ITT: redflags for girls

ITT: redflags for girls
>she has tattoos
>she doesn't like "classical music"
>she is a registered democrat

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What a boring guy

>has tats
>dyed hair
>saggy boobs
>has an opinion on everything

Democrats are better in bed coz no Puritan republican bs

tattoos are really degenerate especially when they aren't on prison inmates and naval seamen. the other two are basic pleb filters, and it looks like you failed

>has opinion on everything

user is gay that's pretty much sums up all women

Or tats can be used as a gauge as to how awesome chic will be in the sack

>speaks when not spoken to
>opinionated
>tattoos
>piercings
>watches tv
>reads books
>not able to cook
>untidy

ITT virgins who never had a girlfriend.

>shes out of the kitchen
>she uses words like 'genderfluid', 'feminism', 'patriarchy'
>shes fat
>she has armpit hair

>dates people who browse Sup Forums

You sound like the most boring user alive, like type of dude to sit down and watch fox news with your girl instead of going to the movies

This

Kek

Find me a chick without ear piercings and I'll show you a dyke you will never sleep with

>she has a penis

Democrats women are to busy crying rape

Yes

>Or tats can be used as a gauge as to how awesome chic will be in the sack
I've fucked at least two girls with tattoos. One was great. One was terrible. Tattoos don't mean shit except that she ruined her beautiful white skin.

>op likes classical music
>op is a Republican
Wew lad, don't be so quick to put others down. You aren't looking very good yourself.

if Trump is speaking then yes every single time I watch fox news. the movies are shit these days anyways.

Thats what we call a minority of women, fuckwit

>Find me a chick without ear piercings
Had one. For some reason she thought it made her special. No idea why not having ears pierced would make you a dyke. Every dyke I know has tattoos and piercings all the fuck over. It goes well with flannel.

And how the fuck have none of you mentioned "has a kid" as a redflag?

Connor?

Investigate the subjects art if it is sexy and provocative, a little dark and OC then probably good in bed... If tats are of ponies, dates and rip, family names crisi fix or any other mainstream or gay bs, probably shit in bed

>pleb filters
democrats are way more likely to be intelligent, cultured, and well-off financially

if someone is rich enough to buy politicians (like multi-millionaire, top1% rich), then they may very well be a republican, but the rich-space in between is primarily democrats

republicans are mainly poor rednecks looking to blame everyone else for their shitty life, who fall for the lies of anyone that scapegoats someone
>pic related

>she's underage
>she's too old
>she's boring
>she's too distant
>she's dead
>she won't give blowjobs

i am not your gay friend connor
yeah democrats fuck you in the ass too buddy and you not understanding that means you are probably underage

>has no job
>on welfare
> has reputation of slut
> has turkey blaster next to bed
> supplies user with out of date condoms

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Hopefully you're ignorance isn't contagious.

democrats are way more likely to be on public assistance, racist, and social justice warriors. Democrats are more likely to appreciate communism on the whole, and will repeatedly say "that was not true socialism that failed".

No closet dyke, you have both types fat "hardcore" tat and peircing type and also clean no tats no peircings

i love women and identify as a socialist (national), have no problem with gays, minorities, and i feel sorry for liberals.

not liking foreigners? when they are in my country illegally, SURE. i have traveled to other countries and i did it legally.. i didn't overstay my welcome.

who dat gril?

milena d

>democrats fuck you in the ass too buddy

that's why clinton and obama have made this country way better during their 8 years, while Bush fucked shit up on a historic level, that led to the 2008 financial meltdown?

tell me about the worst thing that happened during Clinton and Obama's terms. clinton getting head in the oral office? terrorists attacking an embassy?

meanwhile, the worst things under bush: 9/11, invasions of two countries, a ridiculously poor response to katrina, the mortgage bubble, the 2008 financial crisis, bank bailouts for your financial slavemasters, and unprecedented consolidation of power into Bush's czars.

so how were you comparing democrats to republicans?

Oh wow Demotards blown the fuck out..

Republicans are mainly business owners looking to better themselves. They're more likely to be educated and motivated.

Democrats are more likely to continually blame the rich for all the problems in society- and whine incessantly instead of doing something about their current shitty situation.

You sound like an aspie, liking classical music, and hating tattoos and liberal women, let me guess, you're NEET?

*your

>tattoos on her chest or lower arms or any huge tattoos
>smartphone/soc media addict
>virgin
>vegetarian (nothing against them if thats how they want to live, its just a pain in the arse being in a relationship with one)
>doesnt drink/drugs at all

bill clinton fucked this country pretty bad.. you have no idea what you are talking about

also carter (democrat) fucked it up before him and reagan (republican) fucked it up worse.. and Clinton (democrat) continued the ass fucking in hyperdrive.. then bush (republican) sent us to guard israel for 8 years.

read a fucking book faggot and stop buying into red vs blue

tbh couldn't agree more about the classical music
if shes not into it but willing to appreciate it then maybe
but otherwise i cant fuck with her
youtube.com/watch?v=19mokju9ivM

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thanks Sup Forumsse there is a lot of underageb& going about in this thread

> has gone through puberty
> has an age that is in the double digits
> doesn't like candy
> doesn't talk to strangers

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>tats
>dyed hair
>democrat
>only likes coal burner music
>had a horrible break up with every ex
>plays victim frequently
>tumblr account
>Has had a relationship with a black person even once
>any sort of sjw behaviors

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and also plus I forgot
>fake tits
>lotsve make up
>never wears casual/scruffy cloths

>i agree with liberals but feel sorry for them
that made absolutely no sense

your views belie a fundamental lack of understanding of issues. that's the trump style though: provide easy-sounding solutions to complex problems, which would never actually work.

if illegals are so bad, why are they getting jobs? why don't people just not hire them - meaning they wouldn't get any money, and they'd have to go back where they came from. but the same free-market principles you jerk off to are what make illegals come here. people want cheap labor = hire mexicans. americans don't want certain jobs = hire mexicans. i'd take an illegal mexican over a nigger any day (and i'm an independent who usually votes democrat). illegals are usually way smarter, hard working, and deserving than most of the niggers in this country. if you want to fix a problem, that's who you should deport.

haha LOL a meme!! you did a meme!!
epic Sup Forumsro xD

Hers was a butterfly and some shit in Hebrew. But a BIG butterfly... like, palm sized. Right on her leg. She was the worst lay ever. Skinny and pretty (wanna be model) but she just laid there in bed like a lazy fuck. Would never get on top, couldn't even hold herself up in doggy style because her arms were too skinny. (And I fucking told her a million times that you can't be a model with tats. Then she started modeling and every photog told her to cover that shit up.)

A meme? What are you talking about?

I fuck kids. How could that have been misconstrued?

mah nigga, milena is god tier

holy shit will you boring fucks shut up about politics
you both sound like teenagers anyway ffs

I don't know what NEET is, but I am in the same boat as that user, so I guess so. I fucking go to the symphony!

> she

>a fundamental lack of understanding of issues
where exactly? you are just typing words but not actually saying anything of substance
>if illegals are so bad, why are they getting jobs?
because people illegally employ them to exploit them for less pay
wow that one greentext settles the rest of your stupid post i don't even have to type more

wow you're a total idiot

>doesnt want to fuck with me

She interested or attracted to me

np mang
im not really too adamant about the other two points (tattoo's i wouldn't mind but its preferable she doesn't have them and i dont care about political affiliation) but classical tho
i.f i cant get her hooked on it or she doesn't already like it i could never be with such an unenlightened bimbo
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yeah i am 23 and if you think politics are "boring" you probably aren't even old enough to vote and shouldn't be on this website even

this country was pretty good when clinton left in 2000. the only bad thing that really happened was the lewinsky trial.

carter was a dud, yes. he was elected in the post-nixon-ford period where people wanted a nice guy who wouldn't hurt them. carter was our rebound president.
>keep that in mind, trump supporters. don't vote for some shitbag just because he makes you feel good when he talks

reagan fucked up the economy almost as bad as bush2. the S&L crisis was a pretty good example of his financial policies. deregulation has been the biggest threat to our economy. reagan did some good shit, and his military spending did help finish off the soviet union. working around congress with shit like iran-contra was pretty sly. i think reagan's economics fucked the country pretty horrendously, but other than that, i thought he was pretty good in some ways.

but clinton was a pretty good president, overall

>Republicans are mainly businesses owners

Citation needed. Twenty dollars you'll never see says they're mostly wage cucks like everyone else.

The virgin one is surprisingly true. I don't know why some guys are all obsessed with fucking a virgin. It's not good. The one virgin I fucked was terrible in the sack, and I'm not talking about just the first time... months later she's still bad.

You don't want a whore (or at least get the whore tested) but having fucked 3 - 4 guys is really useful. She's learned a range of things that guys like and is a lot more creative.

Best lay I ever had was probably a 6/10. She was 35, unmarried, Christian girl. So she was horny as hell and super eager to please.

No
Employment,
Education, or
Training

basically a foreveralone loser who lives in his parents basement with no hope for the future

But, your post about Reagan was all wrong. His policies enabled a huge growth in GDP.

Federal revenue share of GDP fell from 19.6% in fiscal 1981 to 17.3% in 1984, before rising back to 18.4% by fiscal year 1989. Personal income tax revenues fell during this period relative to GDP, while payroll tax revenues rose relative to GDP.b Reagan's 1981 cut in the top regular tax rate on unearned income reduced the maximum capital gains rate to only 20% – its lowest level since the Hoover administration.

Under President Obama GDP has slowed to under 3% for his entire presidency, making him the 4th worst president in US history.

you did the "look at me Im so edgy am I doing it right please give me attention guys please? please??" meme. and you did it again just now.

>milena d
thanks m8. no hardcore tho

>>Has had a relationship with a black person even once
OOH, that one. I don't want to fuck some chick that a big, disgusting, black dick has stretched out.

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the average workers pay increase hasn't gone up in nearly 30 years you dumb faggot that isn't attributable to any one president but it suggests that the powers that be have been getting vastly more wealthy while everyone else scrapes crumbs
>see: trickle down economics

you are a fucking idiot for thinking any of those presidents were good because they weren't and you weren't alive to vote for reagan or carter or probably even bill so i don't know why the fuck you are talking about any of this shit
yup reagonomics totally worked, everyone agrees on that totally.

Look at how the hardcore red states are doing and come back to us, user.

>because people illegally employ them to exploit them for less pay
tell me more about how much you love the free market

republicans give you quick, easy answers that don't work. let's deregulate the market and give everyone tax breaks!
>oh shit, everyone is doing bad things! how could we have prevented this?!?!

solutions like trump provides sound good, but would be horrible if put into practice

for me its not about bedskill or anything like that, its more that if shes still a virgin past the age of about 16-17 shes obviously got some issues/uptightness about sex

Wait... seriously? I mean, I get it now, but most of the people I see at the symphony couldn't really be described as that. If you wanted to call them Richfags, or pretentious, or... I was gonna say conservatives but I think it's a political mix.

I just don't see a lot of uneducated people at the symphony and have never really heard anyone say, "I'm a high school dropout and I love classical music."

has a dick

Never heard of that one, but it sounds like something you, as a nigger faggot kike fairy fuck ass piece of shit motherfuckin cunt ass fucker minger todger fuck shit worthless piece of garbage would know about. Seems how you think I'm memeing, why don't I give you my over 9000 super 3edgy5me bringing MCR back with it's emo super win meme: kill yourself.

i love the free market
i don't like illegal action
where did trump say anything about tax breaks provide me the link right now.. he said he wasn't going to RAISE taxes... because why the fuck should people be paying more taxes when large corporations get subsidized?

Bullshit. Nearly all business owners are registered democrats.

tfw Republicans are intelligent enough to run a business.

>huge growth in GDP
because of military spending and a massive financial deficit...

#bullsonparade

i forgot to mention those corporations are multi-national and now owned by anyone person so to speak

chink businessmen get better tax breaks than americans, WoW!

Real red flags that actually happened to me:
Has never had sex
Doesn't like the idea of sex
Has very dry pussy
Says I treat her like a piece of ass
Has three kids
Has no job and doesn't want one
Says her boss is hitting on her (every boss everywhere)
Likes to control EVERYTHING
Says she is traumatized by past events
Says she married every guy she fucked
Says she had an 8 year affair
Mad about being a woman
Etc.

>if shes still a virgin past the age of about 16-17 shes obviously got some issues/uptightness about sex
That's totally true. She probably grew up in a Christian conservative home like I did. (I'd probably stretch your age limit to college, though. Lots of girls are just shy and lose it then, but def any girl past, say, 20-21?)

There's a boomerang, though. Those girls are super conservative in their 20s, but if they don't get married they get super horny in their mid 30s. I've fucked SO many Christian girls in their 30s. (Ok, not SO many, but probably 4-5.)

I didnt say politics are boring, I said YOU are boring. this is not a politics thread
>Im 23
bullshit. or if you are 23 you really need to stop talking like a child

Holy shit, 15 year old whose parents don't love him detected

Dude I hope to God that wasn't all the same chick!

>stop talking like a child
i am typing actually. why don't you fuck off to reddit?

if you're at least willing to give classical a chance i could fuck with you

>Has had a relationship with a black person even once
Not even racist, but this is a definite interest killer. If they even admit attraction to black guys is a red flag because it's usually some kind of fetishistic attraction where all they want is a thug with a BBC. Absolutely disgusting.

>i am not racist but if someone has ever even entertained the notion of being with someone who isn't my race i sperg out
OK

Drug problem

I pity dated my sister's black friend once for like a week.
Does this count?

what if the only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs?
Haven't we learned our lesson?

idk about christian conservatives, Im not american & we dont have them here but I guess you could give girls from that background an extra year or so to get it out of their system. but I dont think people ever really leave their upbringing behind entirely.

>she is a registered democrat
hahah! idiot. what shithole red state are you in? did you leave your parents' trailer yet?

Beyond God-tier.

>i love the free market
>i don't like illegal action
you're an idiot. if we make it legal, then it's no longer illegal, and i'm all for it! because you're too stupid to see right-vs-wrong. if we made it legal for anyone to enter the country, would you then be ok with it, since it's not illegal? that's republican-level lack of understanding

trump hasn't put forth a real tax plan yet. he'll probably change it fifty times in the next month anyway

trump provides solutions like stopping muslims from entering the country. sounds good to some retard watching at home (i.e. you). but if you actually do that, it would
>piss off muslim countries
>piss off natural-born americans who are muslims
>piss off everyone who believes in equality
>piss off the muslims you need to help you catch the bad guys

the muslim community is our best tool against radicals. if we get them to rat on terrorists, that's the best way we can catch people. people saying "i heard so-and-so talking about stuff" is the best way to start investigating someone. but if we piss off all muslims, nobody will want to cooperate, and it'll become way harder to catch people. not to mention all the muslims you will radicalize by making them think america really does hate them. trump has been a great tool for isis already, even just as a candidate