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SHAKING SO MUCH
Surreal tbqh.
JUST CHUCKED THE CAT IN THE DISHWASHER
can't keep still waiting for the 2nd half
Coming down to Glasgow in september to buy Euan a drink
Posting in a legendary /bet/ thread tbqh.
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Just slapped my bird. She's on the phone to the coppers but I don't care. UP SURREAL.
giggling
kekked
Not on this because I was sleeping off a night of shagging.
Shagging and sleeping confirmed -ev.
Still shaking at the thought of my wife's son being the cool kid in his class for once when he shows up on his brand new bike.
TEARS
We're back.
HOUSE SHAKING SO MUCH LAST SECOND CHILE GOAL. GOD'S ARE ON MY SIDE. CAN NOT STOP PACING.
can't even afford a hitman for euan now, ffs agila
Fucking server.
UP SO SO SO SO MUCH. THANK YOU CHILE.
>He didn't just get on O1.5 FH
Heads gone. Eyes are a maroon colour. Wife's boyfriend is asking what's wrong, can barely decipher what he's saying. Taking the fish for a long long walk.
that lost too you fucking RETARD
Nice meme
Dunno why anyone's down, I've been tipping winners all over the gaffe
Shaking at the thought of what Messi will do against a 10 man panama side
Meant 0.5 you fucking muppet.
Hass is that you in your profile pic?
Isn't he still on the bench?
Ya, but reports say he'll get some playing time in the second half
Thought of you as I raced down my street naked when Chile scored.
Yes mate, even more handsome then you expected?
Ameribets how lotto is J League in your opinion? I'm guessing you have some idea as no one else would be up at that time
Imagine not being on cards.
Imagine.
newfag detected
Sat at my desk. Gun in my left hand. Premium scotch in the other. Wife is frantically knocking on the door. Her physical boyfriend is calling the police. Heads gone. Can hear a siren. Might just be in my head. Going for a VERY long walk.
I've never had good luck with it. Urawa at home is usually a dece bet, but other than that I can't figure it out
also on -1.5 1st AH for SWQ from 2-0 up
Not what I expected tbqh.
>Going for a VERY long walk.
around the room?
Got a hatch door which leads to the shed. Out from there.
>Brit owning a gun
Am I being taken on a ruse cruise?
>he didn't save the leaked photos of Hass from his Twitter
Have to wash my ass with old newspaper's now that i can't afford toilet paper until next wellfare check
Is his TT him?
Won't be eating for 2 weeks. EUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
You're beating the wife's boyfriend meme to death mate
No it's an affiliate tipster from twitter, Hass is a greasy student
FFS. HASS you cheeky cunt. I would have been very surprised if that was Hass. Was disappointed tbqh.
Head so gone that i'm fapping to these types of stories
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Want OUT of this bet against Peninsula Power
Delete this
I wanted to tip Avispa Fukuoka DC, Ventforet and Avispa seem like there isn't much between them on paper, but Ventforet also have some key players out today. Might prestake a small on, doubt I'll be up for it
Might start beating ya chin if you don't shut it
Wife tells him she's cheated. It's not the first time. 'I'll think about it whether I want to continue this relationship'. NOT impressed.
I was thinking taking the + in both matches that start before midnight locally (Ardija DC and Shonan +1) but my luck in that realm is absolute shit
Is Shonan tipping back?
Sorry laddie :)
Is there anything more morally reprehensible than cheating on your spouse?
Makes my blood boil reading that desu, triggered indeed.
Also I'm glad I'm in on SWQ Thunder now :3
NEED a win. Reckon our brave English boys will smash the communists.
Gook moot is on our side banning the evil Russian nation from Sup Forums
I worry that Gamba Osaka are coming back to form, so I'll probably just avoid
No no you've done it now, remember when Maple tipped Shonan and they drew or lost or didn't cover handi and everyone shit on him? Well that is you now.
They're banned? Why?
CP or DDoSing, take your pick but gookmoot confirmed he banned a country to fix 4chins when it was down just now and everyone is speculating it is Russia, every other (regularly posting) nation has been seen posting since on one board or another.
Oh fug. Fuck them anyway. Brave Harry and Jamie will show them.
Ah its not permanent anyway, shame.
Will be handy having Russians banned on the offchance we are unable to rek them.
Kurt wants a MEDIUM on Houston women 0.0
Amazingly the line is still there
Reminder that Kurts yield this month is -13% pmsl.
I am laughing so much right now
FRAUDULANT MAN
Lost two bets in a row, can't remember last time that happened
Please tell me they didn't just score.
My phone's dead and I can't log into this 365 from my laptop
Colorado scored but Houston scored right after so you're looking at a refund right now
They did but houston got a penalty and scored. It's 2-1
Can't even cuss the cunt because he seems so fucking nice
MESSI MESSI MESSI
Hello yes, Argentina second when?
ON my knees for Messi
thank the lord, overstaked on this one even though it seems like a second rate tip compared to his usual
-1 ah argentina, large.
It's a simple pixel punt pmsl
>mainstream bets
Pmsl pretty sure their goalkeeper has Down syndrome and won the opportunity to play in this match on a box of cereal.
not on myself but tbf its a pretty dominant pixel punt for a 0.0 line even though I appreciate that line only exists because it is late in the game
You watching lad? They're basically passing around the back
This. Would have a lot more respect for Kurt if he just said this. Blagger cunt
They were on a 0ah the entire game
SWQ Thunder slags -3 probably doesn't lose. That might not sound like a ringing endorsement but I'm not one to oversell my tips.
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Didn't eastern suburb play literally today? Or was that a different team?
J-just kidding
>panama defense
kek
Oh really? Well regardless of if it wins that is a world line for that rball, can't fault people going big.
women's team lid
>Panama attack
We're gonna make it lads ;_;
Distanced from bets to cool my head and now I doubled my bank
3 more argentina corners and a goal and im v comfy
AGUEROOOOOOOOOO PLEAZZZ
GOAT
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Messi a god
AGUEROFFSIDES
Surely one more corner
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>Wasn't on Messi hat trick
Want. Death.
>You were alive to watch Messi play
1 CORNER PLEASE
I didn't do -3 AH when Messi came in.