Hi today I became an American. What did you do?

Hi today I became an American. What did you do?

Congrats man, hope you find yourself a nice life here in the states. Where you from?

I woke up a natural born citizen. You're not a real American unless you're born a white American. At least you've got half of it...

Welcome. Bath regularly and drive at speed limit and watch John Wayne marathon.

Gratz dude, enjoy having access to some of the best malls in the world!

Nobody cares you got this off of Imgur.

Why America?

Oh and get a comb too.

Repeat after me.

MUH FREEDOMS!

Thank you!

Well your ancestors came from somewhere no?

I uploaded this to imgur.

Got my driving license, today was a good day

you're proud to be an american? i wouldnt be

Build wall gringo.

you are a

Goddam fella. Why run INTO a burning building?

I didn't become an American, so my day was amazing
I feel for you OP

Silly to be proud of any nationality, really...

... thats why I like being silly.

MURRICA FUK YEAH

you should probly gain 300 pounds, start smoking/drinking cheap beer. you'll fit right in in this country

fapped to mlp

So why did you download it off of imgur and then upload it onto Sup Forums? kek
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I killed a foreigner. Game null and void :)

Move to Canada.

I blew off work, exercised, then did lawn and house work.

Yeah they were shitty Irish trash and no one liked them.

Takes generations to be America. As long as you don't fuck a colored person maybe your kids can be America

also, I hope to see you at the gun store

your an AMERICAN now and we expect you to act like one

i laughed way too hard at that. well said

america's obesity epidemic is on the decline, while almost every other 1st world country's is on the rise. also, america has the most fit people. we are a nation of diverse humans.

america's beer has recently become the best beer in the world, winning international beer blind taste competitions year after year.

reevaluate your thoughts m8, your narrative doesn't match up to reality.

You need some of these

you're almost certainly a dumb piece of shit.

i work in the fitness industry, you're right it is on the decline because fitness has turned into a fad (not a bad thing at all). im canadian, our beer will always be better....sorry. our cigarettes make yours taste like a stale cigar. but damn i love that sports car yo guys make, the corvette

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MUH FREEDOMS!