Ask a guy who almost fucked his mother today anything. Also wincest thread

Ask a guy who almost fucked his mother today anything. Also wincest thread.

did you almost fuck your mother?

Why not, fagget?

Yes!

no i just want a thread to be mine

Because I didn't know how

By 'almost' do you mean 'was in the same room'?

Green. Text. Now.

What's the easiest way to remove creosote stains?

rolling for this
also send pics Sup Forumsro

fire

Saw her nacked and had a huge boner, She saw it, didn't talk for a while

Show us pics of mommy

post a face censored pic of your mom. dont forget to remove all .exif data.

story?

Greentext or i call this thread bullshit

OP's pic is almost literally what my oldest female cousin said when my first GF dumped me

I somehow managed to autist my way out of that one... I wonder if shed be up for it today....

why would you even want to fuck your mother man what the fuck

hard on and walk around

>Vistied her today
>Be here
>Really hot day and shit
>She changed close infront of me
>Saw her nacked and had huge boner
>She saw my huge ass boner and laughed
>Asked me if I'm serious
>I said yes
>She said maybe later

that was a shit greentext.

You have to start to flirt with her and see if she's just jocking or you actually have a chance.

...

that conversation would not even happen in porn

>your own mother blows you off

But how?

Thats your greentext, anybody have a good mother son incest greentext to show this guy

First day on Sup Forums, newfriend?

Dude, I have no idea if I could ever do it in case she ever says yes

Porn tycoon here
I'm stealing this story and changing the end.

Thank you, golden goose

Tell her you are going to jump in the shower, leave door open an inch. Take extra time drying off and post shower stay naked for longer than normal. Maybe even walk back to room nude. Proceed to fap hoping she comes in

pic of mommy please

Bump because im waiting to somebody to post a good greentext

Here I got you Sup Forums

bump, hoping for a good bro/sis story

>Nacked

Thank you user. More like this

Depends how your relationship with your mother? is your Dad in the picture?

Not the same, but I fucked my mom's friend.

Story?

bump

My god. If i had a hot mom...

you can always use a hot one of your friend

I posted it before, but here goes

>be me, home from college after graduation
>go with parents to a birthday party
>be seated at table with mom's friend, 47 year old, brunette, librarian type with nice tits
>talk with her for a while, she tells me she needs help taking old wallpaper down in her house and painting some rooms
>I volunteer
>on the second day at her house, after lunch, I fall asleep on her couch
>wake up and my head in on her lap, she's stroking my hair
>I have a hard-on
>she keeps stroking my hair in silence
>she tells me I used to be the most annoying brat when I was a little kid
>tells me she wanted to strangle me a few times
>then says "you've changed"
>puts her hand on my chest and runs it down to my cock

You weird cunts, should all be slaughtered

Just fuck your mom. No matter if she is hot or not

continue please

No too risky what if she end up pregnant or my dad found about

she will take care of it....

>takes my cock in her hand and rubs it, she kisses me
>I kiss her back
>we make out on couch, she keeps touching my cock, we re-position ourselves, she get on her knees and takes my cock in her mouth
>sucks my cock for a bit, then stands up, takes my hand and pulls me up from couch
>we kiss and grope each other, then she leads me to her bedroom
>we undress each other
>she pulls me on the bed and says "why don't you come inside?"

Use a condom

or tell your Dad that he's the father

>I put my cock in her, she's tighter than I expected
>I fuck her, she is kissing me and then biting my shoulder and scratching my back
>after a few minutes, I pull out and she sucks my cock a little more, then gets on her knees and I fuck her from behind
>she's very loud and vocal and it gets me really turned on
>I cum inside her, we collapse on the bed
>we lie there, quietly, she touches my cock and caresses it as it softens
>then she says "you're a lot like your dad"

i like where this is going