>According to sources on the ground Chinese soldiers have been patrolling the streets of North Carolina after quickly taking Wilmington
>President Obama is urging citizens to stay in their homes, it is unknown if the soldiers are hostile to civilians.
>The Chinese have not listed any demands, theories have been floated around from Donald Trump receiving the Republican nomination to a long planned attack being the reason
>It is unknown what tactical advantage is offered by invading North Carolina, but the US is weary, trying to figure out why North Carolina was invaded
>President Obama has drawn a line which, according to him, "...crossing this line will result in a full scale recapture and invasion of the Chinese homeland. We cannot allow ourselves to be bullied by the Chinese, and we will recapture North Carolina."
I live in NC, this would be the worst place to invade. Our local walmart has it's entire back section just a wall of literally hundreds of guns. They wouldn't make it 5 miles before pickup trucks full of rednecks started streaming down to kill them
Andrew Sanders
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Josiah Sanchez
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Michael Kelly
To a grown ass man masturbating to a cartoon bunny from a movie for children? Yeah.
Liam Reyes
You're not very smart are you.
Nathan Sanders
>mfw live in Militiagan
Nicholas Young
Wilmington is in Delaware, you degenerate retard.
Colton Torres
checked >theres only one Wilmington, and its in Ohio
Kayden Anderson
Sup Forumsro Come on Just go with it Don't even hold on The ride isn't stoping Just, you know, relax... Go nut to the bunny. You will feel much better.
Owen Brooks
We're jerking off to butthurt and the lulz. Your tears are my sustenance, fucking delicious.
Blake Watson
#PepsiWouldFuggTheBunny
Caleb Bennett
Is there something in the movie that made you guys want to nut to the bunny? Or do you just think she's attractive?
Blake Howard
would capture, rape, and then eviscerate
Owen Moore
I haven't seem it. Until this thread I never really thought about it. But cum on... Dem eyes doe main. She cute Don't be such a square.
Kevin Gutierrez
why would china invade a no-name place literally on the other side of the planet? like they would literally have to send ships along the west coast, down the panama canal and then start an invasion with the longest possible supply chain in the history of the planet
Cameron Cruz
Eastern NC has to have one of the largest per capita private gun ownership rates in the entire country...
>this gonna be good
Dominic Flores
I'm not even a furfag, I'm just doing this Pepsi x Judy thing because the dubs decided on it. But I get why they would fap to 2d shit, because it's really just as inaccessible to the "3d" sluts you see on pics too.
>so what's the fucking difference ...Is what's their motivation behind fapping to an imaginary bunny
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Dylan Green
mfw I live in North Carolina
Jason Lopez
Which bathroom will the Chinese use though?
Bentley Nelson
my furfag of a friend posted the judy hopps shit. i hope he gets cancer
Michael Martin
Live there... Nothing is happening.
Jordan Clark
topkek
Michael Johnson
Pepsi x Judy isn't a furfag campaign. We're subverting the furfaggotry as well as Pepsi, Coke, etc. It was a furfag who was trolling when he posted Judy and got dubs, trying to ruin our raid here: But OP was not a faggot and neither were anons and they ran with it.
Caleb Harris
ITT: faggots
save for op. he's fun
Parker Myers
Thanks OP. I was wishing you were serious, I just picked up 1000 rounds of .223 and was hoping to use it.
Jason Gutierrez
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Ethan Sanchez
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Ethan Myers
>KKKmarchonwilmington.jpg 88 get
Dylan Davis
>NORTH CAROLINA and nothing of value was lost
Jonathan Sullivan
same. give me a reason to grab sks and go inna woods
Jason Brown
Man, they were just the workers from Panda Express, sheeit
Jeremiah Thomas
so NC fags, could you and your neighbors hold a line against a platoon of angry chinamen?
Angel Foster
Well shit. Looks like I need to obey my chinese overlords now
Logan Morales
Fuck no
Chase Scott
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Grayson James
Oh.. If not only bait.. Oh God! I'd love to see them burn.
Kevin Cox
At least do your homework faggot. No one would want Wilmington because Lejeune is 45 minutes away and jets from Cherry Point would get there in 10 minutes. 3/10, I replied.
Jason Hall
>Wilmington
The Chinese probably aren't going to successfully slog their way through miles of swamp and eagle-eyed country people with large caliber rifles
