. Like i'd be down to cyber a hot babearoony, but not here
Dominic Perez
it's 4am and I'm not going to sleep because I have no job. Hi everyone
Carter Phillips
Yeah, least I got to please someone but eh
Sorry toots
Hmm yes, I could imagine the person schlicking themselves while Im here like "wtf did I just typed" its whatever.
Bentley Perez
>on mobile Now you could be an incredible edgelord while on the move, as well!
How far technology has come!
Tyler Reyes
I'm actually kind of addicted to porn, so....
But I'mma peace out, gonna go play Skyrim for a while before bed. Goodnight all!
Ryan Evans
Idk, it might just be me then. No. But you should kys.
Jeremiah Lewis
>other wet themself intensely I could dig that if it turned out the other person liked it. But here no way jose
Brody Perez
All I got was >Im too lazy to follow through on my threat, Ima go pay for a hooker and get her to hug me while I cry and jizz myself My brother got married after 5 years. They decided to have kids before getting married. They are in a rough patch, but they are so happy with their decisions. Sometimes you just know.
Nolan Gray
eventually you will convert also nah i touch myself all the time doesn't matter what im talking about i just get bored
i accept that
Wyatt Evans
Stop feeding the bad troll. He is some butthurt waifu claimer that does not enjoy the flames when they post lewd and ERP.
Juan Richardson
>1 am >what are timezones Yea that limits your options a bit Maybe catch some sleep? Not saying I want you gone or anything but sleep is generally a good way to kill time
Restaurant is pretty dank, bartender was a faggot though Reading faster than you can talk is something not many people seem to be able to do. I always pity dyslexic people because reading is just as much if not more fun than watching a movie
Shit man that hurts. My longest was 2 years and a bit, she was the only girl besides my sister I ever truly loved. But she was a control freak, and I'm neither submissive nor dominant. She couldn't handle that adn freaked out when I didn't obey her. I think she didn't want a boyfriend but a dog. She broke up with me by text saying "I don't feel anything anymore so it's pointless to continue". I was standing at the bus stop next to her house where I had just visited her when I got that. I never saw her again Messed me up big time. I never got to look her in the eyes one last time and say goodbye. To this day I'm not sure wether I still love her or not
Isn't that called the stopped clock illusion? Anyway that's pretty irresponsible of you Koko I expect no less
Well good luck with whatever you're making there >lolno boo
Jason Myers
See
Asher Watson
Will do. But hey, the /waifu/ hug box is always here for you. Or at least i, for some reason, have developed a fondness of you. Even though all you do is tell me to kill myself. Hmm... I'm going to blame it on a feeling of comradery from having similar tastes of music, for my own sanity.
Chase Howard
Just a quick reminder
Do not feed the bad troll. They are trolling badly. Do not encourage shit shitposting.
Hudson Parker
well new term for female masturbation learned thanks for that good naw i cant sleep until im out of it
Angel Gutierrez
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Brody Martinez
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Daniel Lewis
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Zachary Torres
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Levi Reyes
i think he likes you and is just being tsundere as usual >lurking rattles
Daniel Bell
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Jackson Clark
woah cool did you buy a Sup Forums pass
Isaiah Phillips
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Landon Reyes
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Angel Jenkins
Nah i think he dislikes me greatly. All good though, life goes on. >Rattle rattle
Oliver Collins
kek
Leo Rivera
Is it? I never heard of that, ill look it up though >I expect no less Call me....irresponsible >iFunny Fuckin kek
Robert Ramirez
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Kayden King
fucking lost to myself
Austin Rodriguez
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Michael Johnson
cool
Nathan Ortiz
The thing is.. since we're a year apart, she graduated, went to college/work while I was still in highschool. Our communication pretty much died from there on and when I tried setting up a date I'll get the excuse that shes busy, time after time I just got sick of it, it didnt felt like a relationship anymore so I broke it off.... more time passe we be on and off, the only thing that kept me coming back were those random spikes where she send me a pic of her self or ACTUALY wanting to see me, most of the time it gets cancelled on some unforunaite events (sick, family shit, etc).. last year I discovered her twitter/instagram and it shows her hanging out with her college friends, I did not like that one bit, I try asking her out once more to a date.. SAME excuse, so I complained how she has time for them but not for me but all I get is shes some stupid president of an anime club.. bullshit I broke it off and then what? She moves on to another fucking guy a month later and here I am suicidal and shit Sorry to walltext this but there is too much details and I rather not go too much into it.. sorry if it doesnt make too much sense
I wouldnt erp here dont worry
Now I think of that old ass song where she said "when I think of you I touch myself"
I tell my friends Im over her but I dont think i ever will be
Welcome
Landon Harris
Someones being too edgy tonight, I guess.
Did you forget that we dont care about inage limit?
6 images. Well done.
Matthew Parker
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Lucas Walker
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Landon Kelly
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Samuel Adams
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Colton Bailey
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Tyler Flores
You know, as someone with a passing interest in at least looking at those types of pictures, can you upscale the quality? Thanks.
Blake Gonzalez
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David Morris
Hmmm.. intriguing but highly disturbing..
Jeremiah Cooper
i have a couple ones for female masturbation
I DONT WANT, ANYBODY ELSE, WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF
Ever noticed when you glance at a clock the first second seems longer than the rest. I think it's something like that >Call me....irresponsible kek
Wounds heal but scars remain. I don't think we ever get over anyone we ever genuinely loved. But that's okay, those experiences make us who we are in the end.
Elijah Jones
CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL he just says he does, like he does with everyone >rattles
Dylan Cruz
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Parker Ortiz
I I I I v < Is this bait?
Joshua Richardson
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Christopher Nelson
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Nicholas Hall
thats actually really fucking cool dude anymore?
Kevin Sanders
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Zachary Long
i dont doubt it yeah i will he could at least put her head down