I put my sister's bullet vibrator in my ass and now I can't get it out.
I thought I would be able take a shit to remove it, but it won't come out. It went too far in. I can't reach it with my fingers. It has been inside me for over an hour and a half and I've already cum 5 time. I'm starting to get really sore. It hurts.
What do?
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Go to the doctor, fucking retard, anal play rule #1 is make sure it cant get stuck
kys
You have to go to the hospital man.
I don't want to go to the hospital. It would be way too embarrassing. My whole family would know. I'd never hear the end of it. There has to be some other way to get this thing out of me.
its sideways,
try using another dildo to knock it loose
don't forget to take pics of the xrays so you can share them with us when you get home.
Not without causing more damage, Sorry to tell you but the hospital is your only option
Hospital or keep it in faggot
Ask your sister to help you remove it. She is probabley looking for it. You've been bad for hiding things that don't belong to you.
Make sure to post results.
try squeezing like you take a shit
Take a laxative
Use a butt plug to loosen your asshole, then use another didlo to knock it out
Top kek
jump up and down and wiggle your ass around while using a second dildo
try to wiggle it out
I guess you could just leave it in there until it creates a blockage and puts your life in danger. There are always options, OP. BTW if you're over 18 the hospital cannot legally share your information with your family. You could make something up.
God I love this place.
>I thought I would be able take a shit to remove it
read!
Do not take a laxative! It'll stay stuck and you'll feel shit building up and it'll get more dangerous due to blockade
OP, you could legitimately die. Just go to the hospital. They've seen this a million times, nothing new for them. At least you have an actual sex toy in you and not a cucumber or a flashlight.
.....continue idiot - it won´t work the first time
Laxative brah. Or just wait for peristaltic action to push it out again. How far up is it? It has to be further than your colon if you cant get ut out.
This, knock it out the other end
Squat in the shower. After squatting awhile it will probably come out.
Live your entire life with it.
Im dying lol
>Slice your stomach open
>Get it out
>Hide it
>Go outside
>Tell parents you got nabbed by a nigger
>Dissolve vibrator in hydrofluoric acid
>Sniff the fumes
Go to hospital idiot. They deal with that stuff everyday and I am sure they will understand that telling your family is something you would wish to avoid. Health beats embarrassment. anyway.
My sides hahahahahahaha I can't breath "whats that buzzing noise ?", "Nothing" ( oh god why does my sisters toy feel so good)
its south parks food up the ass logic at work
he'l shit it out his mouth in about 8 hours
This
that's what you get for being a fucking degenerate
Does your dad have a grill?
>Sniff the fumes
Kek
yeah this will work
basicly squat down butt cheeks on your heels and lightly try to poo until it comes out, evey 15-20 mins if it hasnt come out stop trying to poo, stand up for a minute or two and then squat again
repeat
Pics or it didn't happen
OP try this! also let us know how your sisters pussy tastes
This
OP was driving to the hospital but comedically cums a 6th time and crashed into a sex shop.
I don't think I need too see that,no...none of us need too see this bro..
the only thing he'l be tasteing is his own asshole/digestive fluids
I'm not gay.
Hahahahahaha
This and shit with the force of a thousand suns
where u think u are?
While all gays are degenerates, not all degenerates are gay.
This!!
Actually doctor patient confidentiality, doesn't matter what age
Also OP go see a fucking doctor, they see
this shit all the time, don't even worry about it
they have seen worse
Just go to the ER or something
>put hamster up your ass
>???
>have hamster come out your mouth with dildo
>profit
Go the the hospital and tell them you slipped and That your ass has been in pain since, they'll believe your story.
Old Sup Forums rule. Pics or its bait.
Put a chlorine tablet in your ass and add some rubbing alcohol. Wait a few seconds with your ass closed and it should help.
>let us know how your shit tastes.
Nigga your sister will know when she look for her vibrator.
OP, maybe this will help you. It's from reddit, but I assume that you're desperate:
reddit.com
Get a short hose, stick one end up your ass and the other end in your mouth and suck that fucker out. Instead of siphoning gas you're siphoning ass. Good luck!
Stop right there!
How did you find out about this comment?
Did you find it while browsing Reddit?
beautiful, send lemmiewinks to work
I'm on my parent's insurance. They would have to pay the deductible.
omg this. lol
No, I meant you're a degenerate for putting a dildo in your ass
>seeking advice from reddit
That's pretty desperate
Sup Forums, I'm not a fag like you bro, just saying
Put air in your ass, it will unstuck the thing
and kids thats why you shouldn't stick things up your arse
yes, you really are.
I can understand you not having come to terms with it yet, but you're definitely gay.
Fucking chlorine tablet in ass. my sides
i think a dildo is probz the least degenerate thing to put in your ass
Dubs confirms sound poo hole advice
Buy a new vibrator for your sister.
...
Can you just imagine the op, sitting there on his computer patiently waiting for answers while a gentle buzzing sound is coming out if his ass.
>siphoning ass
kek!
Get into the shower. Put baking soda in your ass. Then put vinegar in your ass.
Try to hold it in for as long as you can.
No. A finger is. When mechanical devices are introduced, you're stepping it up a notch on the degenerate scale
im not jacking off to it, it would add a potency to the story and thread if we had evidence this really happened
you have to swallow another dildo, it will push the assdildo out then. + drink coffee
also sit on the toilet like you would take a shit in the woods
It hurts. It's not fun any more.
And Sup Forums isn't cancerous?
ohmyfuck
Sounds like a regular Saturday morning for OP, you should just get your boyfriend to take it out.
what about handle of a screwdriver with condom on it for slick surface and safety?
Seriously, just go to the hospital.
Too bad nobody see's that this is bait.
Google.
Why is Op always a fagot?
who cares its fuuny
ye press it out while breathing like a preggo woman (u have to press AND breath at the same time)
You should Google how to fist yourself and see if you can grab it
Use the sherk OP
There are 42 posters and 90 replies on this thread.
Half of this thread is just same fags
is this the same fuck tart who "put a sausage" up his ass? kys
Drink bleach, it will clean the vibrator out
>22 Objects People Have Actually Lost In Their Ass - Buzzfeed
Kek
dude stop being a pussy and shit it out. who cares if you make a mess youll clean it later. dumbass. just relax your asshole and push.
please God let this be real
please God let this be real
please God let this be real...
kek
You're fucked then, you have to go or they might have to perform an emergency anal scooping