Today's siegmund freud's birthday, any ideas on how to celebrate properly except incest?

today's siegmund freud's birthday, any ideas on how to celebrate properly except incest?

Well - if fucking your mother is out, you could at least get started by murdering your Father?

Taking huge amounts of Coke?

Meet up with your friend and tell them a whole bunch of made up shit that they can't disprove.

best one thus far

Dress up and play with your anus then blame it on your childhood

Please anons teach my about freud , it seems there is a lot of things i don't know

No

Did someone say freud's birthday?

Tell everyone they're always thinking about cock, either their own or someone else's.

May I suggest some kind of anal fixation?

incest is the only and most beautiful way to celebrate.
take your sister and make her feel loved.

dont tell me this is gonna derail into a milf thread

read La Peau de chagrin

oedipus/10

>except incest

didn't know the novel, but now i'm interested thank you user

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Incest.

HTHs

incest is too standard for people here, would be like celebrating by continuing to breathe

>continuing to breathe
incest is love
incest is life

Freud was about fucking your Mother - not incest in general.

Cretin.

Re-heat a leftover beef, carrot and barely stew.

Eat said stew.

Plan the Jarrok rebellion against the Karta.

>implying i care about his fetish
post little sisters.

Did someone say birthday ?

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Sorry guys, I forgot to mention theres also potato in the stew.

no onions? wth