Ask an on duty cop anything

Ask an on duty cop anything

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how much do you make

whats the craziest shit youve seen on duty

Why are you here?

$26 per hour + penalty rates ends up around 70K per year

Same as you
To shitpost

Someone on a rooftop with his gut hanging out, cuts up pieces of his intestines and starts throwing it at us

How many black people have you killed

Fair enough, copper, fair enough..
You smoke weed and drink while you're off, or do they test you often? Are you a hardass while you're off duty?

None
Bashed a few abbo's tho...

paul blart is that you?

I smoked weed back in high school but i just drink now, im actually a mild alcoholic

No

are you black or white?

White

1995 called. They want their phone back.

Predisposition, job related, or did you just start drinking too often?
I have an addictive personality. If I didn't have weed I'd just drink a lot instead.

Escapism, i get sick of the abuse and depressing shit i see day in day out and want to not feel when im home

How does it feel to arrest young kids for weed and ruin their lives?

are you native American or your ancestors migrated to America

what's the most sexual thing you've done with your thumbs?

Kill any good niggers lately?

Depends who they are, where they were, what they were doing and their attitude. I could go from fucking them up to looking the other way and walking away

Neither im in australia

No

Rubbed my wifes clit

Bad niggers?

did you arrested any Indian?

Are you sure?

No

Hmm lets see here.

Neutral niggers?

>on duty
>at a desk with his feet up
>tax money put to good use
I do feel safer though
that pic means there is one less narcissistic petty tyrant psychopath with a gun on the streets

Trips dont lie

You got me there

What's the easiest way to get out of a speeding ticket as a male? I got out of 20 over by just talking casually with the cop saying I had a long shift and was tired and didn't want to fall asleep, but idk if that works all the time? What would you recommend?

Thats not ours its from the local hospital

Call there and ask for officer Sup Forums

Yes

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As a fellow LEO i hear ya bro

Attitude and your history will determine your fate, assuming the cop isnt an asshole

You have provided no reason why I should think you're a cop.

I think you're a huge fucking faggot, so I'll ask questions related to that.

How many dicks can you fit inside yourself at once?

How often do Aussie bantz get out of hand?

What are you trying to do?

You mean security officer right faggot? My loser cousin just got that procedure book at his rent a cop gig.

3538 dropbox.com/s/q0xedtix5j8laim/Sup Forums.zip?dl=1

Yeah i had a clean history so that could be it. He said he didn't want to jack up my insurance for my first ticket blah blah. Also whats the best way to hide cp my nigga I no you no nigga don't ask dont tell you feel me my fagget bro

Lol

Cite a news article for that or you're full of fucking dicks.

Seriously, there's no way something that crazy doesn't at least make local news.

same as any other country, assholes are assholes no matter where they come from. Im australian aswell.

Ok

Kek

hope u get shot in the fucking face pussy ass cop
get a real fucking job loser

Not everything makes the news

oh, nothing.

kek'd

>being this much of a retard

That fucking would.

kek

>I use to be a rent a cop for a Costco warehouse.
>The second day on the job they had told me they had fired someone and the security beat him up because he wasn't leaving so to be on the look out.
>I worked night shift that night, I usually go park my car in between a couple of trailers and sleep with the heater on since the guard shack had no heater.
>I woke up to a motorcycle taking off and the smell of smoke in the air.
When I went back to the guard shack the asshole had set it on fire.

Keep going dickhead thise are internal numbers of no use to you

german guy here, why is racism such thing in usa and why do you haten niggers?

Do you guys have quotas to fill?
More importantly whats your specific job within the force?

While you're right...

Your logic is flawed unless your buddy works at the same hospital that book was made for...

Guys it's an aussiefag cop, you can't ask him questions for actual cops.

How many miles can a 2011 Dodge Avenger transmission really take? I found a car with only 66k miles asking 6900$ but he says he installed a new transmission at 65k and that sounds sketchy as fuck. Like how does the transmission die at only 65k wtf you doing to the car. But it looks sweet and the price is pretty low for the miles idk if I ahould go for it or not you know

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I dont have quotas
I am general duties and have to go shortly
Make your last few questions good faggots

Except the name of the fucking hospital you work at is printed on the emergency procedures booklet....

How many people have you beaten/killed today?

niggers like you need to lurk fucking more before posting to look cool, officer dickhead.

fuckin' straya

None yet but the night is young

fuck you you smell like a dicks

you don't, but do others?
corruption, is it a thing? are there people who work with the "outlaw motorcycle gangs"?

Where?

What is your opinion of security guards?

I dont have a question i just wanted to share this.

Thoughts?

>Not a cop, security guard.
>Faggots left and right eating this shit up
>Place of work is on book in top left
>He dun goofed
> Sup Forums does nothing
>this place is fucking timid now
>mfw

Yes yes and probably yes

Also is the Dodge Avenger a good car? Should I take this or pass? I drove a 06 civic until 2 weeks ago when I got hit and it got totaled and idk much about cars so help me out Sup Forumsros

Mostly useless

Godspeed, general Duties.

how often do you see weird shit?

My wife's grandma has one and her transmission went out at 35k so I think the transmissions are just shit

Righto detective greentext
Where do i work?

>general
>everyone thinks you're actually a cop
>mfw

how do you feel about the fact that im dabbing right now?

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About at least once a week

Doesn't matter where you work, you're not a cop. Faggot.
not the same person as

Open the image and zoom in, it's right on the front of the fucking book lol.

Near the binding....

Why aren't we fucking his shit up?....

I'm a poorfag with an Obama phone... No international calling...

Anyone else got this?

"SYDNEY SOUTHWEST AREA HEALTH SERVICES"

which is your favourite rural australian police twitter account?

this >> as a whole, the police are nothing more than a gang to enforce the rules imposed my the gooberment, as an individual, you're alright...just don't pull me over faggot

Are those magnums? Do you like them?

That's what I was hoping yeah, he said only the reverse went out but I think he's lying. He got a brand new one so that should last a bit right? Unless he's polishing a turd here to sell it to a moron like me idk man

kek'd

SYDNEY SOUTHWEST AREA HEALTH SERVICES

Yeah boy! You tell those glue sniffing monkeys