Shit you found on Tinder

Shit you found on Tinder

I'd try to fuck that preggo for sure

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>shit
>she could beat up all your bullies

In this context shit dosnt = bad it means creepy, funny, gross, cool, anything.

Just shit you found on Tinder that's out of the ordinary, preferably cringe or funny.

hot i want her to beat me up during sex

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A friend of mine got told to beat a girl up when he was fucking her. She didn't just want to be slapped a little, she wanted to be beaten with closed fists

Is it even safe at that point? Won't you just poke the baby into mashed potatoes?

only if you got a dick like an squids tentacle

I go to the gym....ROFL

Thats all excessive muscles

so thats the bitch who keeps emptying the vending machines

I like food, no shit...rly?

what's wierd about this?

No comment

she has no free time afaik

Which fatty are you?
Is a good question.

How much does it cost to feed you? How many zoo keepers have you ate?

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Yeah sure lol

>Won't you just poke the baby into mashed potatoes?

Kekles

That was the most disgusting thing I've ever read. Hardly any self awareness and the grammar of a 12 year old chav.

She wanted it to look like rape

She's hot. Love pregnant women.

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>"looking for someone with a car"
>"my pussy my rules"

Might as well put "extremely high maintenance - insufferable cocktease"

You guys dont stand a chance against germans.

Stay away

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A list of 10 superstars....standards?

>collage

Why do the ones that look like that always have kids?

Who in the name of Burt Reynolds put their dick in that.

That's a joke

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I have tons of this

> but I am a frenchfag

nigger?

Its still cringe

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Dara O'Briain

Some really desperate low iq guy

Not really

she lifts ... the toilet seat before she vomits?

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Dats a man

> "intérêt en commun"...if you know what I mean

OK cringe satire can still be cringe

Nope, white

Extreme selfie manipulation

would smash

underrated post.

Full time potato

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Is she royalty?

look shes already crying so you can get straight to beating her

She made an S in pussy into a $. I think her rules mean "my pussy, my rules, PAY ME AND GIVE ME FREE SHIT

Mexican you oppressive shit-lord.

Fuck straight to the point, thats how its done

I think it is

god damn it chad, you taking all the girls did you?

good god man she looks like she mirrored half a picture...

Imagine rolling over in bed and seeing that face looking at ya. No thanks

Interest in common is a fast food brand

I would have smashed her at her nursing home but she didn't swipe right on me fml

Call me old fashioned but are there women that are that easily lured into bed?

I mean the whole getting wined and dined etc is lost and forgotten?

You just need sick abs and as much respect as France has won wars.

Why do you like fast food on your facebook?

poor kids

There is a lot to love in this one

Dude he might still wine and dine, you dont know him.

alpha to the core

I bet this guy fucks all the whores who ignore me

I guess because I like it , and there was this promotional stuff if you like the page

Ugly Bernie Fag

Any takers?

'Sex, fitness, titts and ass'

We all know Chad.

Dats a man

top kek

You tried bud, but let it go.

41 in meth years..

At least he aint wasting his time

HOW DID YOU CLONE YOURSELF?

Probably

shooped?

Rolling so much at the "threw" everyday at "disabled"

She's from the UK dumbass

No way

Dog is almost a deal breaker, but would swipe right.

Her name is Kum, I guess.

This is fake right?

how2bealpha101

>as much respect as France has won wars.
kek

I think this is also a man

Française ?

Would smash and make her pussy great again

I know it's so un-classy *tips fedora*

So she can't be Mexican? You're a real fucking asshole. FUCK