Anons can I ask you a question and could you answer it truthfully?

Anons can I ask you a question and could you answer it truthfully?

i am certified scientist ask away

i am a certified proctologist ask away

i am a certified memeologist ask away

I am a certified unemployed ask away

I'm a certified faggot, ask away.

I am a certified Australian ask away

I'm a certified certifier, let me certify that question for you so that someone else may answer

I am a certified certifier, ask away

Doffs my cap in your general direction

I am certified at being literal, and yes thank you for asking that question.

I'm a certified trash talker, let me insult you for asking stupid questions.

I'm a certified question answerer, ask away

I am a certified nigger ask away

*axe

I'm a certified masturbator ask away

I am a certified AI bot ask away

Yes. Rite there u go

I'm a certified log ask away

I'm a certified feminazi don't ask you fucking male patriarchal rapist! Just shut you fucking mouth and keep your questions to yourself.

dubs certify the log; direct your inquire to the log

Fuck you OP where the fuck is your questions now

this fucking cancerous b8

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