ITT: Common things you strongly dislike but don't really know why

ITT: Common things you strongly dislike but don't really know why

> Wearing sandals
> Chrysler Pacifica
> People handing out fliers. Not because I may be against your ideas, but because now i have to be responsible for unexpected paper
> Blanket tucked under mattress, not feet
> Putting trash in a recently emptied trash can
> When a spoon is put out for everyone at the dinner table yet there is nothing that will remotely need a spoon
> News/sports talk shows
> People that queue to close or too far away

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sounds like you are a whiny little bitch op

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>Wearing sandals

Got your back on this one user, when men wear sandals it makes me want to vomit

>Laugh tracks in sitcoms
>Old people
>Loud people
>People in general

last time I wore sandals I ripped off my large toenail. My punishment for wearing them.

>People handing out fliers. Not because I may be against your ideas, but because now i have to be responsible for unexpected paper
>News/sports talk shows

What?

>>Laugh tracks in sitcoms

I was surprised laugh tracks still exist. Then I saw a scene from big bang theory with laugh track removed and it was the saddest, most boring, and cringeworthy scene ever.

That's why Rome fell.

>Dyed hair
>People who dislike others and act two faced because of it
>Makeup
>Ponchos
>People who sniffle and don't blow their nose on a tissue
>People who hold back their sneezes
>Painted nails
>When the sauce in the sandwich touches the bread
>People who say they are "Nice guys" or "Not nice guys"

The only time I wear sandals is if I'm about to swim, otherwise I despise them

I do approve of this autism thread

> toothpaste tube almost empty
> dish not clean enough to reuse but not dirty enough to wash

If I have a drink and my phone in hand, now where does paper go?

Do I stop and put everything down so I can fold it up and put it in a pocket or just hope I find a trash can soon (doubt I'll find a recycle can)

As for talk shows, they strike me as a bunch of grown men in suits arguing like 9 year olds about generally useless stuff.

I actually really love sports, but I cannot stand sports talk. Shit is so silly seeing 300 lb dimwits in suits barely able to make coherent sentences.

when someone rides your ass at a stoplight so you pull up a little bit to avoid getting demolished if they get rear ended but then they pull up too

sitcoms are garbage with or without laugh tracks

>>People who sniffle and don't blow their nose on a tissue
>>People who hold back their sneezes

Oh gods, worked in an office a few years ago and we had one of those people.

He'd just sit there snorted his phlegm and swallowing it all day.

He once introduced himself to a new employee, "hi, my name is SNNNOOOOOORT user"

Started to refer to him as Snorty.

>People who sniffle and don't blow their nose on a tissue
>People who hold back their sneezes
Fuck you

do thongs or "flip flop" as amerifats call them count?
I wear those because I'm too lazy to deal with socks and shoes.

This fucking bullshit

> snapbacks
> riced out cars/trucks
> people with very country accents
> gospel music
> country music
> mfw I live in the south

only if you wear the huge dollar store ones that go FLEP FLEP FLEP as you walk

>Do I stop and put everything down so I can fold it up and put it in a pocket or just hope I find a trash can soon (doubt I'll find a recycle can)

You tell them you don't want their shitty flyer you autist.

>laugh tracks in sitcoms
>smelly people
>people with ugly feet not wearing shoes like wtf
>weird ass shit colored hair like what the fuck retard
>chokers :) fucking disgusting

Russians or Jews who seem to never stop talking.

How shit is a language for a sentence to literally be forever.

Only way to speak to them is by talking over them, for every single fucking point

ya but that's rude, it puts you in a social situation you really don't want to be in

I'd count them.

I'm lazy, but I hate the feel of any kind of sandal, plus it looks retarded.

Only time i willingly used them was at college in the communal showers

when people have opinions and care about things

::internal REEEEEEEEEEEE::

What? No it doesn't. You don't want their flyer, you are just telling them this. Where are you on the spectrum?

>be me throwing a backyard bbq
>everything is going well
>somebody invited THAT guy
>that guy who gets way too drunk too fast and makes an ass out of himself
>as expected he gets drunk and starts talking really loud and yelling
>saying gross shit infront of chicks and has nacho cheese on his chin the whole time
>he's bypassing all the cheap party beer and drinking all the good shit that folks bought personally for themselves
>doesnt ask
>wants to smoke another bowl every 10 minutes even though we he hasnt even brought any weed himself
>try to ignore him best as i can
>im not that kind of asshole
>let the faggot party but just stear clear of me yeh know?
>he walks over to the table to get more food for his fat fucking gaping pig maw
>he leans to far and ends up falling on the table because he is drunk
>it hasnt even been 3 hours yet, nobody else is even in full party mode and this fuck is tanked
>go help him up
>" dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? you do this everytime we invite you out "
>he doesnt look me in the eye
>instead he looks down and gives this sheepish laugh
>he is trying to overide anything im saying by fake laughing
>are you going to apologize for ruining people food and spilling their drink?
>he just looks down or away from me and laughs/chuckles
>grab his collar because getting annoyed at his tactic
>" why the fuck did you do that user ?! "
>he looks at me " hur hur because its funnier this way "
>realize he is the type of guy who cannot admit his faults under any circumstances
>tell him he has too leave
>he then turns it around on me like im the asshole
>rolls my eyes ask him to please leave
>he tells me " fuck you, your food sucks "
>and then he leaves
>continue the party

People who cant admit when they are wrong or be humble and admit to their faults are one the one things that will make me want to murder another human being.

wtf is a snapback?

nah they're not the huge ones just normal thongs.
Hell I'd even go bare foot if I was just going to the supermarket or something but it's socially unacceptable or something, people think you're the worst cunt on the planet if you go somewhere with no shoes.

I remember my bro's ex thought it was worse to go to the shop with no shoes than it is to go there IN FUCKING PYJAMAS. is that not backward as fuck?

did you invite master shake?

Pretty fucking much user.
pretty fucking much.

The word "meme"

Sentence fragments starting with the word "When" (commonly used by niggers on the internet)

The GIF format used for video (as it's a horrible format for it)

Referring to short videos as "GIFs"

Images with text on it (with very few exceptions)

you sick fuck. People like you who don't have common sense are why they had to make fucking rules.

Put some goddamn shoes on

Do you seriously not see the reason why you can't walk barefoot in a supermarket?

> Firefly - 1 season
> The Bachelor - 20 seasons

This use to be a common thing and I hated it.

your feet get dirty, big deal, that's why we have a thing called a shower. you take one before you go to bed.

My life

>When the squad on point
>Cant handle my memes

Fuck people that wear sandals

RaceError: Sandnigger detected

>people that rip out the sides of their shirt so the sides are pretty much totally gone

> fedora
> tie with hobo ensemble
> fat pouring out of shirt
> cargo shorts
> sandals
> being euphoric in this moment, priceless

My flat having 10 outlets in the kitchen/diner, but only 2 in my bedroom/lounge.

Pic related.

>people that drive with their music loud enough to hear it from within your car/house

If they have to have this shit, keep it on the fucking cord

My house having only one bathroom, as far from the bedrooms, accessible through the kitchen only

that's cuz your kitchen has a GFI in it, you stupid cuck.

A hat that niggers wear. They have that plastic adjustable thing in the back you probably wore them when you were a child

I have an entire list of words I dislike.
- moist
- cookie (referring to a vag)
- penetrate
- flesh
- auntie
- panties

the list goes on, that's all I could think of.

like this?

Snapbacks

No, that's a fedora

> Donald Trump

I had an apartment that only had 1 bathroom, which was inside my bedroom.

Not much of a deal, but when people stayed over I get woken up throughout the night and occasionally get to enjoy horrific stenches.

>stoplight that changes just soon enough for you to not properly stop but not to the point where you can gun it through the yellow light

Exactly like that. There were always like 20 guys back in highschool that did this even in the middle of the winter, and they always smelled like the inside of an asshole

Yes

I had a bathroom pretty much inside my living room. Was really awkward to pee with guests there.

>get hyped over a song
>ask friend if he wants to hear it
>we share the same taste in music
>put the song on
>he talks through the intro
>walks away talking to someone not even a minute into the song
>makes me feels stupid for thinking someone would like my song

Meanwhile, when i agree to hear a song, i give it an honest chance, i listen to the whole song, and talk about the song with the person afterwards.

Shit happens with movies and tv with as well.
You want to show them a cool movie, and you look over and they are staring at their goddamn phone.

Maybe im more passionate about stuff than others i dont know...i just get excited and want them to fee/hear/see it the way i do.

My auntie pulled down her moist panties and i began to penetrate her fleshy cookie.

>people with nose/tongue piercings
>women's rights activists
>vegans
>people who constantly talk about their cultural heritage/background
>gay people who say they're gay
>people who walk with their phones playing music on max
>parties that have the music at ear-damaging levels
>people who talk about the "deep web"
>people who talk about anime in public
>people who listen to music in the library with earphones on, but you can still hear it

Are you me?

>kitchen bathroom
>trying to shit while someone's right outside the door cooking/doing dishes/getting a drink

Who put this bathroom here and why were they allowed to live?

that would fucking suck user, I would hate people just going in my room at all unless it's a girl I'm fucking.

>Guys who check me out in the restroom
>Guys who DON'T check me out in the restroom
>Good-looking guys with ugly ho grilles
>Beautiful women hanging all over ugly rich fuckers
>The colour magenta
>Muslims
>Jewish guys who have curly sideburns hanging down their faces
>Chihuahua doggies or any animal that women stuff into pocketbooks
>Pink cases on computers or phones
>Women who shave
>Women who don't shave
>Women
>Cracker Jacks
>Glazed Donuts
>Go-Cars (keep looking for the giant key sticking out the rear end)
>People in doctor's office waiting rooms who insist on conducting all their personal business loudly on their cell-phones the entire time
>Women who wear hijabs, burkhas, abayas or other Muslim witch-outfits in Western countries
>Cherry Coke
>McDonald's Fast Food Joints
>Sammy Davis Jr's Love-Child or whatever Obama calls himself these days
>Women who poop out kids on government relief
>Kids that these women poop out
>Fat guys in teeshirts
>Fat women dressed in spandex
>Fat women
>Fat kids
>Fat fuckers of any kind
>Hot dogs
>Swishy gay guys
>Lesbo feminazis
>Hillary Clinton
>The Entire City of Detroit
>Pakistanis in Britain
>Kilts (Gott save us from das Kilts!)
>Guys who freeball under their kilts
>Black people with blonde hair
>Straws that come with plastic wrap around them (WHY?)
>Vegans

Firefly was already showing seams. Season 2 would've been hot garbage

Baseball caps

...

Everyone does that.

>Urinals that are to high/low
>urinals without dividers
>urinals that are just piss troughs so your dick's just out there
>when you piss and it splits into two

...

please post a link, l want to see this failure.

please god tell me this is an appliance showroom and not an actual suggested arrangement of kitchen appliances!

That's what I'm sayin!

>people who just straight up stink
>people who try to stare you out
>unmatching clothes
>baggy clothes
>when people tell me to hurry up
>when im lying in bed and i really need to piss but im too warm and cozy

Sorry about your small dick. If you get good at oral it'll help

Rubbing the "blades" of two butter knives makes me physically gag. I have no idea why.

Are you Carl Pilkington?

*clears throat*
>Niggers

>people that name their kid mohammed/achmed/really anything foreign when living in america
>people that bring their small children out in public
>kids in general


here's another one for the thread
>those guys that love to show their dicks off

While I disagree that Firefly was starting to fall apart already, I do agree that they definitely got out on top which is why it's remembered so fondly.

I personally think they would have had 3 really good seasons, a subpar 4th season, then fall into standard schlocky sci-fi recycled Star Trek tropes. Probably would have an alternative universe or time travel episode worked in there somehow.

pretty good list

>Particle board
>Whistling
>Dull scissors

>Women wearing baseball caps
>Women who hide their faces on the internet
>Women who are poor yet decide to have 20 kids before they're 30
>Vegans
>Jenny McCarthy
>Melissa McCarthy
>Fat women (ties into above)
>Fat women who think they're sexy
>Weeaboos

i kinda know why but still
> Loud people
> fat woman
> overly noticeble people
> kids

>champagne glasses

>>those guys that love to show their dicks off

that would be me, i love trough urinals and the reactions i get when i unleash the shlong

but then i get creeped out if a guy shows TOO much interest

i got issues, lol

youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs

There are a few of them, not sure which i saw

Also, the fact that feminists make it hard to stick up for any good aspect of a female.

They ruin everything.
If you could change how someone thinks then there would be no more racism.

>everything

>Used dental floss not in the trash

>makeup
Seriously what the fuck is up with that. Why would women want to wear what's basically a mask to change their appearance? It's so shallow and so much money is spent on it

>people that have too many kids
>ice in sodas gotten when eating out
>that time during the year where half the roads get torn up
>pulling into a parking space only to realize it's a handicapped spot

>Beta boys that whine about women

>when people throw trash in a bin with no trash bag
>when the drive-thru spills the fries in the bag
>when the drive-thru fills 3/4 of a cup with ice
>tacos that are served with a broken shell
>waiter who forgets to give utensils
>you arrive to class to only find out that it is cancelled
>when windows give a notification mid-game which minimizes the game window

From what i gather its a sort of hobby for them to get done up.

>google is hard
youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs

>fat woman
which one you don't like?