Alright Sup Forums listen up. I'm about to tell you what my fetish is, how I'm probably a sexual deviant...

Alright Sup Forums listen up. I'm about to tell you what my fetish is, how I'm probably a sexual deviant, and if you're into the same shit I am, how to not get caught.

So, how to classify this niche.. Well you can call it Public Dick Flashing, Public Exposure, CFNM, etc, etc.. But to make it quite simple.. I like to expose myself to unsuspecting women in public. Why am I about to tell you all this, and divulge my "code" I live by while partaking in my vulgar acts? Well, when I was younger I had this fetish, (17-19 yo) and went about satisfying these urges in a VERY dumb way. Technically I would strip COMPLETELY nude, wear a mask, and sprint from the backyard of my house around a very planned route, run about a quarter of a mile through a neighborhood and sprint back through some woods back to my house.

I considered myself a kid back then, but nonetheless, I was doing this even when I was 18-19 years old.. Old enough to be prosecuted by the state as an adult. And if you're not careful with this shit, you can get in some DEEP trouble that could ruin your fucking life. How I never got caught doing this, I have no clue.. Since then I have developed a set of rules and codes I live by while doing this, and I consider it a very safe way to expose myself to women, having been doing it for the last few years.

Now if you're still reading you're probably doing so out of sick curiosity, and that's fine. However, I know I'm not the only man who does this, and perhaps you could pick up on some strategies and tricks I use. I'm gonna try to format this the best I can without making it look like a huge wall of text. Keep in mind I don't typically use this site, but I know some of you fuckers can appreciate my sick fetish. Okat, let me clear some things up first:

Alright, let me very clear that I DO NOT PROMOTE FLASHING MINORS. Listen, I'm a sick fuck for flashing women in public, I know that. But I do have some spec of decency left in me..I MAKE SURE without a doubt that they're adults I'm exposing myself to. If you're reading this and you like to flash or exploit children, then you can fuck the fuck off right now. I'm not into that shit, and you can go somewhere else. I know what I'm doing is illegal and wrong, but at least I can sleep at night. Okay, let's move on.

Let's get one other thing out of the way. If you're fat, my method of flashing women will just not work for you. Most of my techniques involve lots of cardio, and I have been in situations where I HAVE had to run before. If you can't at least run a mile at a steady jog (or fueled by adrenaline) you shouldn't be using my techniques.

Before I outline the major precautions, codes and steps I take, I figure I should explain WHY I'm so careful. It should go without saying that this shit can get you in BIG TROUBLE. If you're caught, you can be charged with exposing yourself, a sexual predator, disturbing the peace, and who the fuck knows what else.. PLUS, if you do this shit near a school or playground, you can get labeled a child predator.. All of these charges can bring your life crashing down on you, just because you wanted some sick satisfaction for a couple of minutes.

WHAT TO WEAR: Okay, so technically you'll want to be as un-encumbered as possible. If I drive near the area I want to flash at, often the only item I'll have on me is my keys to get back into my car (I'll touch up on this later). You'll usually want to wear a hat or beanie and sunglasses to cover up that ugly head and face of yours (this also helps hide your shame), so if the police get involved, Bertha will have a harder time describing what you look like. Shirt? preferably black, but whatever really.. The shirt doesn't matter as much, as long as there's not a huge logo on it.

PANTS: Okay, the pants are kinda important, because you need to be able to access your dick easily, and you need some pants where your dick can be hanging out comfortably for long periods of time. I like to flash when it's warm out because you can just put on some basketball shorts without underwear. This is the best method because you can flop your dick out real easily and just let it rest on the tight drawstring that keeps your shorts tight.

If you wanna keep your dick out for extended periods of time, and fluff it up a little bit while you're walking, that's fine too. This is easier to do when it's dark out, AND you can put on a hoodie or sweatshirt and it's usually long enough to cover your johnson (unless you're crazy endowed.) I like this method as well, because I can keep my cock out, and if I pass a woman I want to flash, I can just lift up my hoodie/sweater real quick.. and BAM, Chessney from the gym has even more reasons to hate men now, other that her abusive x husband she stayed with for too long.

SHOES: Anything you can run in.

Technically just use common sense, avoid jeans because the zipper can make your dick look like a candy cane, and they're hard to run in.

If you're gonna keep your cock out for extended periods of time and walk around, tuck it back in real quick when cars pass you, or if you walk in front of a store with cameras or something..

No one cares

LOCATION: The safest way to flash women, in my opinion, is to just walk around and act as if you're going about your daily business, or running/jogging whatever.. I know a lot of men like to sit on their fat asses in their car and whip their dicks out, park, and yell at women. I really don't advise this because they can get your plates, or description of your car and just call the police.. Remember, women love to feel victimized, it's rare to get a positive response from a chick once you flash your dick at her in public. Not smart.

The best method I've found, is to drive to a part of town you're familiar with (scope it out first if not) park your car, leave all your belongings in it (for the love of god don't forget your keys). And just simply start walking. Once you get a good flash, make your way back to your car and leave.

There are some areas you just DO NOT flash at.

1. Stores or shops or ANYWHERE with cameras. Just ask yourself. "Will they have me on camera if this woman calls the police?" If you think so, just don't do it.

2. Bitches on their porches. You don't know who the fuck is inside, and what his response will be once his girlfriend comes inside screaming that somebody just flashed their dick at her. Freddy Fastfuck could come bursting out the door at the speed of light and catch your ass. Or somebody could have a gun. I just generally think it's a bad idea, and I don't do it.

3. The Ghetto.

4. Public Transportation. If you're dumb enough to try this, maybe you deserve to get caught. Men flash on buses and trains, and get caught ALL THE TIME doing it. Just don't.

Once I get a good flash somewhere, I generally don't return there for MONTHS either. The police could be keeping an eye on the area.

Good places to flash are usually routes that skanky bitches take to get to a popular gas station or something. Just hang around an area for a while if you're not sure. You'll get the hang of where people walk.

Another method I've successfully used is to drive around the block until you see a hot bitch walking or jogging, and park your car a few blocks away from her. Get out of your car, and try to intercept her. I've done this successfully a few times, but it's a bit more risky because you have to park your car closer. I typically like a good distance from my flashing ground zero, and my vehicle. I wouldn't recommend this, unless you're a dick flashing seasoned expert.

BIKE FLASHING: I also go on bike rides and use my techniques. You can go much faster on a bike, and many times I've rode up to a woman, whipped out my dong, and rode away. It's pretty simple. but make sure you can get back to your house/vehicle with your bike. Don't be riding around after you do it.

CARNIVALS/FESTIVALS/FAIRS/EVENTS: These places are risky to flash at, and they're really only nice because the AMOUNT of woman you get to see walking around. My advice: Find an alleyway or back street that leads to the event and do it there. There are a lot of men that can chase you down in these scenarios so I'm usually extra careful. Maybe best just to avoid these areas unless you're really comfortable doing it like I am.

Alright so that pretty much sums up the location aspect of it. In retrospect, just make sure you're familiar with the area.. Know where your car's at. And don't get recorded with your little weenie hanging out.

Go on..

THE ACT/FLASHING: Alright, so you listened to all my advice up to this point, good. You're walking down a sidewalk and you're about to pass a hot bitch, you want to whip little optimus prime out and scare her. I have a couple rules here, listen carefully.

1. Scope the area out WELL. I NEVER flash when there's another man around because of the possibility they will chase you. Also, I'm just not into that, so it turns me off if I flash another dude.Look for passing cars, etc..

2. IMO it's better to just flash 1 woman, because she will be less willing to scream, or yell or adversely react to it. I like to do group of women, but they're more likely to start screaming because they feel safe amongst each other.

3. Your first couple of times you might chicken out. I know I did. It's not easy to whip your schlong out in front of a girl, especially when you've been seasoned your entire life to keep it hidden. But once you start doing it, it's the biggest rush of your life (if you're into it) and you can start to enjoy her reaction instead of just being scared shitless that you just whipped your cock out.

4. Often I'll see a girl walking and I'll position myself IN HER PATH. Like around the corner or something, I'll whip my dick out, start stroking and usually they run right into you, and see it. I almost prefer this towards any other method, because you can fluff your little guy up a little bit :) ..

After the deed is done, just start WALKING away. The walking part is important. If you start to run, she will be more likely to feel victimized or scream out for help. Also, consider this: If she yells RAPE or HELP and people look over, and you're running... You're gonna look PRETTY DAMN GUILTY. Walk until you find an alleyway or get to another street COMPLETELY AWAY FROM HER. And then just steadily jog towards your car. If you're wearing what I told you to wear, you'll look like a jogger anyway. Also, don't lose your damn keys.

ADVERSE REACTIONS/MY EXPERIENCES:

I've flashed hundreds of women, and have gotten mixed reactions, usually shock, or anger. But I have had a few women just laugh and generally seem like they just enjoyed it. I thoroughly enjoy every reaction I get from a woman (even when they scream and are angry) because I'm a sociopath, but let's continue onto what you should do if a woman starts screaming RAPE or HELP..

Alright, so you just flashed a girl and she is NOT AMUSED. Pretty typical response.. They might yell for HELP or they might yell RAPE. But in my experience, even an angry woman is hard pressed to start a scene. (Unless they're with a group)

Typically it's just a "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" And you can just laugh and keep walking, they might throw in the, "IM CALLING THE COPS". And that's fine, they might. But like I touched up on previously, it's very important to REMAIN CALM, and WALK until you're out of her view.

Even if a dude comes to her rescue, it's very important to casually WALK away until you're out of sight. A person will rarely approach you to physically hinder or stop you if you're calmly walking away. Wait until you're out of their sight and RUN LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER. Make sure she's not screaming up a storm either, because if anybody you pass is in earshot, you'll look guilty as fuck running away from a woman screaming rape or help, etc.. etc..

I've had men chase me, approach me, women screaming help and rape. I've ran into about every situation, it's important to remain level headed, and make it VERY CLEAR that you're going to keep walking away.

I had a man try to stop me before because he said he was going to call the cops, I was just like, "whatever dude that bitch is crazy" and continued to walk away. He made a move to grab me, and I told him if he were to touch me I'd fuck him up.

Just MAKE SURE they can't keep you around for the cops to come, and remain as calm as possible. A lot of people will doubt an over-emotional woman yelling and causing a scene, especially if you look like some calm dude just walking.

It's great now-a-days because of how many women cry false rape. People generally distrust a woman if they're screaming rape, and you just look like a casual dude walking away.

NOW, if another party actually sees the flash happen. Like a big muscular mother fucker.. And he makes it very clear that you're not leaving during the altercation.. Well, that's where the cardio comes into play. I hope you can run faster than him.

I've been there before. I've actually been chased by a group of men who looked to be in their mid to late 40's. I'm still a relatively young guy, and I could easily out-run them, but it was one of the scariest moments of my life. Don't put yourself in that situation. You full-on sprinting away from people should be a VERY LAST DITCH EFFORT. That's where I learned my rule of "No flashing bitches on porches".

COPS: If you're unlucky enough to ever encounter law enforcement (I haven't been). Deny everything. Remain calm. Tell them you were out for a walk or a jog and the woman started to harass you. Just remain calm and level headed in the situation. If it starts to look like you're going to be arrested, start to remain silent, and just say you want your lawyer.

You might actually want to remain silent, and demand your lawyer right off the bat, I dunno. I've never been in that situation, but I could Imagine if I was, I could probably remain level headed enough to say that I was out for a jog/walk and the woman started to harass me or something. I dunno, just avoid that situation if you can.

ALRIGHT. Well, I think I ended up typing WAY too much about my sick dick flashing fetish. I hope it just doesn't look like a messy wall of text. Why do I do it?

It's the biggest rush in the fucking world. Nothing turns me on more than exposing my dick to some woman in public. The exhibitionism, the thrill, it breaks every barrier of social norm, the hunt for the chick, their reaction... FUCK. it's literally better than sex for me, I love it. If you've come here to call me a sick fuck, you're probably right. Hopefully someone can learn something from this, and I can prevent somebody from getting caught with my methods.

I've been following these rules/code for years and have not been caught. I made it based on personal experiences, and because sometimes in the heat of the moment it's hard to not do something stupid (Flash in front of a gas station), and you gotta remember the code. A lot of times simply asking yourself, "alright, will this get me caught" will save you a lot of heartache in the future.

Honestly, what I'm doing isn't all that terrible, just exposing a part of the human body that society has been telling us is "bad". That's probably why I've developed my sick fetish in the first place, I feel terribly naughty doing it. I never touch the woman though, that's a huge no. I'll sum up the code I live by in a short tl;dr

>Drive to an area, park your car, wear jogging apparel.

>Know the area, be fit enough to run away from a bad situation.

>Once the flash is done, don't return to that area for a few months.

>WALK away once you flash the bitch, look as innocent as you can.

>Be smart where you flash, no areas with cameras, public transportation, parks, schools, etc..

>DONT GET CAUGHT.

Honestly, if this shit is too risky for you, there are a lot of "clothing optional" festivals and events that happen. Nude bike rides, nude runs, nude yoga. Or just flash on OMEGLE or something. There are legal ways to go about this fetish, it's just not enough for me.

what the christ what are all these fucking words doing on Sup Forums

This

i'm not reading all that shit faggot.

I ended up typing all this out last night, but kept getting the "Bad Gateway" error while trying to re-load the page, I don't know what was up. May have been temp banned by a buthurt female mods. Duno.

Anyway, I have a lot of stories of women I've flashed, and I REALLY like going to "clothing optional" events, because your chances of getting in trouble is slim to none. And most of the females there already expect to see some dick.

> Pride festivals

> Naked bike rides

> Naked Yoga groups

> Events like bay to breakers, and clothing optional runs.

Goddamn you wrote an essay that no one is going to read

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pasta

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I jerked it in a YMCA parking lot once right in front of a MILF that was driving away in an SUV. She seen me, and came to a sudden stop, whipped out her phone, and I thought she was going to call the police at first. She ended up just watching me and I stroked my hard cock, and she laughed when I came. I just laughed and she said, "Nice" and drove off. She probably felt pretty safe in her car, which is why she decided to watch.

read it all, great story man, really liked that code thing, like in Dexter

im not gonna say keep up the good work, but you are not hurting anyone actually

Nah dude, I wrote all this shit out last night. It's OC. Unless you consider me re-posting what I posted here last night to just be copy pasta, idc really dude.

Op, all we really care about is what camera setup you use, and how you conceal it

What happens if I'm american, and whip it out but the girl cant see shit cuz muh gut?

Yeah, I gotta say I do feel a bit guilty after the deed is done. But I think that adds to the thrill of it. Yeah, I learned many of these rules and codes I follow by pure trial and error. I had a group of men chase me from their house when I flashed a girlfriend/wife on the porch. Which is how I established my "no flashing bitches on porches or near their house" rule

I've considered using a camera, there are lots of "dick flashing" videos on porn sites, but I think it kind of breaches my rule of "not getting caught". If I have a camera on me if I encounter law enforcement, and there's an obvious video of me flashing my dick to a suspect, then it's game over for me. Just dumb imo. Also, I feel as though I would focus more on getting the video than enjoying the experience.

I said in my post, if you're fat my method will not work for you.

Care to share personal stories OP?

Sure. I went to a naked bike ride in a different town once and and met this girl outside of an AA meeting. She was obviously drunk, and enjoying my nudity very much. She was being very flirtatious, and I started to get hard, she kept smiling and looking down at my dick. We chatted for a while and she ended up touching me a little bit. At the end of the night she wrote her phone number above my dick, and I rode off into the night, never seeing her again. A true Cinderella story.. I think It would have been awkward if we would have met up again though.. RIP

Do you have a favorite flashing video?

I intercepted a group of girls in an alley way once. I planned the interaction so had about a minute or two to stroke my shit and get hard. I was hard as fuck as they walked passed me, and one of the girls were just like, "Oh WTF he has his dick out!" The rest of the girls looked over and one of the older ones laughed. The one skanky looking bitch was like, "TRAVIS WOULD BEAT YO ASS IF HE SEEN THAT" or something along those lines. She started raising hell so I got out of there.

All in all I would say an 8/10 dick flash. My shit was hard, I exposed myself to 4 to 5 women, and got a reaction out of it. Loved it.

I scoped out a good bar hopping spot in another town once. This was a particularly good spot because a lot of drunk college girls use this spot to travel in between 2 popular bars. I HIGHLY ADVISE flashing drunk girls, especially if they're in a group because they will almost ALWAYS make a scene.

However, one night I caught this really hot looking drunk girl, and stroked my shit and got pretty hard. She turned the corner and seen my dick in all it's glory. She laughed and was just like, "what the fuck man you can get in trouble for that!" But she slowed down and watched me stroke it for a god minute, I just laughed and told her I was horny. It was pretty good.

Hey OP, I used to do this, mostly back woods naked walks, where I had two car keys and would have to get back to my car to get my clothes...

The worst thing that happened:

>Be me, hide second key about 2 miles away
>Undress and lock clothes in car
>shitsreal.jpg
>have mask on
>start walking super paranoid but hard as fuck
>car comes
>oh shit hide
>thought I was invisible
>car drives by and I come out onto road
>car stops
>fuck.wav
>older man gets out to approach
>I tell him its a college prank and I'm stranded
>he believes me
>says he will give ride
>fuck it, I don't want cops involved
>bigger guy overpowers me
>rapes me pretty bad
>leaves me where he found me
>kinda turned on but hurting/feeling disgusted
>get to car
>mfw, got raped, changed my life
>mfw people say it's hot

It wasn't great, it was shitty, I got hurt, and although I was a little excited since I'm bi, it was not planned for and was not consensual.

Shit sucks, but now I get hard thinking about it.

Would do again but I'm out of shape and don't live in the country anymore.

I meant that I DON'T advise to flash drunk girls. They will always yell and cause a scene, and almost always travel in a pack, which makes them more likely to scream for help. 0/10 would not advise unless you're a seasoned dick flashing expert.

Oh and yes, this old dude was hung, not exactly on my level of anal play at that time

Haha, I'm not sure if you're serious or not, but I learned pretty quick that getting COMPLETELY NUDE and walking around is a terrible idea. Unless you're at a clothing optional event.

If this shit really happened to you, I'm sorry. Sounds like a fucked up situation, but one that I Could never see myself getting into.

Best to blend in with society and just whip it out at right times. Save full nudity for nude events and pride fests.

But yeah I used to have a mask I would wear too. Ditched that method quick.

You are a pervert but at least your not out to show the children. Some people would say this leads to doing more but you seem happy at your level.

Rethink your life if you ever escalate further.

>Now if you're still reading you're probably doing so out of sick curiosity, and that's fine
*takes out notebook*

I read the whole thing f a m

This is what old Sup Forums was like: people talking about the weirdo shit they've done and how they did it. I remember one time a guy admitted to running a CP ring.

While I myself am averse to most criminal behaviors, I find it very interesting to understand the deviant mind.

tl;dr if you don't like the thread then find another one

Why people go on a thread and bitch about the thread is beyond my understanding.
Cool story OP

I for one wouldn't beat you up for flashing my wife, but I would call the police and follow you if I was in the area. I have good cardio too, so you better run fast!

With that in mind, is getting chased by angry men a turn on as well?