Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
>Moar shitposting please edition

>discuss stuff
>shitpost if you really want the thread bumped
>have fun

Anastasia claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/XF_LTsQqh9U
youtu.be/Tzb0_qQWioQ
i.4cdn.org/f/hat.swf
youtu.be/etHVz3ybuTc
youtube.com/watch?v=tffVlvSQOjA
youtu.be/wtJcLWeY114
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Rumia claimed, darkly

sachi claim

Shit
I was gonna bake

I see! but whats her catchphrse?
>pushes his luck sometimes
Sounds like somebody who needs to learn lol
Oh hell yeah, Im gonna do that when I get one
You wouldn't just sleep with it? like not cuddle but just have it there?

Also claiming

Going to read some of mai waifu's manga

Akiko claimed

Hey guys, I'm too busy today to stay in the thread but I'll bump in every now and then

youtu.be/XF_LTsQqh9U

Gotta go fast

That's an interesting claim

Rumia's catchphrase is "Sou nano ka?", which is just "Is that so?".

It's not the best catchphrase, but if Japan thinking Na no Ka = 7th of the Month = Rumia's Day I won't complain.

Cya later Yotsuba user

Im a rock.

Well yeah sleep with it but not hide it/ stuff in my closet.

That's a cute, soft looking rock

Happy Rumia day

Hiya Homu


I'm just too caught up taking care of my pupper and cats, doing the lawn and cleaning the house but I'll keep my browser open and let you guys know I'm alive

Quick Yuno claim before bed

Sorry I disappeared earlier... had to wank and do some chores

I'm as hard as a rock but I am not a rock itself.

Hey Rumia. I feel more like one of those generic rocks that you wouldn't even notice because there are so many that look the same.

Good night.

Have fun with your chores Akibro.

Aw... right... Hey there Squidgrill.

Thanks!

At least wanking isn't a chore.

Goodnight, Yuno!

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Hey peaches! glad to hear your busy
Thats kind of weird though process haha, but then again aren't all anumus a weird though process
I'd only hide it if I was still living where I am now/knew I was gonna have people over

-chen

morning everyone, how are you guys???

Goodnight nigg! Sleep well :)
Oh fuk

At the same time right?

Hey there homura! I do like my shrimp grilled though...

Rory claimed

Ayy
>you know who it is

Every spliff I roll
>I roll it big

You're a unique and pretty gem, Homura user, don't compare yourself to rocks

True... If anything, don't we love 2D because they are so illogical?

Good morning, Kagamin!

Welcome back, Rory

Rocks are gems in pre-compression. Just like diamonds were once a lump of coal.
Thanks for the welcome, decided to dodge the shitposting.
Generic rocks can stop humanity from reaching the stars though.

Just like I wouldn't be able to do that to a real waifu, I wouldn't be able to do that to a 2d waifu

Doing good. I'm listening to music and posting. Degeso

You bet I will!

You're scarying me.

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exactly! I love the imagination of it all

youtu.be/Tzb0_qQWioQ

Hey squidgrill

Gallant as ever

Hello Koko, yea I'm quite busy today but it's for the sake of Sunday which when I can just sit on my ass all day and post while eating peaches

Heya Rory

hi rumia!! how are you doing today??
sounds fun, what'chu listening too??

Based Erwin is claimed

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>keeping the game strong
Heya, doppelganger
Sup Chen
Sup Rommel

I wish I could stop myself from thinking like that.

Thats a nice way of thinking... but having everything blow up wouldn't be too bad.

Oh snap... you should already know im not good with compliments.

I was tempted to do the same.

I made it through by watching this:
i.4cdn.org/f/hat.swf
and thinking of Rory

Good, thanks. Weekend hype! Starting to get sleepy, though. 4AM here.

How are you?

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You know it

Nor do I expect you to. Your attempt has been noted however

Just chillin, wishing I was guiding my StuG to glorious battle with my tankfu.

Good ol metal. This one is calm though.

Hey akiko, what are you doing Sunday? Other than mothers day stuff.

is it friday there for you, or saturday??
sounds like you're gonna have a good weekend, im doing awesome rumia!

Taking a break from the manga

So you'd treat it like a 3D waifu?
>you bet I will!
will....what?
Nice! Heres to sunday then!
HEIL FUHRER

I don't know what circumstances cause you to feel like a rock, Homura...

But here? On /waifu/ with us? You're beautiful, babe!

Shiki claimed

Smug game stronk

i like that album title, kinda reminds me of another album....

Both? I suppose even I can't deny it's Saturday now.

I'm glad to hear you're doing well! I'll osmose some of that good energy and do my best to enjoy the weekend. :3

Akiko!

in a certain perspective, waifus are a selfish thing but then again ..

youtu.be/etHVz3ybuTc

I'll probably be lying on my ass coding and posting away. I'm at my dad's place atm and I'll see my mom next week so no real mother's day stuff for me. Kinda gets me down but I'll give her a call of course

Hey Yotsuba

Yeah, kinda sad I won't see my mother but I'll give her a call and give her something nice when I see her again
>tfw only have 30 bucks to buy food for 2 weeks so can't buy something for her right now

Mako
you got unb&, great
Ever figure out what was wrong?

Mako!

>QuickMemo filenames
Are you Liu?

I will . Not sleep of course. Although I should.

Reroute to remain?
Its a very good album in my opinion but maybe not a genre for all.

Cheers.

Thanks. Not even here I am beautiful for everyone but thats too much to ask.

Lain dat you? I don't think its selfish at all... you're dedicating yourself for a fictional character for some hope.

youtube.com/watch?v=tffVlvSQOjA

i like that too, but i was saying more of the fourteen songs of the concious mad

Yotsuba!
No, not really my ip is dynamic so...

Oh no! Is it her birthday or something? and im sure she'll understand :)
You'll oh fuk? sounds like the opposite of sleep

youtu.be/wtJcLWeY114

I'm no regular poster in waifu threads

No just same mobile i guess

You could be a regular poster - imagine the benefits!

Ah sorry, my mistake.

Holy shit
I just now noticed that,

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There can be only one

That's ok. Father's days are like that for me so I get you degeso.

Ah yeah, I mean I know albums aren't perfect so there's usually like 2 or 3 songs I dislike. But god! This album doesn't have one song I dislike.

I took a long nap since I was exhausted from work. I'm not too tired by I can sleep.

Hi Rory, how are you?

>Hoping I will one day meet the emissary of the sea.
Fuck me.

How does one manually change ip?

claimed

>How does one manually change ip?
If your router has dynamic IP its as simple as shutting it down for 5 minutes. Don't forget to delete your browser cache because the "ban" will be there too.

You could be a sailor. Lots of those in /waifu/

Welcome Ichigo!

What you don't... Wha? That's bull

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benefits...

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We don't want to shitpost in your thread, Judy user? That'd be mean

Mine is dynamic. However one time I shut it down for a solid 2 hours before rebooting it and jack shit happened

I do have sea legs... I only need a sea waifu now.

rip sleep and skittles

Claiming Maki

Kek
>Seryu claimed

N-non lewd benefits...

That sucks. Some routers allow you to reset IP or manually attribute one to each MAC through their interface.

long naps are awesome, if your tired why don't you sleep?
Cute
What?
>trying to drown out your parents sex noises.gif

Ika is a fine sea waifu - or do you want a shipgirl waifu?

>when you wanna jam but the floor is lava

oh god!!! that's a good filename, lol

im back

Welcome back, Tomoko!

Twigs is that you?

hello tomocauliflower, how's it going???

oshit
you do remember

lost

and

lost

yo
probably not
it goes

Youtried.png

Brutal

woops sorry

So your not twigswonderland?

Holy shit! Kek'd so hard from that file name. After I inserted mine, of course degeso

I've tried 5 different times and all failed. I have since given up on changing it. I also can't change it through the IP browser thing that all ips have.

Long naps are great. But apparently it was long enough for my body to consider it sleep so I'm not too tired.

Of course she is! But will never happen...

Yo