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Sup Forums What's the best place to hide a body?
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Graveyard.

A graveyard

At least 8 feet underground so the search dogs can't smell it.

If it's fresh, double bag it in black trash bags and leave it on garbage day. If not feed it to pigs

cut it up and feed it to an animal.

pigs will digest everything but the teeth

8ft under in a random patch of woods

>cut the body into little pieces
>get a dog (a big one)
>feed dog for a few weeks with human flesh
>burn hair
>pulverize bones
>get high one bone powder or, if you have a baby, use it as baby powder

seriously, why hide it? get rid of it cause sooner or later someone will find it

kek

user is a professional

This or grind it up so much that it will pass as meat loaf, or burgers and take to homeless shelter

>go out into woods
>no one around
>dig a hole 11-12 feet deep
>not wide, but about the width of the body or a tad more
>place body in hole vertically
>cover with dirt and about 2 feet more over head of body
>kill dog
>place dog in hole
>bury remainder of hole

When searching disturbed land from remote sensing, imaging typically looks for a six to seven foot long hole. And if they have a search dog to smell for a buried body, they will dig up the spot they think, and uncover the dead dog and think that's all there was.

Happy killings.

poke a couple of holes in oil drum. drop it out at sea.

Option 1

>bathtub, saw, plastic bags, alot of bleach

Basicly just slice the corpse into little pieces and put it in bags mixed with bleach, take it a 2-3 nights and drop every bag on difrent spot. Perfect would be to bury it.

Option 2

>ground level bathroom, bathtub, saw, plastic bags, bleach, hammer, new toilet and shit to cement it back

So, its the same with slicing corpse into small pieces and putting it into plasti bags, in this option you take out the toilet, usually they are connected to sewer diretcly, so you just drop bags into it. Better option for not to be seen at all. You cement new toilet into spot.

It's not the hiding, its the separating.

You need to be able to cut it up into many different pieces without being caught (this is why people end up body dumping because they can't do this)

Once it's separated, you can bag it and dump it in trash cans all over the state.

Bleach is obviously your friend.

These are both good choices

I've never understood the "spread it out" suggestion. Doesn't it make it much more likely to find a piece? With DNA, that could be enough to ID.

Holy shit user that might actually work

somone has been watching snatch lately

Take out teeth, leave them in a bottle of soda overnight
Cut off any identifying tattoos
Put body into a hockey bag or something inconspicuous
Bring yogurt, dog collar, hand garden shovel (buy with cash)
Go out into the country
Dig a small but deep grave
Place body into grave with legs over its neck so the crotch is facing upwards
Pump yogurt into the anus
Bury, make a small cross with sticks, place dog collar over that
Dump soda into drain at a random location after a few days

the planet Jupiter

With Acid no1 will notice

Under your bed

your bed cuz there probably ever is anybody.

in uranus

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUGGESTIONS
It will make my murders a lot safer. bye bye my fellow colleagues.

Graveyard
False bottom coffins *sigh* I miss the old days....

Graveyard but watch out sometimes they relocate those fuckers and catalog every body when they do that

I work at a funeral home with embalming room & graveyard

my ass

>thinks soda melts teeth

In plain sight. Nice dub dubs

Snatch. Your mother's snatch.

a cemetery

A graveyard.
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