First time/Sexual awakening thread

First time/Sexual awakening thread
>Be me hanging at my friends house after school.
>Goes in basement, we're completely alone for 3-4 hours.
>fast-forward about 30 min. she lays her legs across my lap we giggle.
> Keeps on for A while. We gradually get closer while we do stuff.
>starts showing signs of horny-ness (Like laying on my lap and messing with her bra) I ablidge and start teasing and rubbing her leg.
>Keeps trying to rub da-bussy (Nope.jpg)
>She guides me to her bra and I ablidge and give 'em a squeeze, she asks if I wanna be on top or bottom.
>HolySexualAccelerationBatman.jpg
>I request to be bottom.
>Lays on my lap belly down
>I start rubbing. She doesnt stop me. But guides me to her Fucking Clit.
>IsThisReal.jpg
>I say in my head "well she wants it" and start rubbing her out. I assure im doing it right.
>15 minutes later she starts a' shimma' shamma'.
>Asks "are you close" is momentarilly confused and then responds with "Meh, maybe half-way"
>Hands Cramp im like "ugg my hands tired" doesnt respond im like "Yo my hands fukin tired imma stop a bit" shes ok with it.....
>SmallGarageDoorSound.mp3
>Im like "Oh Shit did you hear that" we both jult up... and shes like "No, I didnt hear anything" and heres where we almost got ourselves caught. Im like "eh Just the furnace" and we resume.
>Footsteps.mp3
>I softly ask "O shit what is that" and then her fuking moms like "are you home honey!?" And my new friend-with-benifits like "Yea". And also at this moment I have a Boner shes completely soaked and she has her bra half off her chest and her moms like "whatcha doin".
>HURRYUP.jpg
>my friend does us a save and is like "Dont come down yet" and gives us more time to appear "Normal".

But after that we just go home nothing else happens except and awkward goodbye. What different I should do next time I go over to her house?

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Fuck her.
And stick a carrot up your ass.

Pics?

Hah well condoms arent exactly made for my size probably and walking in and asking for a fucking box of condoms is a little difficult kk

Never had sex before.

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No she said shed hurt me if I took pictures but ill get them next time

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>ablidge

Lol, not nudes. Just normal pictures.

see

Oh well its the internet. Btw were a little young (13/14) Chill she wanted it kk dont be rage

Eat her out instead, girls love that.

Ayyy where do I get those a corner store

>school
>Mom
>Continuous cursing
Obvious underage b8 faggots, get the fuck off Sup Forums

>13/14
enjoy your ban little user

MODS MODS MODS

Well i mean I dont post anyway but im goin out on a fukin red carpet

>Wanted to have sex
>Tired of waiting
>Decide to put things in my own hands
>Went to a brazilean prostitute
>very scared
>she started to suck my dick
>could barely put it hard because how rushed everything seemed to me
>men CAN'T get raped
>put my dick on inside of her vagina
>started to fuck a little
>didn't come
>sex is over
>payed her money
>started to ask her about all sort of things about her life
>she seems to be pissed off i am asking so many things
>tells me i gotta leave
Worst sex ever

By the way, she's ugly as fuck. Don't hit that.

3,2,1 404 biatch

>goin out on a fukin red carpet
kek

Well sorry im not a fukin football champion

>Going out on a red carpet
The fuck is that supposed to mean faggot? You're getting banned for being underage. You're one of those "Special types," aren't ya?

Dubs will surely call the MODS.

Doesn't matter. How about this? You wait till you're older, save up some money, and get a prostitute.

I mean
Posts sex experience at 14 kk qnd then gets very popular until 404

>kk
>popular
You really don't understand how this site works, do you?

Well thats also gay age is for those with patience... and money.

There is a reason chicks dig guitarists man. And it's not the music. Finger a girl with your fretting hand and girls cum instantly. Also your hand doesn't get tired.

saving this for cringe/ylyl

Post it, don't feel like screenshoting

No fuck you

You are a very special snowflake, aren't you?

Also, samfagging

what posts u want me to include?

You know it. I am the TOPKEK I will live long time

All of the screenshots from this thread.

>Fucks up by telling age
>Tries to troll so people think he's older/make us forget

You do realize that youll get banned for having an underage picture right?

MODS MODS MODS

Not as long as it's not cp

Shhhh when the mods ask just say "He said he was 18!"

Plus, this threads dead anyway, nobody will care

He will get banned because he isn't 18 and admitted it like a dumbass

I know he will, we wont for sharing screenshots of it though.

Just wondering does shouting "MODS MODS MODS" signal something or is it just placeebo

This is now a get thread

Is this really screenshot worthy though? I get it, the kid is corny. But we all were at 14. It's not really cringe.

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KEK

I do it because I sound dumb and nobody gives me shit for it.

Well first of all Check'd and also it was a first time thread not an "Im not 18 plz ban dis kid thread" so yea if we want to actually start this thread then you start

Yea, but he's breaking the rules, and cringe threads are funny as fuck.

Confirmed
Also nice trips

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deleting in three minutes, download album

thx m8

>10 years old

here are some dubs, just for the lulz.

fine, i'll just post my screenshots

This is funny seeing the excelleration of this thread as I mentioned earlier "Going out on a red carpet"

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made my day user

That's not going out on a red carpet dumb fuck, that's being a cringy 13 year old and getting laughed at online. Nothing to brag to your friends about.

You're welcome user, anytime.

I'm sorry dude, I just am not seeing how some kid breaking Sup Forums's rules is cringy.

Aww your not the center of attention are you :(

The thread is cringy, not just him being underage.

What are you talking about?

Umm I legit hear cop cars

>tabs
kek

I lost my virginity fucking a girl at a model UN conference. We had to use a room one of the other people from my school had gotten moved from because it smelled like smoke but still had the keys to. It was 20 minutes or a little less before we had to leave and I never came. Still pretty great.

Did you not read this thread at all? kek

Was your first sexual experience not cringy as fuck? Be honest.

>men CANT get raped


>woman ties you down
>viagra.jpg
>rides you

Tbh not really

no one reads threads that have more than like 20 posts.

Yea this kid thinks hes like fuckin the hoes on them big-wheelz

ever have that girl that cries right before orgasm? yea me either

>Implying I had a sexual experience
I'm shooting for 30, user.

>horny friend wants his D
>lucky enough to be able to lose his V card this early

And your solution is... Wait and get a prostitute? Go be a faggot somewhere else

My point exactly
Thanks user

I'm saying she's ugly as fuck. Nobody will congratulate you for fucking the ugly chick at school, faggot.

Well yea shes not good in pictures ok she actually hot IRL

Stop lying user.
Also check'd

Yes men can be abducted and then raped, but not raped like women are raped. Totally different.

And that is infinitely more cringy than op. Who is getting action, abet from an ugly chick, at age 14.

Keked

Yeah when men get raped, its like "well, i jus hope she dont kill me"

If you're not a virgin, you should leave Sup Forums.

Well im still ahead of my friends kk

How would a bitch possibly tie you down? It's not like we're fucking she hulk

Losing your V card isn't about getting bonus points at school, it's about getting it over with for that sweet confidence boost. Also you'll get 10x more credit for a girl actually wanting your dick and not your money

K bai Felicia

Please kill yourself.

Honestly have no idea why I still come here. Sup Forums has been a mainstay for me since like 2007. I just cant leave my brothers yet.

Well its good that I at least dont have to pay her I mean its better than a rat-infested(overpriced) ho

Exactly. That's why i'm saying to leave. Because Sup Forums isn't supposed to be a place of confidence, it's supposed to be a place where suicidals go to fuck around with other anons.

>implying men can't also rape a men
>implying a woman making you feel powerless and recklessly riding you doesn't hurt
>implying that rape is about sex and not just the woman trying to rough you up

Do you want me to Stibby Stab or noosey goosey myself dude?