Walk in bedroom see this..wat do?

walk in bedroom see this..wat do?

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Put it in.

turn 360 and walk away

gently rape her anus

This thread again. Was already here some hours ago.

Become gay

double fist that meaty pussy

start fuckin'

>swooce right in

360 is a fucking circle

HOLY FUCKING KEK!

Grab me a wrench because that shit needs some tightening.

420 nut scope that hoe

Obvious meme refrence idsobvious

wtf is a wrench gonna do?
>She's not a car.

took the bait.. guess summers started already

No, but I can hit her in the head with it and carry her out to the curb.
>And she might as well be a fuckin car cuz the mileage is lookin high and there's barely any tread left on the tires.

get two slices of bread and swiss, proceed to make a roast beef sandwich and go back to /pol

Wonder who let the dogs out.

*unzips dick*

>unzips dick
pulls out pants

How does one unzip a dick?

you simply have to believe

Okay, I'll try

Condoms aren't the only protection a man needs
In the sack I'm a Trojan man
but on the job
I'm a Zip Dick
>patent pending, sorry I don't have a pic

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realize you walked into your parents bedroom, be awkward, then go to the bathroom cause you need to piss bad

Pick up the damn phone.

wonder who the fuck she is, and whose house am I in as my wife is such a fucking prude that she would never greet me like that, then I'd fuck that bitches brains out, steal a beer out of the fridge and leave...
women should be used like shake and bake bags. Put your meat in them, shake it all around, leave a hell of a mess and toss em out...

Feed her some eggs.

lol that story is so old

I like how this line exposes all the newfags.