any soldiers on Sup Forums? do you like the lifestyle, how badass are your platoons or squads. stories etc.
personalty i fucking love the conscript lifestyle, do badass shit ive dreamt about doing since i was a kid during the week and getting shitfaced during the weekend. get loads of chicks because uniforms help you with that stuff. and being whipped into shape isnt a bad thing either.
ill share a story, my platoon leader and two of his squads where battling one of our more operative divisions and they where kicking their ass even tho they where two squads vs a battalion. but anyways my platoon leader is attacking a mg nest then runs out of ammo mid charge, draws his knife and takes out the nest and grabbing a human shield in the process. i have so much respect for that crazy son of a bitch. keep in mind that i'm a scrubby conscript from a pretty shit tier battalion so the badassness will be a bit lacking
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Jace White
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Gavin Walker
soldier = puppet
/thread
Grayson Sanchez
>/threads his own post An hero is only option
Brody Sullivan
who fucking cares, stop sounding like a rebellious 14 year old
Juan Butler
>i'm a dumb man with no ambition : the thread
THAENKS FOR UR SERVISSE SERJEAN
Charles Robinson
I'm guessing you chose to be a puppet instead of getting an education you barely literate fuck. I'd have respect for soldiers if they were fighting a real war where peoples lives were being threatened for no reason eg the ww# but now you guys are just fighting the Jews holy wars
Jason Stewart
if you don't serve the 4th reich, then you serve the devil
Josiah Cook
He's telling you stories m8.
Oliver Hill
Ignore the post user it /threaded its own post its opinion is invalid
Kayden Watson
...did you just type all of this so you could, maybe, bait someone or are you actually this fucking stupid?
Anyways, 9/10 if troll (for your effort) 6/10 if new copypasta
Evan Moore
Newfag confirmed
Chase Murphy
Most people probably wouldn't enjoy being a soldier. It's a hard, stressful job where you get told what to do all the time, and you're not even allowed to wipe your own arse incorrectly.
Jordan Myers
>new
Ian Rodriguez
Well, why would someone order you to wipe your arse incorrectly after all?
Brody Edwards
You sounds like an excitable little child. I think you've found your perfect profession, faggot.
Robert Gonzalez
>fuck me >top fucking kek
By the way sonny, kek is a corruption of lol which stands for 'laugh out loud'. You'll get the hang of it eventually kid.
Michael Kelly
the real newfag
Adam Reyes
dont even have a bait picture for this
Jayden Cooper
This thread is pure newfag cancer. Sage in all fields.
John Lopez
Op I'm a soldier
Grayson Gray
guess heaven died of cancer?
Brayden Gonzalez
dubs confirm
Luke Gonzalez
Heaven died of cancer on this site a long time ago my friend.
James Harris
but i thought robots are immune to cancer?
Grayson Reyes
Gorilla warfare hahahaha
Jordan Miller
>gorilla warfare >posts a guerrilla
Anthony Sanders
Proof i guess?
Austin Lee
Here ya go Sup Forumsud
Joseph Johnson
It's a guerrilla gorilla idiot
Easton Campbell
Proof of what? I see nuffin
Levi Reyes
Exactly, opsec bitch
Cooper Evans
>Those hands
Fucking niggers
Hunter Hill
This was durring the night faggot, and this image is zoomed and have you heard of a soldiers tan?
lol not OP but I got a degree, became third in an international company then binned it off to join the military.
Normal life is really not that great, think about it for a while
Ethan Sanders
Kek, go lynch yourself faggot
Kayden Ramirez
I love you bro
Nolan Gomez
No one asked for proof
David Cooper
Love you Bro
Nathan Harris
Love you Bro too much
Henry Phillips
Fuck you. /Thread your own post like a fucking cunt. Even newfags know better.
John Allen
US Marine corps infantry, currently in Australia, you'll make some good friends, do some badass shit, get in the best shape of your life and be part of a proud 'brotherhood', then again you'll get the fuck hazed out of you, carry more weight then what you weigh, you'll hate PT and alot of people, stay in the field for months sometimes, and the stupid shit out weighs the good shit sometimes. If you do it, you better learn to love your job. And alot of the time you will love it.
William Garcia
Im glad people are calling that shit out on here. Thanks b0$$
Colton Bennett
Man, soldiers really turn into babies when they're insulted
Aaron Morales
Parade rest motherfucker
Jaxon Taylor
>USMC >0-1 >Just finished TBS >Soon to be Tank Commander Fag
Adrian Young
When i was a kid I wanted to join the military when I grow up. But then I grew up and realized, that I don't want to be a welfare queen.
Leo Hernandez
>Dude's go in as USAF ICBM Missileer's >Get out to do 100k+ a Year at Civilian Plant Jobs >0/10 Post is invalid >Post invalid