I give up. Im getting a hooker. Been trying to stay loyal to wife. Been successful for 5 years. But ever since we had our first child, sex life went to shit. Masturbation isn't enough, needed interaction. Tried Kiking snapchatting randoms for fun, but doesn't really cut it.
I could just go to a bar, mingle and meet, but I don't want to invest that much effort, I just want sex.
Any pointers for successful backpage hookups that won't lead to arrests.
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Just talk to your wife dude.
Talk with your wife, don't be an asshole.
Express your problems with wife. maybe a deal can be made or she wont mind you fucking other women. it's not unheard of, give it a shot
Do it. Just be carful it's not a sting operation
When did Sup Forums get this sensative? Just roll the dice and find one you like dude its your dick do what you want
Fuck you faggot, don´t complain about that shit and especially not here. Do you know how many kissless virgins are on here?
>Fucking triggered
...or you could just talk to her to try and figure out what's messing your shit up, idiot.
Fucking modern Sup Forums and it's SJW's.
Seriously man, just fuck someone who also doesn't want a relationship. Whether that's a hooker or a female in similar situation.
You can talk to you wife about it if you wish. Some actually understand. Some don't,
Fuck these redditor fags man. I browsed extensively until I found a chick that had been posting for an extended period of time and using different photos in her ads. Seemed more legit than a copy pasta ad. Also try to get her to expose herself to you before money or even roses are discussed. A cop won't do that
My wife says I can fuck other women because she's insecure of losing me. She even said some of her friends are okay in a 3 way. Maybe it will happen for op as well. But I can't get myself to actually do it because I love her too much.
I've told you before man, why waste money on whores when a gooey cheesey double cheeseburger is all you need. Those warm tender all beef patties have the exact feel and texture of real vagina. Get with the new evolution of man, praise burger praise burger
Also this was literally what happened to me. She pops out a babby and even a year later sex is infrequent and shit when it occured.
How has this anything to do with social justice? I can't see a single SJW in here, you retard.
Those anons are about finding solutions for a problem, and fucking a hooker is nothing but a quick fix for something that's gonna fuck OPs shit up for years to come if not handled correctly. It's merely bros looking out for bros, and despite it's cruelty, this was always part of Sup Forums. Maybe you just need to lurk some more.
Seeking arrangement is a great alternative been using that as of lately better than backpage definitely more time consuming though much much safer and better quality though
This hahaha Sup Forums has gone soft just fuck a bitch get your dick wet OP who gives a fuck
>faggot confirmed
All i see is SJWs in here, including you.
>"just talk to your wife"
Look, I'm old as shit. "just" talking to your wife isn't always an option. Some will be OK with it, some won't. You have to know what their thoughts are.
What's seeking arrangement exactly
That's where the issue lies. Brought it up to her a couple of times. And the arguments that escalated were astounding. One of which ended with her trying to walk out with our daughter. I'm not an asshole about it, tried to explain, quite a few times. But standard is a rubberband, gets better, then worse.
I meant this for
Fuck off faggot. You lurk more. Sup Forums is shit now. If anyone wants to help they should give good advice so he doesnt get caught up with the laws or his wife.
All I see is a fucking retard who think /b has gone soft despite the presence of several gore threads each day
OP which country are you?
People should just answer the question.
That works. I'll check that out. I've heard horror stories about backpage stings. Plus I'm in the south right now, so the quality is rough
When did b get so many white knights?
I'm in the states currently
Yeah but the teens and 20s on there are much hotter than the old lady. If she is losing interest in sex then I will lose interest in her.
Then maybe you should pull your head out of your ass, mate. Shit's clearly clouding your view.
Maybe you should go into more detail then. Sex life gone to shit has a lot of faces and can have a ton of different reasons. Is it frequency? Is it lust? Is it enjoyment, passion, intimacy?
I can feel the summer coming off you
Sugar daddy website work good
You're not getting sex from your wife because you let yourself get fat and disgusting. It's horrible what you've done to your body and you deserve not getting sex. Your testosterone is low and your penis has shrunk because of it. You are suffering from anxiety and depression because you rarely exercise or go outside. Your degenerate lifestyle has let you to this point in your life where you don't even enjoy looking at yourself naked in the mirror because you're fat and have no muscle. If you want to get sex from your wife, you should immediately join a gym and alternate lifting and running.
Stfu bruh. The guy asked for hookers, not advice on his marriage.
What part of the south Iam in the same boat
T t t t t t t t trigggeredddd
Sounds like you need some burger love too. Get some beef grease on your cock and let go of all this anger. Who are you trying to defend? The wife? His morals? Give us a break this dude wants pussy not marriage advice. He needs burgers, be it the fur or beef variety.
Ooooo, a handful of #rekt threads? Absolute bismuth. I'm a summerfag of '05 son. I seent some shit. And I promise you, this site is complete trash and a mere shadow of what it used to be. When was the last time anyone had a good raid? The last lulzy thing we did was dupe oprah into talking about >9000 penises raping children. Fuck your opinion nigger
He fucked up when he decided to get married...
Most of these faggots have never and will never be in your position op. Your natural needs ofca man are kicking in. This happens. Now your story could be an excuse for what you really desire. Other woman. That's normal. It just comes down to choice do it if you really need to or talk to your wife. Natural instinct trumps marriage vows.
If parts of the phone number are spelled out, they don't want you to Google them. They are hiding something, and it's going to be a bad time.
Sup Forums was never good. Fucking summerfag.
I've considered this as well but decided that carrying the guilt wasn't worthy the new pussy at this particular junction and I am lucky to get laid once a month.
That being said I thought it all the way through - this is a financial and logistics problem. Eros. Com or whatever, finding a hot escort that is not a cop is easy; all is done with roses and the gfe experience tag; once you link simply act normal and say you want to see her tits before you discuss anything financial (under overs just need you to talk money in the right way but they can't just show their tits like a whore would). But that is not if you are worried...
They cost a lot of money most places for anything that is not horrific and then you need a place which equals more money all of which has to be off the books. And then there is the time you need to get it all done; you will have to plan the fuck out of it which completely removed any argument of spontaneity.
Gl I still haven't written it off, I'm not gonna die without certian numbers but now was wrong on every level
just find a cock sucker on craigslist for free. there are tons of us out there.
Raids are what fucked up Sup Forums in the first place, super awesome and ultra cool user
you are an ignorant faggot.
take your antiquated edge lord views somewhere else.
good luck finding anyone who will put up with you just giving shit advice just for the sake of being edgy.
op, cheaters turn me on.
How old are you?
You've heard of swingers?
Most couple want to root other people, because they lose interest in their partner. My partner and I still love each other, we just fuck others.
Wrong. 05-11ish was great. The scientology years caused a huge wave of newfaggotry the likes of which have never been seen again, but we used to care about the lulz.
Is this the new edgy of 2016? Fuuuuuck you faggets make me feel old...
Meta reverse edgy?
oh god! I am in the same boat! Im just gonna give it a little longer before I seriously consider messing around. My wife has depression and anxiety and whats it called when everything is my fault? because she has that now too
There is nothing wrong with hookers. Its a business transaction between adults.
fucking this.
shit was too high profile.
fuckin blew the lid right off this place.
>having a wife and child (probably not yours)
HAHAHAHAHA
You only find it detestable because of some ignorant sense of a moral code which is about as fragile as the people/generation who claim to have one. Morality is relative and BTR with you SJW faggot.
First of all, have you talked to your wife about it? Maybe you guys could figure something out something that would work for you both. If you really need pussy that bad, find a good whore that you can see regularly, that way its not as risky. When you start seeing different ones all the time it increases the risk. Just make sure you dont get caught, speak in code and shit, because if you do you'll lose your family. But shit man, paying child support is cheaper than taking care of a family so its up to you.
also the mental illness persistant in dystopic society is that of priority retardunce!
A cop will probably not come to your home, and probably not have you come to some other home/apartment. If the meet up place is at a hotel, you have higher odds of trouble, but that certainly doesn't mean its a cop. First, I'd make sure you do a reverse search of any images they use and see if its from somewhere else, that can be a clue its either a cop or a bullshitter. Second, when they meet you, tell them to give you a strip tease and get completely naked to start, don't say anything about sex (stripping isn't illegal). If they are a hooker, they will obviously get naked, but if its a cop they will almost certainly not, their faggot colleagues are probably watching the ordeal in a another room.
>what's is called when every thing is my fault
Being married.
>Depression and anxiety...
Being a woman you mean?
I'm fucking surrounded by them as well, on all sides; I will tell you this -- I don't understand women for the most part but women seeming understand each other and they fucking hate one another...
Raids made it worth being on here. Oprahs >9k,pools closed nationwide due to aids,schools and stadiums closed because bomb threats, and many more antics made life worth while. Cp is what fucked Sup Forums. It caused the Sup Forumsday schism. It brought the feds and sjw and really made moots life shit, thusly dicking up the site for all.
OP: old fag here, I have experience with most forms of commercial sex, if you have any questions.
Incall is the way to go. Google the phone number to evaluate and see if there are other ads with diff pictures or whatever, or search the erotic review with that #. Also, asian massage parlours, here cost $60/hr plus handie at the end for $40. Warning signs on BP are TGTBT, strange writing, etc. Let her perform a cop check, and you're golden.
Street girls...that's a whole other subject. I'd suggest doing the massage thing to start.
or his wife could just be a bitch, women do that as they get older.
The only sht that blew the lid was the sarah palin incident that made moot have to go to irl court and the cp man.
OP and others in this situation should just level with the wife, and possibly seek joint counseling. She might say she's ok with him getting his rocks off with someone else, only to nail him in an infidelity divorce suit, so that's not necessarily a safe route. Worst case, talk to an attorney. In some states, withholding of sex is grounds for divorce and would mitigate the financial damage.
did the same image because channel 4 wouldn't let me post it in one go m8.
I was in your shoes once. Married, kids, sex was almost non-existant and starfish when offered.
I didn't get a prostitute, I had affairs. Once you know how to look it's not hard - but paying up front for a pro is easier.
My best advice: Just divorce the bitch right now. Honestly, it might be scary but any cheating is likely to come out at some point, cause a divorce, and be expensive. Your kid will get over it.
THEN never marry again and have a happy sex life.
If you can't bring it to that, be very focused on safe sex. No matter what anyone here says, paying for it isn't the end of days. Don't leave a paper trail, don't get the AIDS, and don't fall in love.
Just get a fuck toy and enjoy it for that.
So many kids in this thread. This sort of thing is pretty normal, when you have kids or have been together for a long time, the sex life dies down. Taking care of kids and working has a way of leaving you tired as fuck, and most people arent in the mood when they only want to sleep. Welcome to the real world kiddos, exercising to look good doesnt fix every problem.
Build it
lazy lard ass detected
The real question is how are you going to convince your wife to take a course of anti biotics when you get a dose of the clap from a whore
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Normal for it to slow down a bit, not normal to go to once a fucking month.
>inb4 "kid" - married 21 years with more than 4 kids, still getting busy 4+ times per week
Highlighting the only good advice in this thread.
Unlikely to happen. Who's dumb enough to not wear a raincoat to the shitstorm, Afgan Ran?
Same. Shit sucks. Even worse she got fatter than when pregnant.
The wall will be build!
Time to make nigga move and go get cigarets.
get a fleshlight
You'd be surprised. I talk to so many guys who havent had sex with their wives in over 6 months regularly. A lot of couples dont even have sex once a year. Its just the way it goes, kids kill the attraction.
Maybe you should have worn a condom.
>deal with your fuck ups
Op is a faggot
>hope you get busted ir get AIDS and die slowly.
>Maybe you should have worn a condom.
Not even 100% effective.
Point made man. I've been juggling the concept. Been sticking it through for my kid.
Just go to a rub n' tug place. If they wear mini-skirts or short dresses it a winner, leave a small tip exposed when your getting ready. When you get flipped accidentally touch their thigh, it a signal. Then without discussing shit let em ask you, give nod responses, if you want more then speak up.
Married for 5 year, same shit, wife went to Vegas, but I worked. She took the kids and I was spanking it 5 times a day and it was no bueno, figured 60$ for a spank job was good just for a change of pace. I wont commit to anything more because I don't fuck around like that, but its like hiring a painter. I paid her to do what ive been doing anyways, she did an ok job though. 5/10 ,wouldn't do it again. May the odds be ever in your favor
So weak, I like a good bunk up with the wife but if she suddenly decided she never wanted to do it again if be disappointed but could live with never doing it again.
Kill yourself you faggot. You clearly don't like pussy.
Is your baby a girl?
Train her to satisfy you. Be sure to include lots of joy, reassurance, compliments, love and tender kindness at all times with her.
>Seeking arrangement
its a sugar daddy website....not for prostitutes....10/10 women expecting loads of $$ to suck your dick and not cum in their mouth or be able to put it in their asshole? fuck outta here with that shit website
AlexisIsThaBomb will send nudes make you horny
Co worker got busted from using back page. He just wanted a massage, lmao. That's what he told them. But wife wouldn't care about how much trouble you're in. In his case, a $35 fine lol.
Ask for nudes. Cops won't show nudes, would be entrapment otherwise. Get go phone for making calls. Also, a cop can lie to you about being a cop. So asking is pointless.
Don't listen to these gags. If it's been 5 years it's only gonna get worse. I have a kid and ever since my sex life has been terrible. Sex 3 to 4 times a month and not willing to do new stuff. It's the same routine sex every time. Good luck!
Have you tried ending it with your wife?
Your fucking brutal bro. BRUTAL
Why the fuck did you get married if you couldn't deal with it, you giant baby?
you just say some sickly homeless guy sneezed on you and then you scratched your balls and caught the clap
Nice dubs.
My house was like this. Then I started being the one to cook dinner some nights and get the kids to bed while my wife chilled out or chatted on the phone. Sex started happening all the time.
Hey, OP. Married guy of 5 years here too, one kid, and pretty dead sex life too.
All married men know what you're going through. We all do. Show me a man who has been faithful to his wife for over 3 years and I'll show you a man with immense self control. It's OPPRESSIVE being faithful, because women are out to try to out-slut each other more and more. Have you walked through the mall lately? Their asses are on display in what can only loosely be called pants. It's both wonderful and yet so terribly frustrating to just look and know you're trying to be a good man and ignore it.
Anyway. Enough rambling. Just saying we get it. We all want to fuck other women too, we just don't, but it gets to you after a while.
Here's my suggestion, and take 2 seconds to consider it before going down the hooker route. Even if you did avoid a police sting, you can't avoid bringing home STDs possibly, and, the guilt may turn out to be worse than you think it will be.
My suggestion is this: Have you considered a Real Doll? It was my solution. I didn't want to fuck around on my old lady, but, like you, I couldn't take it. I needed some sex that was more frequent and with some fucking variety. Laugh all you want, judge too, but that Real Doll was worth every fucking penny. Incredible. Scratched that itch.
They have Chinese knock offs on Amazon, even. You can get one for 2500-3000 bucks. Worth it, user. If you do go this way, there are two materials you will find, TPE and full medical-grade silicon. Spend the extra money for the silicon. TPE is a cheaper knock off of silicon, and it smells. It doesn't feel the same or hold up the same. Silicon is the best.
Hang in there, big guy.
>they hate each other
that made me laugh.
but no, she has clinical depression from our son being born. So basically she still has most of her pregnancy hormones...so imagine how that is. She gets angry over random shit and cries over random shit....fml
I used backpage about a dozen times. I was paranoid about it at first so I found a couple of girls I found attractive and just used them as my steady side pussy.