Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch


Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

sorry john, we apologize dearly and will never do anything to upset you ever again.

Nice bait kid.

>telling me what to do
I WILL NO LONGER "SERVE" ANYONE! I WILL HAVE THE SCEPTER FOR MYSELF! NOW....... GIVE IT TO ME!

Yeah, you'd better fuckin' not do SHIT. I swear, I will fucking IP trace you with my fucking L.O.I.C. You goddamn faggot.

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You think this is fucking bait? Huh punk? I will fucking beat your ass down so fucking hard, I will rip your head off and as you bleed, gurgling your stupid screams, as you die slowly, I will fucking DRINK BLOOD FROM YOUR GOD DAMNED VAINS!!

So, you fucking DARE to mock me. Very well. You are just a fucking lowlife faggot who probably masturbates to fucking FEET. You stupid NEET.

You fucking do as I say, bitch. I will eat your fucking soul and shit all over your dead body, and then cut your head off, and then mold it into a spherical shape, then fucking use it to make fuckin' BUCKETS. FUCK YOU!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

do something with your AIDS hairstyle before you keep bullshitting

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I will fucking rip you to shreds, scum. You have no fucking RIGHT TO FUCKING SPEAK IN THIS GOD DAMN THREAD.

Thanks OP I needed a good laugh. Obviously the bitch is you and your bottle. As to the girl in your picture, it is easy to see she is your sister.

I swear. Go fucking kill yourself, you god damned faggot. I bet you masturbate to women sneezing, you fucking faggot.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU STUPID FUCKING SCUM. GO FUCK YOURSELF, STUPID FAGGOT. GOD DAMN, I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. I WISH YOU WERE DEAD.

ITT: Newfags, everywhere

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What is bait

I bet you stick that bottle up your ass, gay cunt

don't know if newfags or samefag itt

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Isn't that that Jersey shore guy?