How do you become an alpha male?

How do you become an alpha male?

By not drinking bud light

You drink diet coke as a trans faggot sucks your flacid baby dick while you get your toy gun.

underage b&

'murica

by being a fat, bearded hill billy cunt like that?

top kek

You don't, you don't become anything

He's fucking hot though. Wish he'd lose the shirt. Bears are awesome.

You buy concentrated sulfuric acid and potassium permanganate from Amazon. Mix them in equal volumes in a styrofoam cup, and set it on your bed. Done and done, friendo!

By niggering a nigger with a niggy nig. You fucking nigger.

Good parenting should teach you to have some charisma, be someone who takes what they want and to be someone who gets shit done.

Unfortunately, if you have shit parents, then you'll just have to figure out how to fake it but you'll never really be Alpha. You'll just be living a lie.

There's nothing wrong with being a sheep user. Some people are just meant to be wolves and the rest of the world are meant to be sheep.

By pincking on someone who has lower status than you in social context

This fucking guy

He's a fatfuck. He just shotgunned a Bud Light, which is what college chicks get drunk on. His lady friend is most likely trailer trash with no dignity to be doing this.

u jelly m8y ?

m'lady *tips*

Stop asking questions.

Thats amazing

y so jelly?

>stop giving a fuck
>remember your #1
when in doubt just ask yourself 'what would suge knight do?'

By putting yourself before anyone else.
And having the courage to follow your ideas and plans through, regardless of critique and opinions.

suge knight? seriously? don't know what more to say

because I keep myself in shape, look better and don't drink light beer, that sure as fuck is as beta as it gets

Nothing says alpha like cold clocking someone for disrespecting you.

So out of the millions of possible choices of alphas you choose a piece shit, fat ass nigger?

>light beer
>beta
moron

>bud light
>fat

Meh that's nothing.

I bet you drink fruity cider too you fucking faggot

Beer is a fags drink.

tried a hard cider once, didn't care for it

Marry me. NOW!
Also, daily blow jobs pls.

This is so satisfying

pretty retarded. having beta parents doesn't breed alphas and satan knows there are tons of beta parents.

>fruity cider
>are americans really that dumb?

nah, mate. he's too alpha
>beats woman in front of everyone
>everyone fears him
>everyone respects him
>because he's not a hero.
>He's a silent guardian,
>a watchful protector,
>a Dark Knight

Beta's like you admire him.
Source: your picture clearly states tumblr in it.

Tough times create strong people. Remember that and you will go far.

Pics

Here you go lads

Fuck you, bitch. Tits or gtfo.

>be assertive
>have confidence
>be badass
>be mysterious

Bonus
>be fit
>have abs
>be funny
>be strong
>be violent

>Source: your picture clearly states tumblr in it.
and...
>mfw google images

Quads checked

>built ford tough
damn, even I'd suck his dick

My dad was and still is Alpha as fuck, and I turned out to be a little pussy wimp like my mother

Feels bad man

>ex gf tracks me down
>cries about how much she misses me
>tries to hook up
>I play along
>I decide the pussy ain't worth the hassle

I pop in and out of people's lives because i trust very few people. These are the people that would step up in any situation and fight to the fuckin death by my side. Just as i would. Apparently you are not one of those people after reading this. You went behind my back, sent my personal fucking emails to someone else and talked shit in the process. I've dropped motherfuckers i've known for that same 20 years for less. 20 years is twenty fuckin seconds to me if your not loyal, which i see you aren't. I'd put a bullet in my own dad's head for being the piece of shit he was if he hadn't already died. But i will go drink a beer and piss on his grave. So that's part of who i am, the most loyal motherfucker you'll ever meet, but don't cross me because i can also be the most ruthless too. I can change in a heartbeat when provoked, and most don't see it coming. That's not BIPOLAR. That's an eye for an eye, but actually i'll take both eyes because i always prefer to be one step ahead of the game. And. i believe you are the one who has tracked me down several times, so if there's something you wanna, say spit it out. You're the third "EX" i've been dealing with since i got back from Ohio, and there's one more on the list that's been fucking with me. And sure as niggers like chicken you can bet i'm gonna deal with that one too. By the end of the night i might just create two more exe's cuz of all this shit. Fuck it i'm on a roll, why stop now? And you can send this to Steph or post it wherever the fuck you want. THIS TIME you have my permission, unlike before. And now, i think it's time to get the fuck off this ride!

It's just about being confident and outgoing
Once you have that everything else comes along with it when you are fun to be around and do things people want to be a part of
Alphas don't sit around on image boards and worry about whether people think they're alpha
They are out doing alpha shit
And I guess people in this thread think that what you drink has anything to do with it?
Go to any good party and there will be tons of cheap beer
protip: talking about a super cool craft IPA that know one knows about except online will only make you look like a pretentious faggot

Story, sauce?

Russian cult leader. Can't remember the cult.

many are seen as alphas, not because they are but because people are sheep. real alpha not only takes what he wants, he knows what he wants and why he wants it. it's a fine line between alpha and a brat with skills for assertion, and people ignore it or are ignorant of it because they are mostly either/both scum/stupid, and few decent folks just don't have the numbers or social/symbolic capital to change the paradigm. sad but true

Stand up straight. Tighten your abs. Your asshole. Tighten your kegals, smile, Straighten your fingers, your toes, pull your shoulders back, keep your head level unless you need to look down, control your breathing.

Also, exercise.

this is cringe

& don't sleep too much

& control your thoughts.
Don't fidget

>alpha
>heart attack in his 20s

That faggot wasn't alpha. He was a skinny fuck who got on the roids. All the closet faggots at /fit/ used to jerk off to him. That's about it

oh, and straighten your arms

So you want a girl who refuses to suck your dick? That's dignity?

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Why do you want it. You have some "The Fonz" movie playing in your head, like that shit is ever going to be real if you follow some formula.

What you need to be thinking about, is what is the guy you wish you were, doing right now. Then do that.

Don't try to be someone else's idea of "alpha". Instead, just imagine the awesome you that you really want to be. Then act like that guy. Think like that guy. Eventually, you will BE that guy, and he will be thinking up a more awesome version of himself to aspire to.

You mofos like to label shit too much as long as ur doing what u want when u want to how u want to who gives a fuck about what other ppl think of u its more about how u feel about yourself regardless of what others think of u.

You can look at someone and say they're dumb as nails they broke as fuck but if they don't say anything or you can't prove it how the fuck would you know

>alpha

Is this what u guys consider to be alpha, being fit and telling random bitches they not pretty make u alpha?
>mfw u mofos are absolutely clueless