Help me Sup Forums
I went all alpha and don't know what the hell I'm doing. What do i say next?
Help me Sup Forums
I'll show you how to take it
send her boner
Checked
Order her around dipshit, like an alpha would. Just command and conquer, pretend she is a slave. Also make her work towards a goal (your satisfaction) to fullfill that need she has. Also post wins
You'll take it in every hole I want you to.
Also show her feet, you fairy.
"you aren't complaining. so i'm clearly re tapping into something you're enjoying."
"kek. Sup Forums dared me"
>went all alpha
>better ask Sup Forums
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Put the fedora down, junior. No bitch likes a long winded pretentious cunt
Tell her "I'm going to tell you how you're going to take it"
>re tapping
This isn't Magic: The Gathering, mother fucker.
Trips of truth, deliver OP
No respond with "youll take it the same why youll take this dick ;)"
Way*
lmao "tapping into"
fuck outta here Criss Angel
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Deliver faggot
Why is there an ad at the bottom?
This isn't Friday Night Magic, fagwalker.
You take it up the ass that's how you take it
Lol'd pretty hard
Faggot here means "You'll take it the same way you'll take this". Send a dick pic. Unless you got a 2 incher.
Cry and kill yourself if that's the case. Cause it'll never get in her.
Look, what I'm trying to say to you, is that with my exceptional mind, and the dutch courage bestowed by my old friend jack (JD whiskey; 2 year vintage.), I'd say I'm... quite the opponent for you, hun.
You see, I understand women on a level none of my beta peers could possibly comprehend. Over the past, say... decade or so, while most brutish men are out playing neanderthal, childish "sports" making fools of themselves, I have been... studying, or researching, if you will. I have been roleplaying as women on MMORPG games for quite some time, now. This invaluable insight has helped me learn what it truly means to be a woman. To have her wants, her needs, and even her oh-so-secret desires.
The alpha wolf is here. and he's hungry for a mate. I know exactly what a dame like you wants, and I know how to give it to you (that wasn't a sexual innuendo btw, I'm not a perverted misogynist like most men. I meant I'd give you anything you demanded, because I respect you as a woman).
Earlier texts
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Memphfrica
This was before the last one
Last part
cont pls
you can not fuck this up user, she is a keeper and you know it.
whats your relationship with that chick? that was real quick
She seems somewhat interested, maybe try to be a bit less dominant and then slowly ramp up ?
Ask her if she wants to be told how to please you.
show that ass pic faggot
>maybe try to be a bit less dominant
are you out of your mind?
lol , your intro was soo bad :p
still your damage control was good.
Help me
Way to betafag, betacuck.
this
what are you tapping into over there, long island medium?
THIS:
Kek
that is phat. When you down to fuck?
bit of a chub, make her feel insecure
that is the most horrendous ass I have ever seen in my fucking life
kill yourself
first post best post
THIS
clearly has low self-esteem
exploit to your benefit and post pics
Jesus Christ. Abort now.
Gross
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this is what a feminist butt looks like
I'd cover it in whipped cream and eat a cherry after putting it up her rectum
i'll show you how to take it
Man the harpoons
Send her to David Johns Locker
abooooort
KEK
What's the name of the app you're using OP?
I see ads at the bottom which suggests this some type of texting/calling app
why dont you take it in the butt faggot op
unistall life
Fuck
a pussy is a pussy, if she is fun fuck her
This isn't a fucking cringe thread you cocksucker
man you're a faggot
LOL
You're fucking retarded. Like straight up got the 'tism.
Nice
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>idk how to take it
>ILL TELL YOU HOW TO TAKE IT
I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TAKE IT
not
i will tell you how to take it, cause now you have to tell her how to take it dumbass
Nice one. Now just send her a dick pic and ask if she can handle it
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Show instead of tell
This is perfect. Not tell your want to stick your dick up in her butt
what about game of show AND tell?
because this is elementary shit, son
how is she gonna take it OP?
>inb4 OP bailed
However I want?
No response yet. I'm scared. Hold me.
moon sand ass
However I want is good. don't freak out OP, you're doing good
Brace yourself user
I belive in you op! You can do this!
You should relax some more I think. I'm just trying to offer some advice to a rookie. If you and I were in a bar right now, I'd strike at you with a Tiger Claw Kung Fu (Fu Jow Pai) sweeping kick and you'd be humiliated in front of every woman in there. So know your place, kid.
you've gotten much farther than most of us have, don't freak out and say 'however I want'
holy fuck the cringe
Don't forget your katana and fedora
>Tiger Claw Kung Fu (Fu Jow Pai)
maximum kek
When newfags can't recognize bait. Lurk more faggots
You should have not answered her. Its better to not take her seriously if she asks a question or gives a thought that you know she wont like the response.
Would have been better to tell her to take off the panties. Shes a fat land whale anyways. She would probably fit into whatever container you put her in. Any large container.
You're like some walking talking copypasta dubs monster
Cringed at King fu
>totally doesn't sound like a skinny white beta faggot trying to act tough anonymously
> I'd strike at you with a Tiger Claw Kung Fu (Fu Jow Pai) sweeping kick and you'd be humiliated in front of every woman in there. So know your place, kid.
fucking kek
I always rise to the opportunity to make fun of people. Why don't you go fuck yourself you neckbeard retard. I'll respond to whatever i want
A man who forgets his hat is no real man at all. And I don't bring my katana unless I was going into battle. It's illegal to carry swords around in public in my country and you can get arrested. Katanas are not toys.
nothin personal, kid.
kek'd hard mate!
Touche
Tell her "not worth the effort" and then never speak to her again. Just disappear. Refuse to even acknowledge her existence.
Alpha as fuck.
Faaaaaaaaaaaag