Just took this shit. Wtf is wrong with me!

Just took this shit. Wtf is wrong with me!

u ded.

rip op

ibs

What song would you like to be played at your funeral?

looks like weed

microwave it and smoke it

That's called Green cancer it is due to your anal cavity being torn apart because you are a giant faggot.

You had crown sour apple.

You are taking photos of your own shit... Something is definitely wrong with you

you just had to many green vegitables OP don't worry about it..

On the otherhand i had a white/grayish shit earlier, but no other things. To many fat in y body ?

rolling

Stop drinking green paint

dubs get

Cancer

fag

/thread.

The green is bile.
Enzymes in your gastrointestinal tract usually turn the bile a brown color but if you eat too fast, it doesn't have time to change color.
The consistency is due to an high amount of fat in the stool.

TLDR: Stop eating shit food and stop eating it so fast.

You drink/drank too much. My shits look like that all the time. I'm an alcoholic.

idk man, i've never met anyone who poops. you are a freak.

Last night I had a side salad and homemade chicken Alfredo which I had the leftovers for lunch today. I didn't eat slow but I didn't demolish it either. My stomachs been gurgling all day today too. Bleh.

Lmao its just a disbacteriose.Nothing supernatural. Just disbacteriose

I believe this is due to nerve gas. My cousin had it before.

You didn't wipe your fucking ass

.Thinks eating fast affects how the intestines digest food.
My grandma has cancer, please cure her wise one.

It's high iron content in whatever you ate recently. Green shit is a sign of it's metabolintes. Also runny greasy shits in this state are the byproduct of too much booze or garbage. OP should treat his body better.