Ask a Subway employee anything

Ask a Subway employee anything.

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Why are you a filthy nigger?

How many ounces of lettuce goes on a footlong sandwich

Usually about 8. Give or take.

I'm white, troll harder next time.

How much mustard can I put on the sandwich before I have to pay extra?

All sauces are free, actually. You can have as much as you want.

What's your favourite sandwich and what's the most popular sandwich people get?

Why don't you work at Jersey Mike's?

I usually make a spicy italian on italian herbs and cheese. And the store I work at, people usually order a B.M.T. or the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki.

Haven't seen one in Texas.

So I can literally use multiple bottles. Fuck yeah. I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

That's right. I'm gonna buy a Camaro.

Why is it that every time I buy a sandwhich from Subhuehue, it tastes like shit or they fuck it up beyond imagination? Literally the only decent things to order are breakfast foods.

Have you ever put your dick in the bread and serve it to a customer?

We have customer that literally empties out one of our sauce bottles. So yeah. Go nuts bro. :)

There are many there. You don't even have to leave the state. Consider it.

Depends on the choice of meats, sauces, whether it's toasted or not...or if your sandwich maker even gives a shit for that matter.

No, though the thought has indeed crossed my mind...

Ever cum in the mayonnaise? Or pour the sweet onion sauce on your shirtless self?

What it like knowing that this is all your capable of ever achieving in your sad life as a sandwich artist.

No and no.

I actually prefer to view it as a stepping stone. People fall on hard times and need some way to get back up.

Lol what a stepping stone to working at Wendys

Are you single? How does she feel about you working there?

Check'd

And meh. Beats being a poorfag.

I did some time at a Subway, too. You ever eat some of the cookie dough before baking it?

It's a stepping stone for a 16 year old. It's a reality check for people like you. Game over man. This is your life.

No. And yeah, she's proud of the fact that I'm working. Period.

Yes. Oh God, it's good stuff.

Why do you think that wearing dirty gloves and using a knife both covered in mayonnaise and other shit is acceptable after making the last sandwich just because you're wearing gloves you degenerate minimum wage piece of shit?

What can I say? I pissed away my 20s. I have no one to blame but myself.

considering that his woman is proud as fuck that he has a job and she don't have to pay for his ass anymore has to say something. Yo, what does she do? Is she hot?

Can i get a footlong meatball on Flatbread please. Toasted, extra sauce.

We change gloves every sandwich and always use clean knives. At least in my store we do. Can't say the same for others.

What sauce?

Do you get a lot of bums at your location?

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She works customer service at Walmart. Yeah, she's hot.

Hey 683047926 at least they work man! You prob just lay around on your fat ass and eat potatoe chips all fucking day. He's busting his ass I bet.

Not really, actually.

I go into subways and I take shits in the bathroom sinks

Good on you bro. Don't let these niggas hate. Do you

Shit in my sink and you'll get an escort from the police after cleaning the fucker.

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Creative!

don't die on me now, subway man.

Does Jared the Jew ever come in and use your wifi to download cp? What would you do if subway wanted to use you and Jared the Jew in a cp promo video?

Okay.

No, My store doesn't have WiFi.
And I'd kill the prick and the pricks who asked me to do it.

Bump the subway guys rump! XD

KEK

But how would you know. Unless he was like yeah hey bud i made a footlong in your sink, wanna lick the brown rim around my asshole?

Jared is in jail you cucksalad. This is making me die of laughter though. GG

Do you ever rail the hot girls in the bathroom

Well played.
Want a free 6 inch with extra mayo?

Nope. My woman would kill me.

No but ill let your girlfriend and your sister botsuck on my footlong. ZING

Were you the stoned guy who served me last night

Both suck*

How does pussy feel

Haha, good one. Come to my store, I'll give you free cookies,

From what I remember, like soft wet clouds wrapped around my dick.

You'd more like fuck me up

Noted

Probably not.

Give me a free footlong of my choice, bag of chips of my choice, and a large soda and ill eat here more often

No srsly. Free cookies. Your choice.

What area are you in

Come to my store after 8pm. I'll hook you up.

Near Dallas-Fort Worth is all I'm saying.

If I blow you will you give me another six-inch for free?
>Since I don't expect you to deliver on your first six-inch
>'Nam sayin?

Sweet thanks

wat is your favorite sandwhich?

I wouldnt take your gf or fuck your sister lmao im just fuckin.

Thanks dude, you are awfully sweet

Lol. And nah. Our store is doing a promotion. Buy a 30oz.drink and get a free 6in sub.

No probs. :3

Spicy Italian on italian herbs and cheese. I can go into more detail on how I make mine.

Okay but consider the following:
I can't pay for a 30 oz. drink
I can, however, afford to give you the succ for a free sandwich

sure, that sounds good

What sauce goes well with chicken terriaki, I've been with honey mustard for years

I'd rather not be blown. And just give you one.

Some of our customers ask for the sweet onion sauce.

>I swear it'll be good
Real talk though, you open at 7:30 tomorrow evening? I'll head over there if you can hook me up. I'm black, we're a rarity in Texas so I'll be hard to miss.

Nah, I'm good. Thanks, though.

After putting down the pepperoni and salami, I spread marinara sauce on the top and bottom halves. Then put shredded Colby. Then add black olives, green peppers, onions, Parmesan and oregano. Toast it, then add lettuce and oil.

How often do you consider suicide?

Less often than you think.

What really is in the Mayo

Oh shit, just realized what you meant. Our store closes at midnight. So you'd be able to come in.

All the cho-mo's eat at subway, huh?

Jared butthole is loser than his old fat-pants since he got busted putting his footlong in the kids special, so now the secrets out.

NICE

I always wondered that myself.

It turns out great every time.

I hope he does the full stretch of 15, I'll kill him myself if he doesn't.

Wait you toast it after all that? My local Subway toasts it after putting cheese on it

We generally do the sandwiches the way the customer wants it. Our own sandwiches are a different story entirely.

Well i guess my local Subway doesnt give a shit

In our store, we ask you every step of the way.

Nice. Estonian customer service is shit compared to the US then

Ouch. :(

Btw, are the ingredients always Fresh?

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From the package. To the containers. To the walk-in. To your sandwich.