Drunk and bored: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Drunk and bored: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

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Will you do an Elliott Rodger?

When will you stop making this thread?

How did you make it that far in life without banging someone?

There are more virgins here than you think.

That's one option.

The ride never ends, bro.

are you german?
why are you still virgin?
why dont you go to the whores?
do you consider yourself a loser?
whats you net worth?
yearly salary?

Less than there used to be.

>are you german?

Yes.

>why are you still virgin?

Social retardation.

>why dont you go to the whores?

Because it wouldn't change anything.

>do you consider yourself a loser?

Yes

>whats you net worth?

30k Euros maybe.

>yearly salary?

35k.

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well, I'm going to stop, if you post some furry porn

Fucking furries.

33? Wtf are u doing with ur life. Fuck a Hooker.

>Wtf are u doing with ur life.

Being a charmless bastard and tell myself that I was focusing on my worthless "career".

What kind of wizard powers did you get?

Oh my. GTFO. Stop whining and maybe start dating. fucking furrie

Pyromancy. Or was it pyromania?

At least, I'm not a furry.

what do you look like? are you hideous?

No. I'm pretty average looking. My looks aren't the problem.

35k you make more than me and i have ltr. Are you ugly?

If you are a 33 year old virgin you are either ugly or christian pick one OP?

Have you tried drugs to help yourself not be a social retard? Try doing opiates or benzos for a temporary cure

whatever. even if you are no furry: no one cares about your shitty life, except he plans to become a wizard, too. so just gtfo

what is ltr?

Then I must be ugly.

My doctor put me on benzos for a few weeks when I was in my early twenties. Nice experience.

Long term relationship women are not about physical attraction you can be butt ugly but convince a woman to love you look up stock home syndrome

Did it help you socially?

you're honestly at least 7/10. have you turned down girls?

>stock home
it's called stockholm syndrom and has nothing to do with a normal relationship

Du hattest doch gestern schon nen thread oder?

Not really. But it dampened the urge to cut my fucking jugular.

No. Looking back, there was never any instance where I am even slightly sure a girl was into me.

Damn you are a wizard.

>why dont you go to the whores?
>Because it wouldn't change anything.

Yeah, it would. You'd no longer be a virgin (I lost my virginity to a callgirl when I was 18), and the nervousness surrounding sex leaves after a few fucks.

Ich habe gerade viel zu tun und prokrastiniere as fuck.

how old was she?

>stock home syndrome
>stock home
>not Stockholm

Kek, retard confirmed.

There is no nervousness surrounding sex. It's not that I had "offers" and avoided them because I was afraid of sexual underperformance.

duckduckgo.com/?q=stock home syndrome&ia=about
Kek, retard confirmed.

>how old was she?

She was 25. I was a kissless, handholdless virgin, and pretty much hated women for not giving me a chance my entire life (I had bad acne). I've since fucked 19 callgirls and 4 non-whores (I'm 27), never had a girlfriend though.

Are they clean? i would fear aids etc ...

I was saying the other guy was a confirmed retard for not using "Stockholm".

>Are they clean? i would fear aids etc ...

I paid £250 for 2 hours (that long because it used to take me a long time to cum), and girls that charge that much are not streetwalkers - they checks regularly.

Are you saving it for the right one or are you planning on using it soon?

OP here. Where do you find hookers in the UK?

Correcting grammar is racist, censours, and a sign of white privliege. Just saying check your privliege.

I don't think the right one exists. Or the right one would be everyone who is willing but doesn't look like a fucking aardvark.

>OP here. Where do you find hookers in the UK?

adultwork.com for callgirls, birchplace.com for trannies

Reviews and links are also on ukpunting.co.uk

>Correcting grammar is racist, censours, and a sign of white privliege. Just saying check your privliege.

Go pick some cotton , nigger.

OP Here, I am sorry guys I just cannot get over my overwhelming love for throbbing hard cock.

Thanks, will check that out.

Start a band

I loved a girl once and i guess she loved me but unfortunalety i was/am beta. She's still a 9/10...

Bin fast 19 und virgin. kms?

don't chicken out on the hooker idea

it's literally the only way you'll get to fuck a hot chick and it's only a few hundred dollars (or whatever the fuck you have instead of real money) away

>dollars
>real money

You mean that green monopoly money that the rest of the world keks at?

>Thanks, will check that out.

BTW, adultwork.com is international - should be girls in germany on there. I recommend you do it OP, pussy and tits are pretty awesome.

girlfriends are expensive, too

ye.

Had a few of these stories. Except nobody ever loved me back.

Yeah, I guess it's the only way. I'm getting to old for hot chicks.

I'm living in Cambridge atm.

Do you have a type? let Sup Forums find you some whores!

As far as e.g. racial features are concerned, I don't really.

>As far as e.g. racial features are concerned, I don't really.

So, you want a morbidly obese nigger?

ok, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

No. But I have no problems with niggers per se.

Go Brixton or Croydon ur guaranteed to.

you don't do drugs, do you ?
you don't drink alcohol on a weekly basis either, do you ?

do you know this german celebrity?
he seems to post on Sup Forums frequently but as far as i know, his real identity has not been revealed yet.

Thanks.

>you don't do drugs, do you ?

Only alcohol.

>you don't drink alcohol on a weekly basis either, do you ?

I do.

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what kind of porn do you watch?

I usually don't watch porn except the stuff that is posted on here. You know, the "Pictures you shouldn't share" threads etc.