Wait what sport are these guys good at again?

Wait what sport are these guys good at again?

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genocide

getting killed by dangerous fauna

We went alright in the great emu war

losing to emus

>win one irrelevant game
>instant obnoxious gloating
Is there anything more insufferable than an English sports fan?

An Australian sports fan.

The streets of France would say no.

we're pretty good at fuckin cunts up

Giant spider breeding

league, probably

maybe cricket

Don't worry Kiwi-bro you still have time to prepare before we fuck you in the arse too

PING Pong

killing emus

England versus Australia in sports

Football: England
Rugby: England
Cricket; England
F1: England
Boxing: England
MMA: England
Golf: England
Tennis: Australia
Olympics: England
Snooker: England
Darts: England
Cycling: England

None of this is considered trolling - these are all facts. How can Australians live with themselves?

My dick versus your mother
Status: Lodged firmly in asshole

How can brit bongs live with themselves?

Not allowing your women to get raped by Syrians and Pakis: Straya

Football: Literally who cares about soccer?
Rugby: Australia
Cricket: Australia
F1: Australia
Boxing: No one boxes anymore
MMA: Australia
Golf: Australia
Tennis: Australia
Olympics: Australia
Snooker: England probably i dunno who gives a fuck
Darts: same as above
Cycling: England, we just aren't juicing hard enough

>competetive aboriginal orgies
>shitposting

>Football: Literally who cares about soccer?
The world
>Rugby: Australia
Who won today?
>Cricket: Australia
Who won the Ashes?
>F1: Australia
Who won the F1 back to back?
>Boxing: No one boxes anymore
Wrong
>MMA: Australia
Who currently is a UFC champion?
>Golf: Australia
Who won the US Masters
>Tennis: Australia
>Olympics: Australia
Who scored higher in 2012?
>Snooker: England probably i dunno who gives a fuck
The world
>Darts: same as above
>Cycling: England, we just aren't juicing hard enough

no one in the relevant states would even know about some rugby game m8

Rugby is the only one I'm aware of

AFL is even more internationally irrelevant than the NFL is

>Snooker: England probably i dunno who gives a fuck
>The world
hahahaha go brush your teeth cunt, i can see the mushrooms

Do old Australians get triggered when they see an emu?
Do they consider that to be their Great War?

should i be ashamed of enjoying this "sport"?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_men's_national_field_hockey_team

field hockey my dudes

>AFL is even more internationally irrelevant than the NFL is
Most of us don't give a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks or does

the good ones

That's why it's called the Australian football league and aussie rules you dumb fuck. It's not like the winners are called World Champions or anything

It's only played in Australia and PNG since they never have even bothered trying to expand the game internationally

Rugby

Koala raping

>what sport are these guys good at again?

emu dodging

Anime girls are not real