Witchy GF: roleplay!

Witchy GF: roleplay!
Hello there stranger, do ye wish to love the witch of the woods?
You stumble upon two witches deep in the woods, do you wish to learn their secrets?

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Here's their secrets: they're fat losers who are way to into Harry Potter

>Catalog
tut tut, it seems you have much to learn. Lady Nessa and Prince Caroline are here to feel the soul of the earth

perhaps my mortal form is more akin to your mundane views

or are these mundane humans do not offer the stimulation that thine lady and I supply?

Why are you so fat? Cookie addict?

figures, mundane men ask such foolish questions, I am fluffy and all the more cutes do to this

"Fluff" doesn't consist of fatty acids nor does it jiggle

What the hell is going on here?

conjure up a sensible diet and exercise plan

I am stuffed with fluff and puff and it fills me out in the most sensual way I say

your tattle and prattle bores me

then don't read it homo

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homo? * giggles* are thine not? I am genderqueer, sexuality for us witches is a vast ocean

i miss the old Sup Forums

well meet the new ME

I don't know why, but i found this funny.

I hope you realize that "fluff and puff" is clogging your cardiovascular system, but since you cant seem to get that through your head, you are effectively and effeciently accelerating your death. You want an excuse to keep being fat so you dont have to face reality. You people are some of the most disgusting things on earth, not due to your obesity, but due to the lack of responsibility and care about your actions. Every day someone like you dies, is the day I crack open a cold one and smile.

How about you speak to lady Nessa, she is kind and will listen even if your wrong

Alright, are you a trap?

i chortle at your views. false, uneducated and bias. go on now I'm sure there is some other place you can go

Do you call your tits secrets,
if so then yes
yes I do

a trap? why what is that wanderer?

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why it will take more then that to see beneath my bodice, I am not a simple creature

I'll bite. Can I learn some magic?

how many layers of irony are you on

There it is. The refusal of responsibility. If you would read this article,
(nhlbi.nih.gov/health/health-topics/topics/obe/risks)
You would see that my views are not uneducated, or false. I wish you all the best in your deteriorating shell of fat you call a body.

why yes child, Do you wish to do good? or does something darker call you forth

Greetings fair one, may i gaze under your frock?

* giggles and blushes* if do do stranger how will you reward me?

Do you have a familiar?

Will dubs do?

get on my level casul

why yes, I Prince caroline have a lion, and lady nessa has a tiger

I shall reward thee well with poetry and song, free drink, and grand vegan feasts.

answer me you rancid swine

Hard to say. I've always wanted to learn the arts of healing, or perhaps some sort of telekinetic magic.

* gazes down, blushing* well I am quite moist wanderer, do you enjoy the planes of my body

So like can you show us your ass or something?

lots of hills and valleys there, I must say

>>Put the candles in the shape of a pentacle. Clockwise- blue peach blue blue peach.

As you light each candle chant this three times.

"Calmness that once was lost,
And hidden from me,
Return to my life,
So mote it be."

Repeat this as many times as you feel right.

Douse the flames with the Lavendar extract.

I would have preferred you ask kindly

Hark, what foulest of swine dare to intrude upon mine wood?

why sister, you are welcome her.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?