Bored and lonely, what would you do to me Sup Forums? Be descriptive

Bored and lonely, what would you do to me Sup Forums? Be descriptive

Pls shave

Shave you.

Get out me car

Go away evil dogger

I would stroke your neckbeard gently with one hand while I worked your one incher hard with the other

Spread your pussy lips

WE NEED BACKUP HERE, WE'VE GOT AN OVERGROWN AND ABUSED VAGINA. GET OUT YER SHAVERS AND SAVE THIS POOR BASTARD.

nice b8 m8

I'd get you back to Arby's. They're getting low on roast beef.

Have your Mexican uncle mow that shit for me before I even think of diving into that furball

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butterface

Lol'd hard, I swear i thought this

Email me and I'll tell you.
[email protected]

Not bad

i would explain to you what a razor is.

call animal control

Jesus christo! Looks like someone fired the gardener!

I'd ask you for a timestamp

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You need to provide a timestamp and show us your butthole in order for us to proceed here.

kill it with fire

zuads are truth

start a brush fire

>being new enough to fall for this bait

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top kek

i.. would cum on your face i-i guess

warm sticky strands of semen ejaculated by so many anons jerking their cocks foreskin is da best because its clean and you can feel everything its like a vagina on your penis i edge so much and keep jerkin and then UNFGGG and ejaculate all over your fuckin face because your so beautiful REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wax-on ... Wax-off

the end

I didn't fall for bait, I was demanding it to prove it wasn't bait. But I have fallen for bait before, that shame is still with me.

Eat the booty like groceries