Get home

>get home
>see this
what do

cut that thing off and pound her holes

Low kindly panties and penetrate her

>wrong house

Eat some of that delicious cereal atop the fridge

she looks tired so quietly make some coffee for when she wakes up

>think of ways to dispose of dead body

Tidy up that kitchen.

thank her for remodling my house

call doctor

fuck her holes until i'm dry

I would say "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs

>Sorry, not my house

leave my house wtf are you doing here?!

Put a blanket over her cuz she's probably cold like that

I'd wonder when my apartment has been changed to this tasteless shithole, then proceed to fuck her of course.

underrated

Circles my walking. I must be check in map.

Tell her that she must eat all of these eggs and that I won't take no for an answer.

Throw away the chips ahoy and all other empty calorie foods. Then show her my dubs once she wakes up.

eat the last banana of course.

Can you virgins please stop fantasize about this shit? This is so fucking cringe

I bet you all think about this before sleep and want this shit happen so bad

Change your fucking apperance and your fucking personality..step up your game

I commend her for trying to seduce me in an attempt to escape punishment because she's out of the kitchen and there's no sandwich.

Look at that line between the tiles and carpet. All frayed and shit. Disgusting. It looks like Stephen Hawking made that cut with left handed scissors using his eyelid or whatever the fuck he controls his retard chariot with, the Microsoft voiced cunt.

wonder why the fuck I have porn on my fridge

Underrated? Are we supposed to applaud being a cuck?

Wake bitch up and tell her to clean her fuckign house. Then she can suck me off after she brushes her teeth.

/thread

underrated because of the reference to a hilarious old thread, you fucking idiot

What eggs tho?

push her off and lay down and watch her all sorry climb back up ontop of me

bird eggs

faggot, leave.

newfag

...

Squat down and quietly unload all the day's pent-up farts directly into her asscrack so that when she wakes up, she thinks she shat herself.

Nice reference, user!

who the fuck bought cheerios, fucking pleb taste

roll

This faggot.