Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

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Azusa claimed.

I know... It doesn't feel right. She sleeps with Yui, too. AzuNyan is just my girl... She's my thing.

I had Mugi-Chan as my waifu but the guy who likes Mugi in these threads stole her from me... He was more persistent in the waifu threads than I was.

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You know, not dying would be pretty cool.

I'll be back in 20 minutes.

now to ruin this one the one after the last one ever

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I'm actually Madoka. Could I have my waifu back, please? Thank you.

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Shinoa! Don't masturbate with that hand! Use the other hand and leave the cut alone so it heals!

You've spent a decade filling your arteries with fat and nicotine and you are surprised?
The Mediterranean cuisine is among the best in the world, you have the best food available! You can eat better than microwave crap. Now you have no choice but to eat proper food or you'll hnnnnnggg to death. I don't want you to die, so please eat healthy from now on. And stop smoking.

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Rikka claimed. I smell sex and candy.

Why cant you just have the same waifu?

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>claimed

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Dude, you're being pathetic. You're sitting here posting shota in the middle of the day when nobody cares about you. Are you in middle school? Why don't you go get a job or something instead of leeching off your parent's money?

Best mage claimed~
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>I don't want you to die, so please eat healthy from now on. And stop smoking.

Y tú intenta dormir una cantidad correcta de horas, mientras estás en eso.

But lonely and uneven muscles :(

OH hell nah!

Washing dishes. Scrubbed glass a bit too hard


Guess no one saw my post when I asked who cut himself while doing the dishes

Obligatory claim.

You guys are talking about Tsumugi from K-On, right? Isn't she gay? I'm assuming both of you are guys.

im 50 first nations and run a grow op and have my son sell my drugs for me while getting tons of cash on reparations

and she is a loli

Well, I'm pretty big into rock, classic rock, etc.
Metallica, Pantera, Slayer to like Three Days Grace, Rise Against, Breaking Benjamin..
My favorite band though, I would say is the Decemberists. I have a thing for Collin Meloy's voice. I also absolutely love Lindsey Stirling.
Thats a short summary.

>Waifuless

so your shota have no penis

i assume then your loli do have them

maybe a trap thread might help you

I didn't claim her, ask Urobuchi not me.

Obligatory handshake.

Im still traumatized and you are a big suspect right now.

Cool. You couldn't get a real job so you put your son in danger to make money. You sound like a cool dad.

You're 50 years old selling weed and posting loli on Sup Forums. You need to reevaluate your life.

Not that I believe you. You sound like a 17 year old who's seen Scarface one too many times.

Shiki claimed

Hey Megumin how was your ride?

But but youre gonna get your hand pregnant!

Speaking of hands look whos here!

I only looked at one page he posted and it looked like a dude.

Hey Rikka, it was really hard, the wind was against me most of the time ;-;

yeah my son hated being the drug connection at school for all his friends

thats why he was dating a 24 year old girl when he was 17

i can just imagine how much your live must suck with all your hate

maybe more hugs from dad

Por ahora la falta de sueño no me va a matar, hoy dormiré una cantidad apropiada de horas.
De todos modos, los problemas cardíacos son más urgentes que la falta de sueño

Don't masturbate or become ambidextrous. But leave the cut alone, you know you should.

Can you pleaase post more?

Rock is nice, I never went deep into it and don't know why since I love the little I heard. Im a lot more into electronical music but I have no problems listening to rock and metal balads etc.
What is your favourite album from the Decemberists? I actually never heard them and feel like downloading it right now.

It won't be if I switch up right?

I'll bring my fapping to every 3 days then

>Im still traumatized
About?
>you are a big suspect right now
Suspect of what?

wow, well at least you still had a good fap
you should let it heal

>sachi claim

>Im still traumatized
Yuu case.
>you are a big suspect right now
Apparently I have a secret admirer who was lurking the threads for long time.

I only want to die a little bit.

Yeah. My life sucks. I'm just a pilot who makes a legitimate living. Totally horrible.

You'll get busted eventually. They all do.

>pic is the plane I'm going to fly in a few hours.

Obligatory pat.

How are ya?

Glad to see ya, beautiful. What's up.

That sucks, but dont you like a bit of a challenge? The burn in your legs? The sweat? You still did it so yay
>hugs

Exactly so next time ya jack it use the other hand! Please, do it for me frenemy

>Yuu case
That has no reason to bother you.
With the utmost respect, pull your head out of your ass.
>Apparently I have a secret admirer who was lurking the threads for long time
Nope, not me.

I don't want you to die at all, not even a little bit
>What's wrong, Galko?

It sure was fun~ But I was slower than usual so it make feel bad
>hugs back

OK I will

You alright Galky?

OK frenemy I will

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>Rattles

Nothing, really. I'm just bored and tired.
>I feel less like dying than usual

I'm okay.

How's your day bunbun? Do you want my right hand to heal too?

Today was pretty good, working on those studying habits but nothing really going on outside these threads. What about you?

With the utmost respect I understand you didn't do it to affect me at all but it did. But we're cool now, I hope.

Hmmmm pick got and strawberries around? Pick out the seeds. You'll be amazed at how fast time flies bye

>shinoa bro

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Beautiful? Oh dont make me blush Hand-Kun, well not doing anything just waiting to go to work really. How are you? Whats going on?

Aw dont feel bad, tomorrow the wind wont be against you, it will be with you! I will make sure of it...somehow.

Thank you!

obama is a mistake

>always rattling rattle
>sachi

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>Its no fun when you play with 1 tit so yes

I don't want you to feel like dying, at all, ever. If anything's wrong, tell me, okay?
I'm here to listen whenever you need it
>qt

Well Homu, I'm actuallly heading into work sadly so I won't be around for a bit. But Im gonna put this here as a little songy for you~ Waifuless

Waroooo

Jews were a mistake.

Why.

Okay...
>love you

>I'm sticking with you
Aw snap... Im actually blushing IRL, that was a pretty good move. Damn you go to work late on a friday, what time is it there?
Stay awesome waifuless user

Aww thanks Rikka! I'll blast the roads thanks to your help~

>But we're cool now, I hope
We're cool.

nice trips

the holocaust was a good thing

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Miho claimed'

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Best girl claimed!
hows life /waifu/?

6 million wasn't enough.

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Nice.

Tenryuu claimed

Awww youre so caring! I love it!!

Hitler did nothing wrong
Life's good, how's is it going?

Hope they're going well, buddy. Glad your day has been going well.

Day's been better, thanks for asking.

Just telling it how I see it.

I hope work goes well, buddy. I'm doing fine, feeling better from yesterday. Just relaxing right now while listening to some music. Thanks for asking.

Careful not to rip Murakumo clothes with your tits.

Not dead yet!

eradicate the jews


a nap sounds good right about now

exactly

How was the exam?

>Megumin

Hey Asuka. How's it going?

How long would it take for a knuckle cut down to the bone to heal?

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Peace guys im washing dishes and cleaning around lol

Curie claimed

starting my new diet today. no more b6 for me.

jerked off and kinda felt it so thats a sign of progress.

how yall doin

Hello Mugi-Chan! How was your day?

Don't cut yourself again~

>Megumin

No problem at all, anything for my favorite mage!

Thanks I hope so too, what OST are you listening to today? What happened yesterday? If you dont mind me asking

Oh... I hope it goes back to being good, its weekend after all. So what is that relaxing music you're listening to?

I finished it while mostly calm this time, there were a few brutal questions though. I feel like I did ok, probably a low B over all


Probably not to long, mostly healed in a month or two, if you don't reopen it. If you have nontoxic super glue, most is, I recommend sealing it up, since it might be in a hard spot to bandage. Be sure to keep it clean, an infection.would be bad!

yo Azusa! i just got home and i think im going to take a nap
i think my day was alright

Sorry Emi.

>Captcha is salad

thats good to hear! keep on keepin on!
fantastic! I just started watching Kono Subarashii last night and holy fuck its hilarious
great! i have a performance tonight and the rest of the choir is going to suck giant floppy cock but these anti anxiety meds make it impossible to fret lol. I know my parts and can sing them wonderfully so that is all that is all I have the power to control!

That's a pretty big waste of time.
>were you that bored?

Hey there Fran.

Have fun.

>Re-Take
You, you are a good man

Akiko claimed

I'm back
My pupper is doing good but one of my cats seems to have a tapeworm or some parasite. He's barely a skeleton with fur. Feels bad seeing him like that.

How is /waifu/ this evening?

Hope exams have been going well along with your day.

Glad to hear your phallus is improving, friendo. Hope your day has been following a positive suit.

Listening to some OST pieces from varying Halo games, has a really nice soundtrack. Also love the game itself so that doesn't help.

Just panic attacks and crying, I'm over it now though so no worries.

Yeah, I'm fine now. Day's just been slow, glad it's finally Friday and my weekend can commence.

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Just... Take care of yourself and don't die ;_;

>Zeus is sending you signals

Galko! Miaa still hyper?

Poor kitty

Feeling a B on it, I hope

you are a good man too; even if you are an envious psychic who refuses to wear pantsu