ITT: Characters that are essentially you

ITT: Characters that are essentially you.

>pic related: a dark and mysterious character who isn't afraid to stand up to authority

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Who the fuck describes themselves as dark and mysterious?

This gives me cancer

An underaged faggot

Welcome to Sup Forums, faggots.

Someone thinking he is "trolling"

Edgelord

>wears some kind of fedora
Indeed it must be accurate

A sedimentarian rock born from a sheep

yep just got cancer.... thanks faggot

Basement-dwelling neck-bearder American-obese fedora-tipper

A dark and mysterious character who is always hiding from those who need to find him

C R I N G E

A suicidal retard whovonly cares about memes

A joyless piece of aluminiun in a cage

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eat shit and die

Lol edgelord detected, please motherfucker, get cancer and die. It would be doing the world a favor.

/thread

the joker is essentially me. smart, funny, cunning and not to be messed with

Summer is fucking here.

so in short you live in mommy's basement

You are the definition of cringe.

Even more C R I N G E

Powerful, handsome, and in charge.

Says the weeb. I feel sorry for your parents. I bet your father stays up at night and thinks 'Jesus Christ. What did I do wrong to make my son become a pathetic fedora who faps to furries and hentai?' then comtemplates suicide for another hour before he finally takes 4 sleeping pills to work another day.

All while you fap to typical weeaboo shit with your fleshlight. Pathetic faggot.

i really dont care.

good bait

You're both lifeless fucking faggots.

Kill yourselves you cuntbuckets of shit.

So much cringe.

angsty 14 year old detected

did daddy beat you too much?

>implying Sup Forums hasn't been a weeabo haven since 03

Lurk moar faggot

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this fucking guy

>not social
>eats sweets all day
>rarely leaves his room
>kind of smart
>obsessed with justice
>intense dark circles
>pale
>anime garbage

Welcome to Sup Forums the American image board made for discussing anime

How the fuck did you guys actually take this bait

You're literally only mad because you fell for the pretend cringe, and are a newfag.
>inb4 heheh it was actually real cringe even though they were faking hehh

ITT: bait posts that are clearly satire

>using 'inb4' to cover your own response, which in itself was clear evidence of falling for the bait.

Nice try, faggot. How's 9th grade going?

This

faggot bait bois kek

This girl

>socially retarded
>plays games nonstop
>constantly freaking out about something
>wants to get better but doesn't know how
>watches anime
>most likely depressed
>has like one friend
Except I'm a guy

i dont see myself as him, but my whole 20something years ive tried to be as goku as i can.
and i dont just mean in terms of drive and strength

basically me.
Fast, super cool, loved by all my friends.

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Kek'd

but you're fat right?

*A wild autist appears! *

You mean a delusional egomaniac?

fucking reddit shit right there

The autism was here from the start.

youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs&app=desktop

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>mentally ill
>daddy issues
>tries to be edgy but is actually sensitive
>dead inside

You sure are fucking edgy, you autist. Dark and mysterious my ass, you'll never accomplish anything useful. Kys

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An underage edgelord animu dipshit.
Also, people that wear fedoras.

>haha I didn't fall for the bait it was actually you
how

Fat faggot who has a good life on paper but can't enjoy it.

Feel free to suggest a character

High Quality bait.

Takes one to know one.

tl;dr
a nigger

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Who asked for your opinion?

autism

This is a joke right?

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doesn't matter, tits or gtfo

too drunk
young but feeling old
horrible with people
still a kind person and some wat honorable guy
too many wrong decisions

I'm like the male version of this rood chain smoking drinking crazy bitch.

I am Simon
>Used to be super shy and sorta weird
>Realizing my potential
>Got the girl
>Becoming more confident than I thought I ever could be

*Cringe*

this frog
>popular for the longest time
>so much fun
>new frog shows up
>i am nothing

And gay

Not really sure which character would be like me. I seem to have traits of different personality disorders but they are not very strong. And I think Schizotypal is the dominant one of them all. OR it might be the only one but it looks like many from my perspective.
I often think of myself as person with broken mind who is soon to become insane or something along those lines.
Most of the time I'm introvert but sometimes I get some random ideas which I spontaneously make reality. My few friends sometimes say that I'm not normal. I just hope I don't lose them because I fear that I might becoem so lonely that I no longer wish to interact with outside world.

>Beta gemini
>Went full retard to save friends from mass destruction
>Can barely form a cohesive sentence when speaking
>Annoying as hell to half of the people I meet, cute to the other half
>FUCK1NG R4D1C4L

Go see a shrink seriously , get help.

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I don't wanna. I'm afraid I'll be labeled as psycho and put under care for rest of my life. I can control myself most of the time and act normal even if it means to look really shy to others. Only thing which I can't or don't want to control is those random ideas which make my friends think that I'm not normal.

This is the most melodramatic and cringey thing I've ever read.

>I get some random ideas which I spontaneously make reality

What ideas ? And are you saying you act upon these ideas ?

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Wear sunglasses and have a big nose. My dad told me I would be cool if I stopped eating junk food like Cheetos. I showed him.

Obsessed with hebe girls and willing to marry an ugly woman to be with her daughter.

I took one of those online tests just for the sake of it because I had nothing important to do right now.
Not sure how much you can trust onlien tests but I'm not surprised either but little but concerned because I didn't expect to have high/very high on most of them.

Yes, I act upon random ideas. Mostly they are related to making myself bleed during class. Once I broke pencil lead and it was stuck in my flesh because I decided to stab myself. My friend told me "the fuck are you doing?" when I broke my pencil sharpener to get something to cut out the pencil lead.

forgot pic like the retard I am

Fedora wearing evil madcunt

Also pic

"Fapfolder"

me in a nutshell, bony, old, spooky, and iced the fuck out

does that mean you leave your wife and children for dragon balls

Umm ok look you're not gonna get locked away if you see a shrink but seriously they can help you , trust me they can actually help and you won't get locked up in loony bin they'l probably figure out the problem and maby give you some meds , it may just be a chemical imbalance.

>always zozzling
>faces of Sup Forums is favourite thread
>attractive

This guy because I will fuck pretty much anything and I like a good punch up. I too also suffer from splitting headaches from time to time.

I sexually identify as a mad magic jester who poisons people

i like rock and roll, sex and pizza in that order.

the mountain is the one who gets headaches you stupid fuck

>Faggot
>Fucks up every time


It's me

I'll probably be fine for next few months since I got some of this burden off myself.
And I think others are safe around me since I avoid doing anything that would have negative effects for the rest of my life and it includes any criminal activities. I call it "upper override" because it kicks in even when I'm drunk and I get a feeling of being sober for few seconds.

This is now a cringe thread
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