I have the best girlfriend in the world

I have the best girlfriend in the world.

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steamcommunity.com/id/lennicat
steamid.eu/profile/76561198108553154
steamcommunity.com/id/trublu83
britishphonebook.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Im sure Bob from north dekota means every word

LOL good one op[

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hahaha get cucked

No one gives a shit, faggot.

steamcommunity.com/id/lennicat
for anyone who wants to fuck with this guy

steamid.eu/profile/76561198108553154
look at the gf mutual friends hahah

whats so special about it?

10 seconds later and I got all kinds of nice and juicy personal information.

pics of the girl?

Nice one Anons someone posted a link to the image xD
She be mad, soz I mean he.

Also anons account xD steamcommunity.com/id/trublu83

saw that, waiting her to delete the comment lol

Also found this xD Jake Ashman Frome, Somerset, United Kingdom

Agreed. Your right hand is the best in the world. Now keep rubbing my cock you giant faggot

And I weas in somerset today :) coming for u xD

feel bad for OP, he is the only one here who's happy and we've managed to ruin it fo him
still kek

why coming for me?
i'm just lurking

Actually, yes. Facebook as well. OP is about 15.

I'm a retarded fag is why xD and forgot who talking to.

you sure? because i've been trying to find him and ive only found her facebook art page and i cant it doesn't look like hes liked it

i noticed by the "xD"

That's fanfuckingtastic, OP.... nah, I dont give a fuck.

thats nice op c:

you should set all your accounts to private though, now Sup Forums has your names on steam they can find your other accounts if you arent careful and then it'll be a full on Sup Forums raid.

Hope nothing bad happens, good luck op c:

Can we comment on the fact that her facebook art page is called "Happy Endings Art"?

This has to be set up, its too perfect

"girlfriend"

Sorry but my girlfriend is the best

nvm i just found his FB

but his fb has been dead for 2 years

>has a Steam account
>picture of a cat
>''squee''

So she's definitely fat as fuck, huh.

lets raid this noob for giving us all his information

should also tell his girlfriend about his little post here might cause them to split up uh uh?

Quads. Checked

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Shit missed dat xD

Happyendingsart facebook

Autism of OP confirmed! Pics of minecraft on his profile.

shop what op said in his post so it sounds like he was slut shaming her or going to dump her or something abusive then send to her.

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>spend 10 minutes looking through ops shit >find his name, where he lives, where he went to college and who he went to school with. damn OP im shit at this and found all this information pretty easily. Don't be so dumb

she seems normie to me.
Also adding her now and send her this. Get cucked kek. sage

Hate it when 16 year olds get overexcited about having their first proper gf and have to shitpost on fucking Sup Forums about it.

think the OP should be autism shamed for posting this in the first place

op's face btw

where was this?

top kek

hey, i bet he is underage, is he? or she? we can fuck them up hard here guys

Added and messaged with her, gave not a single fuck about him doing this.
/thread

Yes, they both are.

>north dekota
>dekota

I'd like to meet bob, never met someone from North Dekota

report them to the school for inappropriate behavior === profit

maybe she'll give a fuck, when around 100 people do the same thing now...

screen this thread and send to school's email/mail

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Good idea, but even if you did report us it wouldn't matter. We are both old enough to do what we want so nobody would care ^_^

I thought it might be OP, I checked the tag and that confirmed it.
fb.com/822335831176617

ok amerifags, what is the law about underage sex in your country?

They would care after they get 100+ emails from reddit users concerned about you behaving inappropriately

The way you type suggests otherwise.

Welcome to the club.

bumping with pussy

thanks :)

love reddit

With each other? No problem. A minor with an adult? Depends on the state.

In my state the age of consent is 16, HOWEVER if the parents raise a fuss, you're fucked. Best to not bother.

they literally give no shits

>lets make em shit

Look at you dumbasses. You think you're so clever for finding this guys personal information and will most likely use it to embarrass him or people he knows.

Did you ever stop to think for 2 fucking seconds this was a cleverly disguised personal army request? OF COURSE NOT. YOU RETARDS DON'T THINK AT ALL.

NYPA.

Age of consent in the UK is 16 being under the age of 16 and such inappropiate behaviour on the Internet people might want to find who their parents are and msg them, stating that they are abusing the internet connections provided to them.

Social Services would love this.

Pretty much this. Girl probably has no idea how to give proper head. Gonna be a real mess.

no one gives a fuck m8 it's fucking reddit

Don't like it FUCK OFF FROM REDDIT U PRICK

I really don't think it would be possible because the chat conversation is the name of two accounts which both link to actual facebooks. Even if it was a fake they probably wouldn't need it.

most likely bites his dick with her teeth, oh shit did I just give too much info out, the rats might evolve into actual adults?

>^_^
I highly doubt you're over 15

fb.com/paul.ashman.773
fb.com/debz.ashman

Also possible address as his dad is Paul Ashman: Styles Close 67, Somerset, Frome BA115JS

Sending pizza

Manager at Chelsea Football Club

This might cause a huge PR issue maybe?

Make sure to set the payment option to "Cash" and ask the courier to write "u dun goofed" on the box.

This

This website is cool. britishphonebook.com/

Girlfriend here

You're all fucking idiots

Use just-eat or one of these delivery companies as you can select cash on the order, would make it look less suspicious.

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Me again. Confirmed address BTW: Diane J Ashman 67 Styles Close, FROME BA115JS

Takeaway is probably the largest in the UK.

HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO POST THIS? ONLY CHILDREN BRAG ABOUT SEX, YOU'RE ABOUT THE BEGINNING OF MANKIND TOO LATE FOR THIS TO BE ORIGINAL OR WORTH READING

1/10 KILL YOURSELF

Thank you you are a real user.

>gf here
tits or gtfo