I am 32. My Alcohol father is visiting. Been dealing with his shit for as long as I can remember. He's not a violent cunt drunk, just drinks, Talks absolute crap, fucks my shit up and when I'm lucky he pisses, shits and vomits all over my apartment.
He has been in and out of rehab more times than I care to remember. Just came out today. All positive and shit. "Now that I'm clean we can work together.", "got to go camping", etc (He missed a large chunk of my childhood and teen years)
I'm going to leave my reaction tomorrow up to you guys, as I don't really care.
69 decides how I react.
Inb4 any disturbing incest related shit you whormongering faggots.
Hunter Morgan
Sorry. OP here.
Forgot to mention. He just Passed out and pissed all over my couch.
Anthony Ross
Roll for shit in his mouth.
John Harris
Get black out drunk with him and shit all over him then shove toy car up his ass in condom
Aaron Gray
rolling for pissing on his chest
Ayden Parker
man, take a shit on him, when he wakes up with a shit on his chest, he may stop :D
Julian Thompson
This. And post a pic with timestamp
Matthew Garcia
don't forget to take pics (or didn't happen) rolling for cumming, shitting or pissing on him sleeping
Charles Reed
I wish my dad was alcohol
Hunter Butler
Your father was an alcohol? I'm sorry to hear that
Samuel Anderson
No mate. Like I said. He shit all over himself before. Pissed again the very next day.
Nathan Brown
GO CAMPING WITH HIM AND KILL HIM IN THE WOODS.
Julian Garcia
OP Here. Replaced the rest of his vodka with white vinegar. Can't wait for the show.
Caleb Foster
This sounds promising.
Aaron Campbell
WAKE HIM UP AND HAND it to him.
Ian Russell
maybe you stop in for an al-user meeting or two after he pukes up the vinegar
Gavin Wood
KYS
Anthony Thomas
When I say passed out, I mean coma style.
Xavier Carter
Been there done that for 10 plus years. I'm done bro.
Jaxon Barnes
>my alcohol father
Carter Taylor
I'd feed her some eggs if you know what I mean...
Bentley Butler
Tell him you'll no longer consider him as your father and refuse to see him or speak to him until he gets definitively cured from his addiction.
Thomas Young
Tell him you'll no longer consider him as your alcohol and refuse to see him or speak to him until he gets definitively cured from his addiction.
Logan Miller
Kill him in his sleep if he is drunk, if not support him
Kevin Cruz
Suck his dick. Post a picture of you doing it.
Andrew Diaz
Reroll
Gabriel Scott
piss in all of his beer
Jeremiah Hernandez
>My alcohol father >It's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit an run driver, the driver was an alcohol
Thomas Rodriguez
Considering this. When he threatens to jump of the local bridge again I'm going to tell him to do a flip.
Henry Richardson
>My Alcohol father is visiting
Jacob Ramirez
Lol. Dubs so it must be true.
Connor Flores
You know I used to think like you. Then I grew up.
Yeah just tell an addict, just stop using that will work great because its just a matter of choice and will power right? Because you don't abuse anything you stay off of alcohol, tobacco, drugs, salt, sugar and exercise every day right, which is why you're on Sup Forums.
Grayson Miller
Nice trips Your alcohol father...
Nathan Green
Fucking an alcohols ruin everything.
Angel Edwards
Underrated
Xavier Nelson
Yet you still lack boundaries necessary to maintain your side of a healthy relationship? There are healthy (for both of you) ways of dealing with this horseshit that don't have to involve having a drunken sod puking in your place...
That is, of course, if you are getting something out of having a dysfunctional relationship with him.
Alternatively, OP is a gigantic faggot nigger and has no dad
Lincoln Mitchell
More a hard tak man. Pushed a bottle and a half of vodka today. If it was me I'd be dead.
Benjamin Mitchell
This
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Cameron Rodriguez
My father an heroed a couple years ago. He was a drunk too. Sometimes I wish he was still around, we used to play never winter nights together. But then again he was kind of an asshole. Maybe tell him to kill himself or leave your life for good
Joseph Hernandez
Didn't say I'm perfect. Just ranting a bit. I do smoke and drink once in a while.
Jason Davis
>then I grew up
Alexander Thomas
STOP THAT
Colton Clark
Piss in his alcohol them fix him a ginger ale and whiskey
Daniel Ortiz
Stop what?
Nathan Lewis
>Alcohol father
Jason Jones
THAT
Adrian Martin
Like I said. Came out of rehab. Had supper. He went into the toilet and drank himself into a coma. By the time I realised it was too late.
Nathaniel Kelly
You kick his ass, after getting drunk with him.
Liam Price
just tell him your done and close the door on him
Sebastian Young
Fine.
Julian Reed
This
Connor Rodriguez
undress him, stuff a bottle up his arse and then take pic of him 2nd solution - drag him away from your house, call the cops (with the bottle in his ass)
Evan Perry
My brother already anheroed. One more family member to go
Logan Phillips
Well, it aint #69 but the right thing to do is call 911 and have an ambulance take him away as 'unresponsive' after attempting to kill himself with booze. Likely they will put him on a 3day hold, then a psych program.
Joshua Harris
This sounds promising.
Grayson Barnes
Suck his cock as a sign of reconciliation
Caleb Thomas
This is Africa bud, not first world.
Joseph Edwards
rape him
Jonathan Martin
rerolling this :D
Gavin Thomas
rape him
Landon Sanders
I had serious drug addictions from the past. I'm clean for almost 6 years now, and I owe it to my will only.
If you can't control your addictions, it's because you don't want it. It's time to face the facts, the mental is able to overcome this kind of problems, I am the living proof of it. So stop crying like a baby, it's not the time for losing hope.
Levi Cruz
And there it is.
Lucas Sullivan
Rape him
Lucas Green
stop being a pussy drink with him, make him proud!
Aaron Perez
Rape him
Colton King
Rape him
Cooper Ortiz
Kid, my old man was a dope fiend and I cut him loose. Never talked to him again. He dropped dead. Still don't regret cutting him loose. Swiffer that shit out of your life and don't look back.
Jace Sanders
Rape him
Aaron Gonzalez
just go camping with the old fuck. as it sounds he doesn't have long to go anyway. honeslty, even if you do not enjoy it, it will register with him and perhaps give him some motivation worse case scenario it will be something good to remember when the fucker's liver bails out and all you have is bad memories
Robert Barnes
>555 Must listen to trips. OP deliver
Jace Reyes
logic flaw: Africa. Has father.
Ryan Reyes
Out drink him
Joseph Sanchez
Rape him
Anthony Young
do this
Joseph Hughes
Give him a lot of antabuse before he wakes up. Or maybe just let him drink himself to death.
Zachary Lee
Feed him Disulfiram
Liam Edwards
yeah do this....or rape him
Ryan Brown
Rape him
Elijah Ross
I'm not loosing hope. Just resigned to the fact that I can't fix this one. I've just been retrenched so I started my own business. Doing well. I don't generally give up, but in this, I'm fucking over it.
Cameron Fisher
Good for you that you managed to get yourself out of your problems. My point is it ain't easy, and most of us have substance abuse issues weather thats with hard drugs, alcohol or food.
I'm sure OPs dad doesn't like the feeling he gets when he wakes up from his drunken state, but will power can only get you so far, if it was so easy we wouldn't have drug problems, weight problems and our prisons would be mainly empty.
Parker Harris
Got drunk. Fucked a lovely girl. She hates my way of life. My son i a cunt.
Liam Gray
Rape him
Cooper Martin
...
Jacob Turner
rape him
Angel Perry
I said Africa. Not I'm a Nigger.
Jayden Flores
Rape him
Joseph Walker
kill him
don't get caught
Brody Williams
tell him to fuck right off then kys
Kevin Watson
RAPE HIM!
Isaiah Ramirez
No.
Asher Phillips
here is what you do op take a pic of him sleeping and we will believe you
Daniel Jones
chinese the mother lover fuffin white boi
Adrian Lewis
Rape him violently with a vodka bottle. When he wakes tomorrow with a hurting asshole and asks what happened, show him the bottle and ask him why he made homo love with a bottle. Maybe he will quit drinking.
Logan Campbell
hang his ancestors
Justin Brown
Your "alcohol father" trips?
Liam Murphy
lock the door and cal the police and tell lies >they check his record >jail >no more bullsht
Hudson Cox
roll
Jeremiah Parker
Ay lemoe rape him
Brandon Richardson
Jokes aside. Getting him jailed is a rape and HIV death sentence here.