What is the most sexually depraved/ creepiest thing you have ever done?

What is the most sexually depraved/ creepiest thing you have ever done?

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Fucked your mother.

I once attempted to fuck a cat.

Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

How dare you.

Fuck a 17 year old when I was 26.

what the actual fuck

Rubbed a parakeet on my dick

Girl I was living with broke up with me. I had to go back to the house when she was at work to get my things. I laid on the bed sucking and licking her worn underwear, wanking and crying.

I didn't take the breakup well.

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went to a hooker and force anal on her

in the end she didn't complain that much

you monster

Jizzed in my cousins face cream.

Not the worst I've done, but it's something.

Met a really fat sub on collarme
She comes round, put her in bath, put funnel up her arse and piss into it. Piss filled the funnel and flooded the floor all while I'm screaming "suck it in"

greentext?

fat chicks really do anything to get laid...
not falling for it though

Mine happened only yesterday, in fact. I stole a pair of panties from my friend's 18 y/o sister whilst round his house. There were a couple pairs on the floor outside her room, kinda wish I took both, but took one. They're used and have a slight bit of grool on them, but it only smells of clean washing, not of her. If I should go round again, definitely stealing another pair.

perfectly legal in my country, well done sir, very well done indeed.

stale maymay

> post craigslist ads looking for nude models. > get tons of pic from girls in my area, know some of them
> now have massive collection
> getting these pics doesn't do it for me anymore
>still do it anyway out of habit

i keep feeding my cum to my little sister every time i have the opportunity.
mix it in her drinks and dishes.
it feels so heart warming to know i'm taking care of her by good nurishment.

same

only a pathetic creepy weirdo steals a girls panties off the floor. You want them, be a man and steal them off her fucking waist.

>I didn't take the breakup well
I can tell

Fapped under the shower, 3 fingers in my ass and pissing

Fapped to wincest story?

Not really bad, just lonely

Made a fake account so nobody would know who I was and I hit on my gay friends even though I was straight

I browse off color image boards

There was a girl I wanted to date for the longest time, but I could never find the balls to ask her out.
One day we ended up drinking at her house. When everyone else left and it was just her and me she ended up passing out. After many years of sexual frustration I decided I was going to Jack off on her face. Right before I came I decided it was a bad idea and reached for the nearest item to jizz into.
Ended up being her panties. I kept the panties and used them as my jizz rag for a solid 2 years.

so much repressed denial it's unreal

Found nudes on my sisters laptop years back, fapped to those.

I let guys I find on craigslist fuck my ass without a rubber.

you achieved?

>be 24 back then
>got blueballed by a chick a few times
>decided to look for a hooker
>went on an "escort meetup" page
>saw a cute thai and get in contact
>only 30 mins after a short ride i was at her adress
>handed 150 bucks infront for 60min (had no idea it was a rippoff in my area at that time)
>first few min of sucking was awfull... teeth.. not deep enough.. went to pussy
>got 6inch dick and felt almost nothing she was loose as fuck for a small thai
>was a bit out of control and switched to her anus
>a little crying and "no no"s but after a few attemps she handed me some lube lol
>went in had a good time.. lasted for 2 min max
>she tried to get another 50 bucks out of it and was a little upset
>called it a day and gtfo
>actuallly met her for a second time for 100 bucks a few months later

Be 27 and have sex with a 15 yo also played with her feet a lot

I have achieved offspring.

It involves this location.

> 1400 Brownie points to the user who can find it.

Sniff and jack off with my girlfriends younger sisters panties. I did it twice so far

how'd the price drop?

Fucked my ex gfs younger sister and mom Shit was cash never told her even after we broke up

i live quite close to there. all kinds of sketchy shit happens in the parking lot just across I35 between 11th + 12th. i ride by bike through there late at night pretty frequently

were you one of those niggers fucking infront of that church? i dont have the pic saved, but you know what im talkin about

I helped my gf get fucked by a friends dog

gr8

I fucked my 10 year old brother never spoke about it again

did she need help because she's not good with animals?

>Nailed a girls tits to a board
>whipped her cunt until she begged me to put ginger root in her ass
>when it started to burn told her the only relief i'd offer would be me pissing in her ass
>made her take the nails in her tit's out with her teeth
>flogged her until she started bleeding (about 30 min with a heavy flogger)
>let her cum using a Hitachi covered in icyhot

It was consentual, but probably the most depraved thing i've done in one scene.

Disgusting

Travis county medical examiner office

and so a new generation of btards is made

you did good user

its a hooker thing.. if you look innocent and nice they try to ripp you off. just huggle a bit and it doesn't help take appemts to leave... mostly the will comply for 3/4 or even half the price or some specials extra like a second girl
anal or some more nasty things.
here in germany alot of woman work on their own or don't have a pimp nearby who can kick your shit in

Nope.

Oh the circle of life can be that way.

That's hot have any pics ?

FUCKING CALLED IT

Huggle a lil bit

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Nah she was a natural "animal person" but didn't know anyone with a dog that wasn't fixed and was worried about getting the dog finding base, and the knot

not me but my gf has sucked my dick on three occasions right after it was in her ass

mine is blindfolding a 16 yo, tying her arms and legs to the corners of my bed, secretly putting her g string on and hanging my dick in her mouth for a blowjob. i was 26.

Masturbated to Sophie Turner.

how dare you!

my sister was a painkiller addict with no money so i'd hook her up with oxy in exchange for sex

I worked with a coroner there for a few months.

I know. My bad.

Kinda related my 24 year old sister is still a virgin and gets off to kids cartoons every morning, tried to fuck her but I thinks she's a fag

Had a foursome with three dominant men older than 50 when I was 18.

24 and virgin?
ugly/fat, fag, or a fucking unichorn

Wanted to do that when I was a kid. Any advice about it?

I masturbate to Suzy every night

She's pretty cute but beta as all hell dresses up and shit might be like slightly retarded

Be in pre med.
You have to to think of what you're dealing with as matter and that's all. You can find it attractive, but don't fuck it.
> Or just don't get caught.

Finger my girlfriend until she's really wet and use it as a lubricant to masturbate then cum on her.

Nah nothing like that but if I find a 10/10 on my slab you better believe there's going to be contact of some kind.

How the fuck do you nail a girl's tits to a board safely? Did she have to get a tetanus shot?

took creepshots of my sister in law
licked my mother in laws used panties
"accidentally" walked in on sister in law in the shower
posted nudes of wife to Sup Forums
touched a friend's pussy when she was asleep and I was pretending to sleep
dipped my cock in a co-worker's water bottle (wide neck...) when I was alone at work after hours
took pictures up a student's (adult student) skirt when I was sitting across from her, helping out with homework
stole panties from the (shared) laundry room and returned after fapping with them
fapped in a pool while watching my mother in law tanning

and probably many more things I can't remember right now

not just embalming?

Blackmailed 15 yo girl into letting me spank her (and and hairbrush, till crying) and do things with/to her ass (temperature, fingers, dick, enemas) for about 3 weeks.

made me kek while drinking

used to fuck my neighbors wife in the ass every week while he was golfing, if the weather was bad and he stayed home on a Saturday morning , she used to call round and take off her panties which she had just masturbated in and leave them with me. I would jerk off while sucking them and then jizz in the gusset , then I would give her the panties back and she would stand at the kitchen wondow sucking my jizz from them to tease me.
Pretty weird really and some would say creepy.

A new form of embalming from our friends in the east

RIP Haruka

Greentext?

grabbed a girls boobs (over her shirt) while dancing at a nightclub, she got mad, i guess technically that's sexual assault but nothing ever came of it

After a 1 n half year of relationship, got bored from normal love sex.
Got this idea.
Plan the shit up and broke with my gf and let my frn takeover.
After some months make my frn to record her when he is hate/brutal type fucking her.
Fap on video for some weeks.
Decide to blackmail for free perverted games.
Now we all fuck her they way we want.
Sorry for bad English.
Pic related.

Filmed women in public. Felt sad watching it at home.

>Was walking down a street one Friday night at 4am.
>Came across a drunk passed out chick at a doorway.
>Try to check up on her see if she is ok, she is just mumbling shit and completely out of it. >Complains to me through mumbling that she is going to throw up so I take her to the curb, so she can throw up in the drain.
>She doesn't throw up but is still completely fucked and would not respond to me trying to get her name/address/any info so I can help her.
>Sit next to her for about 20 or so minutes generally feeling up her tits and ass and generally molesting her.
>Find out she is 18 while I am at it when she has a brief moment of clarity.
>Feel her up some more for a bit.
>Call her an ambulance because I am a good guy.
>feel her up some more while waiting for the ambulance.
>Ambulance arrives and I go home.
>Still fap to the thought of that night to this very day.

Her name was Tracy Dicut, and she was fresh as hell. Some lung disease.

>They put a little bit of me into the ground with her if you know what I mean

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This is my kind of fetish...

Too far user, too far.

Were you not wearing a hair net, user?

you shouldn't say "shit was cash" it's really low brow

Your lying bitch

Was high on coke and shouted at my gf for not giving me a blowjob and said she's a useless girlfriend and I'm just gonna cheat on her instead.

She gave me a blowjob while crying.

No, I want supposed to be there that late. I was half scrubs, half civ clothes.

About two years ago, the week before I turned 30, I was hell bent on having the most depraved, hedonistic, and dark week I could possibly have before I was to kill myself.
I used all my savings and bought stimulants, hallucinogens, opiates and benzodiazepines for about 5k and spent another 2k on alcohol.
I usually started the day with some heroin, amphetamines and ketamine and then go to a bar chosen at random in the quest for finding someone fucked up enough to fuck and this ritual was to become something I did every morning that week.
On what I think was a tuesday I did my usual routine. Shower, shave, deodorize, brush my teeth, make a disgustingly bitter tea out of peyote and drink it, do a shot of vodka and ketamine, wait until both substances peak and then shoot a mix of amphetamine and heroin right into a vein that had not yet collapsed, and when the initial rush had gone I drank half a pint of vodka.
I then prepared some more amphetamine, heroin and some LSD and put it in a small bag so I could take it with me. Then I was ready to hit the town.
On the first three bars nothing unusual happened, I got thrown out because I was either too intoxicated or too obnoxious. I reached the fourth bar at around 11pm and I met this short and slender man. He gave off an obvious gay vibe long before I heard him speak, which was in the most feminine way imaginable.
Anyway, I somehow ended up at his place where I shared some of the drugs I had with me.
The rest is real foggy but I remember I had sex with the guy, even though I can't remember any details. The next morning I must have made my way home because the next thing I remember I was woken up by cops and a social worker.
I was escorted to a mental hospital and on arrival they asked me to empty my pockets from anything I could harm myself with. When I took out my knife I noticed it was covered with blood. They didn't say anything about it and later I examined my body for cuts but I had none. cont.

that sounds really hot
did you enjoy it ?

I must have used the knife on the guy from the bar. I have no idea if I had seriously harmed him but I've not seen anything in the papers about anything that might look related so I think we might have used it during the "love-making".

I've been having sex with animals for over 20 years.

That protein and zinc tho

and i bet by the time you came her panties were soaked through