Just a question

just a question,

why do we spam and desu ylyl threads and not fur, zootopia, and other shit threads? why are humor threads the bane of our existence but shit tier virgin newfags allowed to populate the front page with no backlash?

because, reasons

it just makes me angry that it's harder and harder to find something actually humorous on this site. fucking millenials ruin literally everything

I completely agree

Lol fuck you asshole cunt, shove an orange pear up your ass

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ok

because they are the same guys that spam ylyl with bananas and desus?

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fair point

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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "random" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

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FUCK OFF

sOoOoO fucking edgy dude wow

United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.

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Nope.

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go spam threads you don't like yourself, faggot.

>boo hoo waah why don't the treads i don't like get spammed? why does my favourite cancer thread get spammed?

This.

But we need to branch out to normie shit threads at some point. Like another 5-7 weeks Sup Forumsro?

>branch out to normie shit threads
like the one we're in

Go back to your trap thread you fucking homo

Sure why not.

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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓾
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Kek

Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for Sup Forums's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for Sup Forums's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for Sup Forums's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.

The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight

Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.

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I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town

Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning

Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time

We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word

When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

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i spam that shit. i could use a little help.

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With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of Sup Forums: Population >9000

Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply

At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high

The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in Sup Forums
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the Sup Forumsro's, stains their veins

Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back

Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...

Yo, Sup Forums, let's kick it!

Ice Ice Desu, Ice Ice Desu

All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Suiseki is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play

If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu Suiseki
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu

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>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all

>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"

>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine

We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save Sup Forums
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"

For I oh so love Sup Forums
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon

Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive

Maybe we've seen so much funny shit our expectations get to high

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Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them Sup Forumsoundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head

Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsros
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

...

Suiseiseki marschiert in Feindesland,
Und singt ein Desulied.
Ein Schütze steht am Wolgastrand,
Und leise summt er mit.
Wir pfeifen auf Unten und Oben,
Und uns kann die ganze Welt
Verfluchen oder auch loben,
Grad wie es ihnen gefällt.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Desu der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Sup Forums,
Wir kämpfen für Suiseiseki,
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.(x2)
Wir kämpften schon in mancher Schlacht,
In Nord, Süd, Ost und West.
Und stehen nun zum Kampf bereit,
Gegen die Newfag Pest.
Desu wird nicht ruh'n, wir vernichten,
Bis niemand mehr stört Sup Forums’s Glück.
Und wenn sich die Reihen auch lichten,
Für uns gibt es nie ein Zurück.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Desu der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Sup Forums,
Wir kämpfen für Suiseiseki,
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.(x2)
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Sounds like you need saveing.

Let us read.
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you desufags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking Sup Forums? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.

I don't believe in magic... because if it exists... then I am in danger of being tricked into being eaten by monster desu desu. A snack for her belly for me to be digested for a thousand years in hundreds of chewed LIVE separate pieces, my soul trapped in each for the remainder of the slow 1,000 year digestion.
𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔘 𝐷𝐸𝑆𝑈 ᵈᵉˢᵘ ᴅᴇsᴜ DESU