My grandpa is dying

My grandpa is dying
Lol

What a shame.

rip u solid lass

TOPKEK

How nice. I'm so happy for you.

Sorry, OP...
Lots of Love!

Why don't you just put him down old yeller style?

Mine too Bro, High Five o/

whats going to be his legacy?

Having a faggot for a grandchild

>Draw a dick on his forehead
>wait for your parents to come in the room
> tell them that's what happen when you pass out first

Let he goooo let he gooo

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Nice idea bro

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I know people usually tell me that I shoul work with old people
New Idea OP
> 1 take a pic of your dick in your grandpa's hand
> 2 wait for him to die
> 3 show the pic to your parents saying something like he wanted to do it a last time before he goes
> 4 Enjoy your inheritance

Omg you're a fcking genius

Your grandfather fought in the war for your faggotry. Have some respect.

This.

He looks like he could still take 98% of Sup Forums in a fight.

You should enlighten him. Show him the path of An Hero.

LET

Pour a glass of water on his head. I'm sure he'll appreciate the cool and soothing embrace of water.

Rude

He'd stand up and kick your ass one last time.

Kek

Tea bag his head, there's nothing he can do to stop it

Show him this awe-inspiring motivational phrase.

>My grandpa is dying
>Lol

so are you
Lol

so are we all
Lol

sooy to hear m8, glad you're having a good time

>Rude
but true

take care of it until the last moment , and listen to their stories for the last time as they will not see you again , is the cycle of life , say not to worry that everything will be fine and that the already fulfilled its valuable part . Tell him that there are people in the world who just know him and send him greetings and accompany it from a distance.

Why is your grandpa such a lazy shit? Instead of going for a jog like a normal person, he is instead lounging in bed all day.

rest in peperoni

>>/Reddit/

Does he even lift?

I wish my grandpa was dead instead of yours. Tucker beat my mom and my grandma, then had the audacity to bribe me with food.

>had the audacity to bribe me with food
Cum?

Let his passing be peacefully morphine loaded and then give him a Viking funeral with bonfires and drinking until lunchtime the next day.

Nah fam if he had done that I could have at least blackmailed him but no he literally just brought candy like every day before my parents woke up. (I've been a night owl since I was six )

When Grandfather dies, life will be strange
When Grandfather dies, my whole life will change
When Grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell
'Coz I'll be fucking rich as hell.

So Grandfather die, dont keep me in suspense
So Grandfather cough, up that inheritance
So Grandfather don't, hold on another day
I love you to death, but I gots bills to pay.

A stroke would be nice,
Disease would be cool,
I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
I'll party with Heff, I'll dine with the Queen,
So whats say we unplug that machine.


Stephen Lynch - Grandfather

>knows he is kill soon
>wants to die
>still smiling for grandsons gay picture
Can you imagine when all these sjw and sissy types are dying in 50 years
>its nooooooot fair
>the patriarchy made me die
>I'm not dying because I'm 600lb overweight you're oppressing me
They're gunna fuckin whine and whine and whine that's why I got respect for old people they don't moan they just get shit done

>50 years

15 is more likely but with technology I think soon they'll be able to keep the hamplanets alive for the normal period