Gayest thing that you have done as a straight man

gayest thing that you have done as a straight man

plus point for no regret.

gave a bum some money.

Jerked of to trap porn because the guy who was posing as a girl was actually really hot with makeup

I once wore a salmon pink shirt.

when i was 16 me and my friend got some ectasy pills, ended up sucking each other cocks

started browsing Sup Forums.

Had gay sex.

I've gotten blown by a 16 year old kid and a guy in his twenties. Met both of them online when I was horny and really needed to bust a load.

played hide the penis with the boys I babysit

started licking the tucked away penis, turned into full on ass licking

>slime girl monstergirl porn
>it´s weastern style
i puked.

Either jerking off to pictures of guys, jerking off while wearing womens clothes, or fingering my butthole while jerking off. Dunno which is gayest

Jerking off to pictures of guys obviously

Met an older chubby bear on craigslist. Used to come over, smoke a couple bowls and then I'd deep throat him and suck his balls. Said it was the best head he ever got. Tfw a straight guy sucks dick better than faggots do

Womens clothes
Fingering while jerking off is not technically gay because its a form of self pleasure.
And gay porn is just gay porn

Once jacked off to bailey jay, i was filled with regret as soon as i realized what i was doing

as a straight man, nothing really

as a kid I let another kid touch my dick once

browsed Sup Forums

>gay thing: clocked in at my daily job.
>no regrets: clocked out.

oh wait, you beat me to it...

you're all faggots, you know that right?

>Tfw a straight guy sucks dick better than faggots do

That makes you a faggot bitch, or at least faggot tendancies, come out of the closet already

...

Took this picture of myself.

I was a skinny little shit back then. Now I am swole AF.

>Now I am swole AF.

What a shame...

Jerked off into my own mouth last night, which isn't easy to do when you're fat

This is probably the gayest thing I've ever heard

>Straight guy
Honey I got news for you...

>swole AF
what do you bench, nerd?

Your mom.

Yes, that much.

My mom is only 103 pounds though.

...yes.

that's OK, we all start out at the bottom
you'll be benching 135 pounds soon enough

>2013 +3
>using your mom jokes

>doing this
>ever

Check out this butthurt cunt over here.

OP, your thread sucks.

Fingered my own ass while I fapped. First time experiencing prostate stimulation was rather pleasant because I had oil handy.

Sucked dick and swallowed cum. No regrets

protip chicks are weird looking with super short hair, usually... I suspect the two are linked
> holes a hole is a hole

Sucked off a black dude I met on craigslist

dicks

trick question homo schizophrenic fag

Fucked my ass with these

Sucked my dick and fingered my ass

It didn't really feel all that good.
I thought the idea behind it was hot but it was meh in the end.

I once sucked my own dick. Felt alright but wasn't worth the back pain.