Alright Sup Forums:

Alright Sup Forums:
We´re all in a plane that is falling into the ground. There´s an engine problem and we´re irremediably going to die.
What are your last words?

"I´m just glad I´m taking you all fuckers with me. I love you."

fuck her in the pussy

Faggot

Can i take a milky coffee please?

The plane just becomes a glider and can still go pretty far OP, and if it is a multi engine plane it can run on one engine. Source: I am a pilot.

"It is just an engine problem. We will glide downwards, land safely and will die at old age."

Please save us!

thats more than 3 words

"well. this was a waste of time."

OK, but I am sure the two pilots in charge of the plane are doing that anyways.

I HATE YOU ALL

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer.

>Klaatu Narata Necktie

>"Bush did it"

I am taking the last parachute fags!

who gives a fuck?

THEY EXPECT ALL OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHERS

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

or

niggers tongue my anus

If only those 6s were 9s

ALLAHU AKBAR

"it's a fucking narrowbody you can glide this bitch son of a -"

I´d normally tell you to kill yourself, but we´re all gonna die anyway

Holy fuck quints would be amazing

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

"op is a fag" cos op is a fag

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Obama did 911

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER

Come fly with me, let's fly, fly away

If I get dubs we all live. If I get trips the plane keeps on falling only on fire.

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

[Chorus]
Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me
I know it's my destiny,
Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon! A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through,

You teach me and I'll teach you,
Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all

[Chorus]

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face.
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place.
Come with me,
The time is right,
There's no better team.
Arm in arm we'll win the fight!
It's always been our dream!

check em

Ahhhh, I sure owe a lot of money. (smile)

Fuck her right in the pussy

Pathetic.

Hold my beer, i got this!
*rushes to cockpit*
Not joking, there needs to be a major clusterfuck to prevent me from landing relatively safely.

did i leave the stove on?

The blacks are responsible for all crime in America.

Everything burns, user. Everything.

Maybe next time !

Or more seriously/
"It's been quite a ride, I still got stuff to do, but that will be it"

Hope someone deletes all the porn from my PC!!

ALLAH AKBAH!
>jump onto my praying rug when plane is 3ft off the ground

No, aim for the south tower, ahmed

Would just be grunting a little whilst fucking the hottest girl I Could find on the plane, no?

Fuck last words, Rape the flight attendants

NOTICE ME ALLAHU SENPAI

nowhere in OP's post did it he say it has to be 3 words. Idjit.

Oh my god. My sideways

This. Or just just the hottedt girls on the plane generally. Flight attendants are not always the most attractive.

Sorry dude, I fucked your mom

kek

fuck you hurley

"Is 'irremediably' even a word?"

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...

Use a fat cunt as a cushion and jump out, problem solved.

>ALAHU AKBAAAAAAAR!!!!

SATANIC TRIPS FOR EVERYBODY!

I wanted to die flying high!

you all think you'd have last words

my dick would be down your throat as we went up in flames

oh fuck. I'll kek in my grave when I die and my family finds the CP on my PC. What a nice way to say 'fuck you' from the dead.