/brit/:

>why yes, I do indeed post in /brit/
edition

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>bmi of 31

ah yes obesity

first for me, a non-waifu poster

shant be responding to this edition

bit curious here, what is it that makes you eat so much?

is it like a compulsion, where you get jittery and can't do anything unless you have a full stomach? or is it that the pleasure in food simply outweighs (!) the pleasure of being skinny?

>these runts that don't know how to keto

You know its very illegal to buy a scheduled drug without a prescription right

am 56kg and struggle to go any higher

i dont eat that much i just cant lose weight like normal people

i barely eat anything

Make a /brit/ ps4 group

high fructose corn syrup causes leptin resistance which leads to diabetes which is why it's up 2000% in the past 30 yeasr

have a BMI of 21

t. perfect weight

Can't give the /brit/ ps4 community the name /brit/ because it has fucking slashes in it apparently meaning it's invalid. WHAT ELSE DO WE CALL IT

no

Try reducing your carbs and increasing protein intake as an idea.

*takes one sniff of my bollocks after not showering for 2 days and wanking 8 times*

lads

don't have a ps4

wouldnt work

britain doesn't have that much syrup crap
we use the sugar

No, I didn't know that buying drugs from an online black market would be illegal.

Buy one and make a group

How about "The Lads"?

lads someone make a /brit/ skype group

ayyye

slashbritslash

need to move to a new city

been working and living here for 6 years and now im bored of it. plus all my old friends are here and i never meet anyone new

feel like a new city would force me to meet new people and do new things

>or is it that the pleasure in food simply outweighs (!) the pleasure of being skinny?
yes that's basically it
also I can cook fairly decently and while I could just use healthier oils and more vegetables, they'd probably ruin the taste of the dishes

most of my friends don't have jobs either, or if they do it's some easy part time thing

did this and it didn't work

we use real sugar

keto (true keto) is about replacing healthy fats for 90% of your carbs, moderate amount of protein and no sugar.

fat burning is called nutritional ketosis and it is the cleaning burning fuel for your cells as it creates less reactive oxygen species and free radicals and less inflammation

*walks towards you*

...

>we use the sugar
still bad just not hardwiring your body for destruction bad like american food

20.9

suckle upon my left bollock

tried to buy a thousand illegal pills before, pretty sure they were in intercepted because the address was already flagged and nothing happened to me

strawpoll.me/11809972

b yourself

Just Sup Forums yourself

move to Boston

lads when the /brit/ pinterest group going up

we need to share inspirational quotes and fashion tips

Is there a /britfa/?

Can't wait for /r/brit t'bh

haha alright bizzaro me, i rounded to the nearest whole number

kek. Jewish-owned newspapers are pushing this new 'fake news' gimmick at whatever they disagree with

that guy has shite genetics but he could still look decent if he piled on some muscle

guy on the left has almost unaturally broad shoulders

>Jewish-owned
>newspapers

Are you trying to trick me?

might make a bacon butty lads

despite my flaws, height and weight issues, at least I can grow a good beard

making the /brit/ tumblr as we speak

>tfw weight fluctuates by 10kg throughout the year

about 70kg right now, goes down to 66kg and up to 76kg

Hope you pricks are happy making whites unhappy

youtube.com/watch?v=BSK8gqhELB0

*virgin walks towards you*

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fat cunt

>whites

are not a single race

I will frankly never again take a germans political opinion seriously

runts of europe

Germanics

Bought three (3) new pairs of pants today lads

ps4 wanker loves his ps4

racists

So, It's costing me €56 for 0.07 BTC
The 20 modafinil costs 32€ + 2.91€ shipping.

Can sell 10 pills at 7€ each - giving me a rather nice profit.

Whatcha think lads?

cor blimey
which ever reaches 5 votes wins

haha I haven't showered in several days

What on earth is up with these 11-16 year old girls making all these shitty videos on their opinions on things and what they're doing?
Do they seriously think people care? Does anyone actually care?

what do they even do

are they benzos?

interested to try the different flavours of girl wee

...

They're a study drug that gives energy and enhances cognitive focus. Script only for narcolepsy patients

delete this

Racist frog

What flavors do you have in Britland?

make better dosh dealing khat to the arabs

please delete this picture my good american friend

I'm not looking to make cash, I just want a few pills of modafinil to make it through the exams.

*walks towards you* wins

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noice

i'll not be joining it because i don't have a ps4

>yanks have been so deprived of (you)s because of their abysmal banter that they've resorted to exploiting a /brit/ gimmick in order to get them
>not realising those (you)s don't even count
Sad!

>Do they seriously think people care? Does anyone actually care?
Plenty of seem to. Those types of videos make up a huge segment of youtube's overall content.

fucking imagine being a virgin? honestly feel bad for the abnormies ITT

Are you doing this through tor?

business idea: an exercise machine that targets the abs, called "absolution"

is that righ-oh hold on, I've really got to take this....

*walks off pretending to take a phone call*

the normie life isnt all its cracked up to be

anyone got the janny hotpockets pic? i need to post it in this thread because he gets triggered about the hilarious /dpt/ meme of cross-dressing making you a better programmer

*sees the background of your phone is a pepe the frog*

hmm yeah thats alright, I wasn't talking to you anyway

anyone wana squad up on bf4?

The Absolute state of you haha

im literally bruce lee-esque

It's up lads, it's called
walks towards you
because asterisks weren't allowed

>im literally bruce lee-esque

Yep

>asterisks weren't allowed
wow sony are fucking nazis

>not a /brit/ related meme as the profile pic or cover photo
Will not be joining

garuantee youre that fat lad who cant accept that everyone else here isn't a physically inept scrub

do some callisthenics you wozzack

I'm sorry mate
I tried but they wouldn't FIT

See, this guys on a hype but I'll settle him

cuz im fresh like a mouth of dentalign

how to post a letter for free: put the address you want to send it to as the return address so they'll send it back with a postage due notice

ex gf just texted me saying thank you for teaching her how to love someone and how amazing people can be.... but shes getting married in a few months

why would she do this

my bmi is 21.3 lad

might join, what games do youz play

Do you guys ever do anything but jerk eachother off and repeat inside jokes over and over again?