ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

used to fuck my sister back i our teens, had no idea it was wrong.

I have a buried Penis, when standing up you cant see it it retracts back into my body.

I am a very tall midget

i fuck my cousin whenever she is here
Me and my other cousin send nudes to eachother
I might be the father of my girlfriends best friends baby
i may have had sex with a minor... or minors

Back when I was sixteen I fucked a (male) professor, a (male) radio host and my own student teacher (female)
After that I decided to be a manwhore and I made a good $35,000 AUD in 6 months. I'm still in the process of investing it two years later.

I seeiously hate that people treat me like shit just because i got short genes when the rest of my family are all 6 ft somethin football players and wrestlers and alph af. A big dude tried to bully me senior year and it remined me of my younger years when i was constantly being bullied. Now i haye just about everyone/thing. I have bad thoughts.

I send nude of my gf to a friend, idk why but that turn me on

Ask any

I used to let my dog fuck me for like a year, but I'm assuming it's cause I was raped for two years by a step brother. Not so great for an 11 year old.

dat boi is me

Fucked GF's sister a lot, and my kid walked in on us once. Lucky he was too young to remember.

i jacked off my best friend. i'm also a guy. thought about doing more, but only with him.

I meet girls online from different areas and countries, they all think they are my girlfriend. I meet them for sex, play the boyfriend role for a while, creampie them and go home. I've made 13 trips so far to other countries and the strange thing is I really love almost every one of them, but they'd hate me if they figured it out. I don't know what to do, in over my head.

I fucked your mother.

I have rub my dick against the toothbush of one of my pupil. Everytime she brush her teeth i have a erection. Damn i'm a piece of shit.

aww, you have a baby penis. post pics

i've turned down sex on 4 occasions with incredibly hott women way out of my league because i'm ashamed of my penis size.

ive been seen having sex by quite a few kids, no big deal imo.

Yeah, I'm with you, to a lesser extent. Married, spend time away from home for work. Gone through a lot of online girlfriends, met some and fucked. It's crazy easy with omegle, kik, and travelling around the Northeast and NYC for work. Almost thirty and I've pounded more pussy than I ever did in my early 20s

im a janitor who deletes all the trap threads. you're welcome, Sup Forums.

Shut up, shorty.

I'll bite. Post away

I killed my baby nephew when I was 13 and I got away with it

You're not doing good enough.

I've never held hands,kissed,fucked,dated a girl

it's the worst when my friends start talking about the stuff they've done cause I'm there hoping the conversation doesn't turn to me

I let my 6 year old nephew give me a hand job. Woke up to him grabbing my shit, it was hard, told him it felt good, didn't ask any more questions.
He has a very forgiving personality, and hopefully fairly short term memory.

Does my post get logged? Can it be used to prosecute me? Cause I still have 12 years to go before I can spill the beans

my mother's car tried to finger in the back of my friends's mom.

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You're safe, the logs are purged every day.

I'm not interested in sex unless I'm deeply in love with the woman. When ever I read others fucking randoms or whores I feel nothing. I'm basically Asexual.

Exchanged nudes with my girlfriend's mom. Fapped in front of her at her house when I stayed over

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i'm a 32 year old virgin

>atleast I dont watch anime

God damn you're a fucking loser

>I'm not interested in sex unless I'm deeply in love with the woman. When ever I read others fucking randoms or whores I feel nothing. I'm basically A faggot

Why?

27, gf is 22.
I got offered a job in Dubai and I took it before telling her.
Almost triple my salary, three year contract and the perfect opportunity to earn a shit load of money, live in Dubai for three years and then return home.
Broke the news to my girl with the intention of making a long distance relationship work. She basically nixed the entire thing straight up and broke up with me because I didn't discuss it with her at first. My argument was basically triple my salary guaranteed for three years we'll be set up for life and get married when I come back blabla.

I've sold most of my things and I leave for Dubai next Saturday. Staying in a hotel for a week, gf was planning to go away on work placement this week but her mother is away. So I have to stay and look after her two sisters for a week before I go. Just out of spite for breaking up with me I am thinking of trying to get it into one of them or at least get nudes or something. Got nothing to lose now.

brool story co

Used to go to my friends big sisters room to masturbate and sniff her panties when she was not home and my friend thought I was taking a shit

This was back in like 6th grade or something

As it should be.

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And now you're right where you belong

I've got a crippling amphetamine habit, sorry ma

Pics? Genuinely curious. Gonna need dat timestamp too.

used to give father blowjobs as favors when i was a kid.

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I love fapping in the Dark Forest at night when everyone is asleep.

What's the gig in Dubai? Nothing specific, industry is fine. I'm very tempted to try and get in on that Muslim blood money before the well runs dry.

Speaking of going in dry, her sisters

Trip trips also, ama

Not bite, its true

Favors for what? Baskin robbins?

I may have caused someones death, because I didnt do my job properly and they never found out. Kills me every night

I don't call myself a virgin because when I was about to actually lose my virginity I put on a condom (bout to fuck on a couch in her living room), got like 4 good thrusts in then the condom was actually too tight and I lost my boner and couldn't get hard, ended up just leaving and never talking again.

Don't trust flashy asian dragon condoms, they're made 4 asians

I'm a double-amputee in a wheelchair. I dont' have the money to get out much and meet people, and all throughout my 20s i had health problems that kept me from getting out. I live in the south, and in this part of the south women are married with kids by their 20s. Plus the few times i've had the offer I never went all the way out of embarrassment of penis size. I did give the women orgasms with my fingers and tongue though. So there's that.

Sounds like they got it easy. Only killed them once.

Wut?

he used to say im gonna need a favor and i knew what he meant. usually when my mother wasnt home or wasnt gonna be home or asleep.

I secretly make chocolate milk and pour it down the drain while I jack off into the stream while screaming NEEDS MORE MILK

but I do watch anime. my situation isn't all bad. I'm going to university and I have 2 friends at school now.

One long lonely broke night at a bar in Vegas some years ago, I'm finishing a losing night gambling by sipping a beer at a casino bar, and for some time there was a guy who kept ordering drinks next to me. He'd grab his drinks and go off to party with whoever, presumably racking up a tab.

When it was time for the guy to pay his bill, he checked his receipt and left a stack of paper money, then left without waiting for his change. The bartender's back was to him, and I was done for the night, so I grabbed those bills and high tailed it out of the casino, thinking I made out with a few hundred bucks.

Turns out it was about $60 in five dollar bills, so I risked stealing from a casino and getting caught for less money than I had spent at a slot machine in the previous 20 minutes.

And you're still doing it faggot whats wrong with you

Story?

Well fuck you then.

I pick my belly button and sniff it. I think it smells great :)

>Kills me every night

B8. After you typed I do watch anime, you struggled, hesitating what bull shit to follow up with.

Better than picking your asshole and smelling it. I suppose my secrets out of the bag now.

Finance sector. There was absolutely no chance I was turning this down. If somebody says "here have around 800,000 euro for three years of pretty cruisy work." You say where do I suck and will I be cupping your balls also?

I'm not trans, and I don't want to be.
I'm not a trap, and I don't want to be.

I've taken nudes of just my ass, or something similar, and I send it to random dudes on a female account asking if they like it

They usually respond, I don't.

They all believe it.
Why am I like this, Sup Forums?

That's funny but also fucked up. Thanks for the laugh!

Is the FIB monitoring this thread, cause i got shit to get off my chest

nothing in my post is a joke. I really do only have 2 friends at school. one of them goes on Sup Forums too which is sort of how we became friends.

Which is also what you'll say to the girls.
Amirite!

Should have just lied, and said you were offered the job, but you weren't sure. If you can convince some sandniggers you're worth 800K a year, surely you can convince this cunt to let you take off for 3 years.

Your GF is too young to know what the fuck she wants anyway, and to be honest, so are you. Take your cash and live large for a few years and find yourself a nice 30 year old woman who's out of college and has a career and knows what she wants.

Why do you choose to live like that. Just end it god damn it you pathetic sack

they dont actively monitor is. site is backed up occasionally in case someone makes a thread or posts something illegal. no one sits there looking at every thread.

Don't be anymore
If its 5inch or longer, you'll be all good
Trust me.

Next time you accept the sex user

Who wants to get their dick sucked and make a new secret?

My wife doesn't know i'm gay. I'm only using her for social acceptance due to my job and social status.

>be me
>13, youngest in the family
>I was used to having all the focus be on me
>My sister gets a kid
>Everyone forgets about me
>My mon literally doesn't even make me food anymore
>Just focused on the baby
>I'm neglected
>One night, my sister leaves baby at our house and goes out with friends
>I have had enough
>Suffocate kid with a pillow
>Throw pillow away outside
>Go back to bed
>They think baby died from "free suffocation" or something like that

(By free suffocation I mean a thing where the kid like swallows water or something and then they die in their sleep)

This user is correct! We, I mean they, never check these threads!

I'm a celebrity and shit post about my self on Sup Forums.

You need to come out. For her sake and yours. You'd be surprised at how supportive friends and family are. I'm not gay, but my sister is bi. No big deal. I jokingly asked if we could go pick up chicks together. lol

hello Keanu.

>both Matrix sequels sucked man. WTF?

Also, forgot to add, the fact that your 22 year old GF won't "let" you do this and can't see the forest through the trees should very easily tell you that this will not work out in the end anyway. That's why I'm saying get rid of her and don't bother with the drama with her sisters. You'll easily find a prettier, smarter, and more grounded woman closer to your age that has a sense of what is important in life (whether that's your money or your companionship).

Either way, with the money you're making in Dubai, you'll easily land any under 25 pussy you want for a couple of months, so your sex needs will easily be taken care of.

i fucked my best friends boyfriend and i feel awful about it

I just took a shower with my 7 and 9yo nieces and 11yo nephew. have showered with all of them before, was 1st time with all 3. didnt molest or do anything bad but it's for the better if their parents dont find out, especially the 11yo's conservative godfag parents.

Do you regret what you did?

>>My mon literally doesn't even make me food anymore
>>Just focused on the baby
>>I'm neglected
No, you're s psychopath.

I am 23 years old and I have erectile dysfunction

My ex-gf infected me with a fetish for dogs. Nowadays its pretty much all I can think about. Now I don't have anyone to share it with anymore and I don't think I'll ever find anyone I can admit it to irl. Life is suffering.

oh shit waddup

I liked the Matrix sequels... and Phantom Menace.

kek. you keep changing the ages faggot.

at least keep it consistent. stupid.

I'm 22 and have that. Welcome to the club.

Jesus christ, dude.

Since I'm married, I fuck woman who are around my wives daily routine even if I'm not attracted to them - fucked her sister, her hairdresser, her best friend, two waitress in her favorite restaurant, a trainee in her job
trying to pick up her cousin and waiting her younger sister to become 18 (17 now)
I was loyal before

stop whackin it so much