/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

*teleports behind you* - edition

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respect the leaf

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Nicole pls

you're on THIN ICE pal

*insults your leaf*
What are you gonna do about it tough guy

having massive volumes of very sulfurous farts today, which happen to be my favorite kind

>tfw our next PM will be Kellie Leitch (Canadian Trump)

What's it like to have a full head of hair

I'm gonna respect your freedom of speech

comfy

>wanting a grumpy old lesbian as PM

why?

God bless Canada, and God bless the US of A

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Good

Let's fuck up North America

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Great, except when it's hot outside.

Why doesn't your """country""" have an ally as great as Canada?

I was eating lunch at this sandwich shop and this guy walked up to me and gave me a CD with tracklist. I looked up the artist and it's shitty rap music off soundcloud
help me, the actual dude gave me his mixtape

where's mexico's muscular arm?

sorry Pablo, I'm going to have to side with the Americans on this one

It's spyware

non existent since both canada and america have an adversarial relationship with mexico

Yeah, we have you

i didnt actually use the cd since my laptop doesnt have a disc drive, i just looked the artist up on google and his soundcloud showed up, he's from my city

USA on the right.

usa on the left*
we're becoming even less white

>USA
>White

>Arnold
>not the most nauseatingly pro-Americuck on the planet

>tfw all of you're memes are shit
Does anybody have any funny memes I could save? I went 5 days without going on my computer and looking at the stuff I last saved, it's all shit.
I don't know why I don't delete 3/4 of my shit images I save off here.

no way dude

we're less than 3% black

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tell me about it, when am I EVER gonna use this picture?

french cuisine threads

Alright, what about this one?

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I'm not supporting this capatalistic holiday and I hope you are not either

On the toilet pooing now guys

Kind of regretting it because my farts will probably go away now

I can see why I was farting so much the poo is bubbling like an alkaseltzer it's so gaseous

Hanging with the lads

>he types on his iPhone

boxer-briefs are nice

man I bought total war and overwatch in may and I still haven't even started either of them up. feels shit man

i'm not crazy, right?

Overwatch is a bad game

>tfw you would rather watch someone else play your favorite video games than play them yourself

this is how it begins

>buying Overhype
Why

panties are still superiour underwear sw*den

ur depressed

a cuckold fetish?
yes
it is

Haven't played a newer game on my laptop this year other than arkham knight and killing floor, videogames just aren't the same anymore

t. shitters

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I haven't played a single game(nor watched or read anything about games online) in a few months and have no real desire to return to them. I hate how much time and money I've wasted on them

NEED a bf to be desu

Not yet.

thank you

guys what are good off-the-beaten-path Gamecube games?
PS2 games?

Growing up sucks

>off-the-beaten-path
the fuck does that even mean

Kirby Air Ride is underrated

but just play city trial, the rest of the game is meh

hidden gems, underrated stuff I guess

kirby air ride was the shit with my (1) friend back in the day
so many fights over the dragoon and hydra

too bad I have no one to play with now

in some ways yes, but the independence is nice

but I'm happy that I've lost the desire to play games, I was way too addicted to them.

my girlfriend got me this nice warm sweater at the store but she doesn't realise the sweater is for ladies
help me

is nintendo dying?

yes

post a picture of it

i would if my camera wasn't dead

gonna order me a pasta bread bowl from dominoes

how is your day going /cum/?
everything hurts like hell

my mom hasn't read my text where I asked her to pick up eggnog before she comes home

move out you loser

there is absolutely no good reason to live at home past 17

>not living with youyr best friends in a 3 bedroom flat
bad user

Ikr :(

I couldn't afford a lot when I had that system, the Zelda games were good, Pikmin, Metroid, the usual Nintendo games were good.

Tales of Symphonia was fun, and I heard Baten Kaitos was too.

it does

though it's nice to branch out into a few other hobbies besides gaming

>he still lives with his mother

I am, I'm 21 and moving to a city in a few months after living in small towns my whole life

that doesn't sound very fun. I'm a very clean and tidy person who likes the quiet

that just sounds like a recipe for a noisy, filthy mess

Shamu's Deep Sea Adventure
took me at least a fucking year to beat

>tfw you wake up, go to the kitchen and discover mummy went grocery shopping
Scarcely a better feeling.

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cool

what city are you moving to?

>everything hurts like hell
what happened?

Kitchener Ontario

That Krampus horror movie last year was alright, but the Drunk Mall Santa who is a war Veteran Santa vs. Krampus would have been better.

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""""city""""

have you lived in

fell down stairs

it's very fun when your flatmates/friends aren't loud/obnoxious and they just chill, smoke weed and play vidya when theyre not at work

are you alright? did you trip?

Would you date a girl who wears a larger size pants than you do?

Try Custom Robo for gamecube.

I have lots of good memories of Nightfire too.

yeah and I hate it. It's isolating, it's depressing, there's nothing to do.

it's in the top 10 most populous cities of Canada, don't blame me for Canada only having like 2-4 real cities

Slow, waiting for the champions league matches to begin

I tripped, but I'm fine

was walking my dog with my mom and we met some older lady, she told my mom I was tall.

does she want the d?

>It's isolating, it's depressing, there's nothing to do.
i feel the same about cities

>smoke weed

no thanks. Like I said, I don't want filth in my living space.

Why didn't she tell you that you were tall?

maybe you'd fit a country lifestyle better then

I certainly don't, but that doesn't mean you won't

I think they new each other.

>It's isolating, it's depressing, there's nothing to do.
cities don't have much to do either unless you're into going to bars and things like that

there's actually less to do than in a small town, at least in a small town you can go hiking, shooting, fishing etc

cities have nothing

in my opinion the only reason to move to a city is for work, and perhaps to make friends if you are into subculture that can't be found in a small town