ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!

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or dont idgaf

i'm not human

is anyone really though?

got a secret : knew \b before those stupid secret thread, but shhhhhhhhh

I have sex with my dad but we live as a couple so everyone thinks i'm just dating some older dude who's rich and doesn't pay all that much attention to it. We also don't have any neighbors for about 2km.

so you knew about Sup Forums before it even existed? psychic? time travel?

I sometimes go on tumblr to browse art.

pics or it didn't happen

I let my best friend fuck my gf

Why?

I use females all the time, just now i decided not to give a fuck, so i sent my dick pics to a selected few who i thought wouldnt flip out. So far two people replayed and said its huge kek

Why would i post pictures that might ruin my life?

I fap to bestiality

I suppose it's technically a secret, since no-one else knows.

I write erotica and sell it on amazon.

I like to watch

I had drunken gay sex once about 2 years ago not to proud of it

I hate feminazis, but Sup Forums makes me hate men a little. Especially when i see women hate thread. I find it funny at first because they're that pathetic but then i remember it's not ironic.

>was raped by cousin from 5-10
>I think I might be bisexual
Unrelated. Cousin was girl.

Ill get killed if anyone in my city heres my music

soundcloud.com/officialyungmas/panda-remix

Hook up with her anymore?

I only sleep at uni for about three hours a day because I'm always studying. I want to place top of my class and make enough money that I can pay off all of my parents debts and buy them a new house.

You live n Afghanistan or some shit

For our amusement.

What's the worst we could do really?

Cheated on my girlfriend 7 times

Not really a secret more of a life goal. Good on you buddy someone from this website has to make it.

i used to mess around with a cousin of mines, i do miss doing stuff with her. we see each other on holidays, what do?

I fake my age on a dating site to meet MILFs before admitting I'm 25. Then keep the conversation going pretending I'm genuine until I get to fuck and never message again.

No we haven't even mentioned it before. She is kind of dykey now.

Also, even just hugs are awkward as fuck for me still.

I enjoy spanking girls and boys.

I fucked my cousin when I was 17

I'm a middle school teacher, and a female student of mine sucked my cock and licked my balls two days ago. Still not sure if I should flee the country.

one of my aunts molested me when i was 12. the other one came on to me when i was 15. these two were blood related. the third aunt, who isn't blood related has repeatedly hit on me throughout childhood/teens/adulthood. other members of my family have come on to me stronger too

Pic related?

Prove it

Im a cop and pic related

I want to sniff a qt girl's stinky feet

Gt?

I can cum without touching my vag.

I was drugged and forced to participate in a sex party. I was in a pretty committed relationship at the time. I was chained to a bed for about 10 hours and forced to cum about 9 times.

That is unbelievably hot but you know the rules...

If that's a picture of her, you should stay and see how far you can take it.
God damn jail is worth it for that.

Nice dubs, but no. I'm not going to post pics because I know how fucking scary you lot are in tracking people.

I think I won't provide more proof, in case I get tracked.

Pic not related but enjoy.

Oh i don't know, how about all those times Sup Forums has exposed someone causing them to have their life ruined. Like finding out their info, sending shit to their friends/family. Like that guy that put on his sister's panties or that time when some user jacked off to his mom or something and someone photoshopped shit and sent it to her. Plus my dad is kind of a known figure, he'd probably be recognized by at least 1 person. So no thanks. Call me a liar instead. I busted my ass to get to where i am now, physically and mentally.

get a yearbook picture fagit
>inb4 it's some fat tard that's in the special needs class

did she at least look like this?

9/10 god damn, brah

It's story time.

When I was 16 i took the v of a girl(sis's best friend) on her 12th bday. She wanted it to be natural so no condom. It was painful for her so I was really gentle, mostly just made out while I was all the way in her. Really wanted to just fuck her hard but I refrained. fucked her quite a few times later on also.

Same tbh, having a hard time finding anything though

Ha you're going to get arrested

I don't post on websites unless I'm on uppers. Then it becomes mandatory.

Fag

shit man... how did he start? Did he molest you as a child or as a hot teenager?

My biggest fear is having a hot daughter... How could I keep my eyes off of her sweet teenage tits and ass when Im an old disgusting fart by then
lel, the struggle is real

who feels me?

i am a premature ejaculator. haven't had sex in like 3-4 years because of that. too embarassed.
and it's really a shame bcz my dick is like 9/10

How?

Seriously. Could I do this to my wife?

...

That's a child, I hope you get hit by a bus

I lold

oh man... even with condoms? try putting on two(?) Dude sometimes I can't even cum with a condom on... fucking cutfag problems

back to 9fag

I still rinse out my shampoo with my eyes closed.

Incest is pretty hot, had a crush on my older half sister but grew out of it. Good on you for achieving a satisfying lifestyle, don't suppose you'd like to share some stories

i let my older sisters rich as fuck gay friend and some of his other friends lure me to rome and use me in just about every sexual way you can imagine for the entirety of spring break when i was 17
im not gay but 50000 dollars is alot of money

i pretended i entered and got selected for a contest to be a consultant for a new teen sitcom over there about americans coming to live abroad and just never let on how much money was in my new bank account
never told anyone, and for anyone curious no i would not do it if i could make the choice over again, was not prepared for how mentally fucked up it would make me.
ended up wasting most of the money on a wasted college education and a shitty car

>ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
I wanna fugg the bunny. And so does Pepsi Co.

Male or female?

i come in literally three thrusts
i really don't want to mutilate my dick but i think there is no other option in the future
still have to try those anesthesia condoms

nah. if so it would have already happened in the past 10+ years

He never molested me or hurt me in any way. I started feeling attached to him since i was 8. My mom took me to therapists but it didn't help. When i was 16 i told him how i felt because i was suicidal so decided fuck it. He said he wanted to wait til i'm 18 to make sure it's not just a phase. We fucked on my 18 birthday.
Don't worry, everyone has this thing in their mind that can't see someone they're related to as attractive/fuckable. Some people are missing it, (like me and my dad) and do shit.

Try viagra, I know it's for ED but it helps me not cum until I want to. Get a female doctor, they love prescribing it in my experience.

Daddy fucked me and I loved it

I sleep nekid.

Thanks i'm really glad i managed to. What kind of stories? Embarrassing or sexual?

dont fucking cut off anything off your dick bro, whatever those other cutfags in here write.
While it's true, that you'll last longer, it's just because you will lose your fucking true senses by a lot and thus you will not experience the full potential of those sweet pussy juices.

Try jerking off with lots of lube and stopping right before you cum. It will take some getting used to, but it's the perfect training for premature ejac.

good luck dude.

DONT FUCKING CUT OFF shit off your dick for a stupid reason like that. (I had to, for medical reasons)

Male, but i look really feminine.

No real pics. So far it looks like it can be kept quiet, and I value my job.

She's not a tard. She's doing fine at school and she's a very fit runner.

Maybe it's a little disappointing, but I kind of thought she looks like an underaged Beata Undine.

Sure.

>Be middle school PE teacher
>One student needs to pass her PE fitness test, but has terrible endurance for running
>coaches her and asks her to join my after school running club
>fitness improves and passes first term test, but she stays in running club
>hangs out with me a lot, just happy to be making a difference
>oblivious to her advances at first
>when light bulb turned on, was too weak to resist cute young girl
>2 days ago for some reason no one but her showed up for after school running
>didn't run, got balls drained by her mouth in the equipment room instead

2 nights ago I made a thread asking for various advice on what do because I was, and kind of still am, very scared. Still debating whether I should run to Mexico.

And before anyone tells me PE teachers have to be the same sex as the students, it differs from districts and schools, and my classes were co-ed.

Molested my sister when I was 14, she was 8.

It doesn't seem like it fucked her up, but I still regret it.

Either or, let's hear em

I have had a girlfriend for five years and we have a son yet there is a group of women I flirt with and receive naked pictures of them just because I can i usaully ask for boobs then ask for more one girl has even sent me a video of her using a toy some have made offers of sex but I've turned them down it feels so good to have the power over them what is wrong with me

im a diagnosed psychopath and no one knows except for my parents

You lucky ungrateful bastard

Pee all over my cousins face when we showered together

I don't love my fiance anymore. I only pretend so there won't be any problems in my life. I'm too tired of starting over.

thank you for this info.
I hope you two are happy. Life's too short not to be.

Do you have feminine penis that looks really good and bouncy when riding big daddy cock?

is doing that really a thing or did you just make that shit up?

them and your home room teacher right?

if your talking about the jerking thing
hes talking about edging look it up
might help, but it really didnt help me. only thing that did was some numbing cream and a supportive gf who was cool enough to let me work on it as along as i sastified her other ways

doing what, man? The jerking off thing? Of course it is and it works.

wait... that was you who made that thread? I brushed over it but thought it was just a shit thread. take pics next time faggot

I feel like I beat the system because after 25 years of work I'm about to go on SSDI for Autism.
Turns out, in reality, I'm just fucking Autistic.

In 2004 I got a 2 year sentence for armed robbery by claiming I was coerced. I wasn't. I planned it all and they guy I blamed got 20 years. And I kept all the money. He died in prison last year. I have a great life. Lol

here's my secret.when i'm out i use this.hey it works.hit it with a shot of axe and nobody's the wiser.

Nice man.

It wasn't even worth it, just touched the outside of her vag while I jacked off.

I did fuck a 15 year old when I was 19 though, that shit was so fucking cash. I even have pictures and videos for personal enjoyment. She had loli body-type and everything. She still looks 9 even thought she's of legal age now.

>home room teacher
no one.

good luck man
once your on, you cant get off. congrats on having that on your record for the rest of your life i guess

Tracking you now. Thanks user.
-FBI-

We hazed pleges to the point where we losg one of them in a forest.

i guess your missing the part where i was calling you an edgy eighth grader

>Beata Undine

it's not disappointing. You lucky son of a whore, Im so jelly

share some of those pics you mentioned.
The ones where she is 18 of course...........

sharing is caring m8 y u di dis to us

Prove it