I am very interested in other languages and cultures

I am very interested in other languages and cultures

I am from Russia .

I only speak one language.

I woke up to the sound of a dying lawn mower at 5 am and had 3 beers for breakfast.

I'm about to go spend $50 to eat at a Brazilian steakhouse

I only speak two languages; American and English.

I legally own two guns.

I'm about to go catch some fish, but just for sport. I'll be releasing them alive.

I have sex with children but it's okay because Jesus still loves me and this is the land of the free.

Texas de Brazil is shit. A fucking 12 pack, nice ribeye and some charcoal is cheaper and more satisfying.

I follow international news on a daily basis, and know the names of most of the leaders of the G20

I own a multi million dollar fortune 500 company that oursources all my product ro china

I work at a wawa

I'm just better than you

Okay

I speak 3 languages and have a Masters degree. I live in Texas

nothing says freedom like self-censorship of swear words
nowhere else in the world

sup Asianfag

Agree

Oh, and I endorse my government helping out others in their time of need
> We're staging wildfire relief supplies for our Canadian neighbors to the north- no need to ask, we'll be there ASAP buddies.

I am fat

...

Depends on the others.

Canada? Fuck yes.
Pakistan? Fuck them.

>I am very interested in other languages and cultures
Confirmed not murrican.
Gtfo you poser. Only freedom in here.
>I love people with IQ's of 12 whose only talent is pulling a trigger so they join the army

I'm from "Gebiet des Deutschen Reiches"

I'm that guy that's hoarding all of the .22

what kind of grips are those? I still use the old AR-15 A1 triangular stock.

I don't have to OP.

I just am.

/k/omrade

why on earth would you need that

why is everyone into being a faggot with guns around here

to shoot niggers

pics or it didnt happen

I agree. Technically speaking, they still owe us an explanation for why Bin Laden was living in their country.
> That's okay, boys, we killed him anyway...For God & Country: Geronimo-e KIA

It says american not muslim

The handguard is a Daniel Defense Lite III freefloat rail.

he doesn't
he thinks a nigger is going to break into his mom's basement and rape his non-existent gf

I only eat McDonalds

Im a fat slob insult to the human race who posts racist shit on Sup Forums and insults cultures I know nothing about

funny how christians and muslims have so much in common

Because shooting is fun as fuck, and I do carbine rifle competitions at my local shooting range. Also useful if a methhead kicks in my front door.

Thanks, Patriot. Here's a pic for your trouble

post empty bag/wrappers as proof

I'm dumb. Is it enough?

Name the team without googling

or it didn't happen!

50s clothing is sexier

I'm an American
fuck sports

You cant stump the trump

argentina

I vote for president based on there character instead of there stances and plans

>a methhead kicks in my front door.
never ever ever ever ever going to happen
thinking you need a gun for that is retarded and puts others at risk with such an open gun culture

i don't have to prove shit to you it's a free country

I eat shitty food, and workout so I can maintain a shit diet.

Because Americans know how to FUCK

i walk around with a false sense of superiority over all those who pass by me.. which shows that i am white and an American

why is everybody without them such a faggot about it?
He spent his $$$ on guns, big fucking deal...

he said american not amerishit

Chargers and titans?

selling just one of those guns would solve about a year's worth of financial problems for me

but your a nigger

Guns.

So funny.

I cant get up from bed without help

...

that totally makes me lose my appetite actually

>American

I'm Texan first. An American second.

Cry some more, faggots

I'mn so fgat,. iut makes irt hartd to typoe/.

Hola soy un panchito. Tambien soy americano wey chinga a tu madre pelotudo mamavergas.
I AM ALSO AMERICAN

1: I don't give a shit about other countries because they don't matter.
2: I love my country because without the U.S., the world would be Muslim now.
3: This is God's country and if you're not part of it, you're part of the problem.
4: Also, we will never pay back any debt we owe as we can kick the asses of any so-called world power.

Failed in one.

>Gun loaded
Retard.

being an American=being a tool to the gun lobby

Hungry You're a poor detected.

Because we shoot Tornadoes with one hand while waving the flag of the United States of America with the other, pal!

If someone breaks into your house it is a lot easier to defend yourself with a handgun, or a baseball bat.
If you need to run to your basement to load that thing I doubt that you can use self defense as a defense when you are on trial for murder.

I think that guns should be allowed since they are a tool but noone needs semi-automatic rifles to shoot deer.

i had 3 meat pizza and some soder for brreakfast. after that i promptly went to bed

Not asian

>This is God's country
christfag

I'm french

Not even close

[patriotism intensifies]

>>>r/eddit

I hate niggers

I know I'm just rustling jimmies
>noone needs semi-automatic rifles to shoot deer.
agreed

i am not, i own a bike which i payed cash for

End of thread
> Drops the Mic, walks out.

I think that Mexico is out to steal my job!

I do that too
and when my ass gets btfo a few hours later it's like an alarm clock

>getting ripped off

Buttsore Amerifatfuck detected.

I constantly check the McRib locator so I can load up on them when they come back around.

this
all Americans have the McRib gene

>Buttsore
From what? All our rapist refugees? Swing and a miss, eurocuck.

And fuck yeah I'm Murrican. Stay jelly you inbred sheep shagger.

European imposter confirmed

>Get some fresh material

>triggered

>we shoot Tornadoes™

We all have Masters Degrees in The Art of Partying

Even buttsorer.