/heem/: the most satisfying heem in mma history edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Chad Mendes pissed hot
ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Chad-Mendes-061016

>Claudia used to cut weight like Conor
mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11902416/claudia-gadelha-stopped-cutting-up-to-33-pounds-to-fight-better-win

>Tony Ferguson is a top tier antiboy
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/tony-ferguson-pretty-upset-with-khabib-nurmagomedov-for-taking-fight-with-project-manager

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2008/04/30/sports/30doping.html
youtube.com/watch?v=w6JPvO8K6UI
strawpoll.me/10453009
youtube.com/watch?v=IIf8Ibda3E8
youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
strawpoll.me/10453093
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for Joanna

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Second for Schaub

Lima by DEC
I agree with the decision

is Gracie Barra a meme McDojo gym?

I work night and it's one of two places that offer mid-day classes.

Russia will be back, there's still light Russiabros

nytimes.com/2008/04/30/sports/30doping.html

>doping with impunity gene

>It was, researchers say, a striking demonstration of a genetic discovery. Those 17 men can build muscles with testosterone, they respond normally to the hormone, but they are missing both copies of a gene used to convert the testosterone into a form that dissolves in urine. The result is that they may be able to take testosterone with impunity.

>The gene deletion is especially common in Asian men, notes Jenny Jakobsson Schulze, a molecular geneticist at the Karolinska University Hospital in Stockholm. Dr. Schulze is the first author of the testosterone study, published recently in The Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism.

>Dr. Schulze learned from an earlier study that about two-thirds of Asian men are missing both copies of the gene, as are nearly 10 percent of Caucasians. The prevalence in other groups is not known.

>Doping researchers said the study raised questions about what to do next.

>“It’s disturbing,” said Dr. Don Catlin, the chief executive of Anti-Doping Research, a nonprofit group in Los Angeles. “Basically, you have a license to cheat.”

Jesus christ

PRIDE was ahead of its time

>yfw asians become champions in every division a year after this is published

Dear Dom,

We sincerely think you're a swell guy. As lonely permavirgin autists we also are forced to go the movie theater by ourselves.

>>Doping researchers said the study raised questions about what to do next.

What did they do next? This is from 2008.

>"I Wanted the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader."

>we
Speak for yourself, nerd.

we choose to view our movies solo because it's more comfy.

Money Mendes

youtube.com/watch?v=w6JPvO8K6UI

they lived happily ever after, the end.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone at TAM to piss hot.

Schaub = God

i disagree

this guy's leg is fucked up

Lose my number

HEEM SNAPPY

Redpill me on Karyn Bryant

Dat leg snap

he's a person

Sassy black woman hungry skeleton

I don't know who that is.

she's a nigger

>Lesnar getting tested by USADA

Sir. I may be stupid, but I'm not fucking retarded

NotLikeThis

>inb4 Tainted Elk Meat
>inb4 Tainted Supplement
>inb4 Someone slipped it in my preworkout

M O N E Y M A N L E T

they're alright
whats the linage?

probably the best interviewer in mma

How does he beat Aldo, lads?

USADA

He doesnt.

Casual detected

Touch Aldo's chin

McGregor removed his chin already

>implying he can't beat post-USADA Aldo

It's a damn travesty that we will never see Rich Piana compete in the octagon.

fighting in the pocket as usual, mix up game, so darting from neutral either to land his punches or from neutral and hitting a takedown.

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He won't. He will air punch and shadow box all night.

strawpoll.me/10453009
strawpoll.me/10453009
strawpoll.me/10453009

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He looks like something outta Diablo

RIP

Piana is actually fighting this summer at /HEEM/ FC 1 against Brendan Schaub

>Loss, Loss, Win, Win, Loss, Loss
I don't get the Schloss meme

Still a bad matchup for him lad. His wrestling will be nullified by Aldo's tdd, meaning he'll have to box him up. That didn't work last time.

Reminder conor will never make 45 again and belt should be stripped

It's actually amazing how many people you can accurately point out to be on steroids just by their physique

heem

I would put it in her butt

Someone link a video of his in the other thread. He changed my life in one hour. TYBR

What video?

Here you are family
youtube.com/watch?v=IIf8Ibda3E8

youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54

Brock free fight, Mir rematch

But we will get to see Brock Lesnar which is pretty damn close.

>tfw
am i a real fight fan yet

Infinitely these.
Post-USADA Aldo won't be able to simply use his strength and power to escape Edgar's takedowns like he did last time they fought.

Just like Jesus "lost" to the jews and was resurrected three days later, Schaub "lost" to bum heavyweights and resurrected as a comedic genius, multi-millionaire, and the host of the most popular podcast in history.
Schaub bless.

damn son, can we come over to your mansion and have sex with one of your model wifes

no, you can't

oh so he's not a fighter cool
>in b4 Joe Rogan is the best mma fighter that ever lived

you gonna have to supply links to back the comedic genius claims too

>you gonna have to supply links to back the comedic genius claims too

don't trap me in a sauna and force me to fuck my way out

Thank you. Rich Bless. Chael Bless. Conor Bless 3x. May memes and syn-I mean gains bless you. Daily reminder 5x scoops + training in a gi 3x a week + bodybuilding
Very good. Teaches you to be a beast.

Schaub bless

He is literally the second coming of Christ, I heard it while the lord was speaking to me, how's that for a source?

have you been doing your daily waist vacuums, /heem/?

>russia blocked from Sup Forums

fedor on suicide watch

Russia is back lads

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Schaub bless you as well, my brother.

Based Rich

If you could block one country from posting on /heem/ forever, it would be ________

I don't think I would block anyone. I love all you lads

But then there won't be a belt for Nate to demand after his defense.

Brazil.
Ireland's a close second.

I'd block Amerikkka.

>Conor can't make 145
>Nate can make 145
uhhhhhhhhhhh

Anyone got a bamma bad beats 20 stream?

Estonia tbqh

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Reminder that Sage is being abused by his father and you are doing nothing to stop it

He beat the champion and if he does so again, it should be a double whammy of giving Nate a cheeky belt and stripping Conor.

And then there's a moneyweight belt going around, because Zuffa is now open to fun money shit.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL
strawpoll.me/10453093

Delete your post.

who /5%/ here

Right here brotha!

Reminder that no one knew who this jew was before the Sage drama.

I work for bellator, they are in talks with rich piana at the moment

That's a load of crap. He's already signed a contract for /heem/ fc1.

>current streak: 8 losses

Goodnight /heem/

I could see the UFC giving Rich Piana a 4 month exemption from USADA.

Maybe give him an easy fight for his debut. Someone like Arlovski or Mir.

>supposed natty goat bisping gets beaten and moans about roiders

>newly minted natty goat mcgregor KO'd roiders

what a time to be natty

night, comfybro

natty 4 lyfe

Thanks