Hey Sup Forums, I've been trying to induce vomit for about 10 minutes now and i cant do it, any tips?

Hey Sup Forums, I've been trying to induce vomit for about 10 minutes now and i cant do it, any tips?

Google is your friend.

look in the mirror

Doesnt help, any other tips?

easy, skip 1-2 meals then take a tums and some water

post nudes of yourself on Sup Forums, that should do it

play the finger dance in the back of your food hole

just put two fingers down your throat and you will vomit, that's how anorexic people do it.

Rap battles with prominent black ghetto thugs

Ive been trying with the fingers, but I just sallivate a lot and gag but nothing comes out.

why you trying to puke in the first place?

I ate some spoiled food and don't want to get sick

glass of water with three tablespoons of salt

Use the butt end of your toothbrush.... the further back you can get it the harder your body will reject it.....
hint hint

Chug a gallon of milk..... you'll make it half way through that gallon and vomit all the milk you drank and then some, but you will forever hate milk....

Choke on a dick, if it works for your mum it's good enough for you

You pussy......
You'll probably be fine. You don't need to throw it up. I've eaten food I cooked 9 days prior to eating leftovers and came out fine....

yeah youl probably be fine, if it wasnt repulsive enough to make you spit it out in the first place then its not gonna kill you

worst you'll get will probably be some diarrhea or something at the worst

I've been fingering my throat for about 15 minutes and can't vomit, i feel lightheades. This doesn't fucking work

Drink a big glass of warm, very salty water. Guaranteed chunder.

I feel like shit... but salty water wont come out... shall i wait?

Smell some liquid ass

Salty water should be causing nausea. If that alone won't make you puke, a spoon down the back of the throat should be enough to trigger it now.

Cant even vomit, im a disgrace

Also, if you have any cigarettes around, swallowing even a tiny amount of tobacco should make you very, very, very sick. Don't eat a whole fucking cigarette unless you want to die. A few shreds of tobacco should be enough to make you puke, especially if you're already nauseated from salty water.

Shit in your hand and eat it

realistically, theres no need for you to even try to puke. If the food really is bad, you'll puke it up on your own...

throat hurts, still cant puke

Just shove a dildo down your throat it works trust me

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drink bleach

use science you retard

dubs must be true

well if thats the case... I reference you to exhibit A.

Modern Sup Forums, everyone.

I quit, cant vomit. Just puked a little bit of dirty water like 5 times after 25 minutes of fingering my throat.

how i do it when i feel sick and just want it to be over with:

>hover face over toiler
>open mouth and throat
>tie your hair back if you have long hair
>make an "Ech" noise
>really try to scratch the back of your throat just with noises
>vomit

ALTERNATIVELY

>break out the biggest bowl in your house
>pour yourself a big ass bowl of cereal
>rice crispies works "best"
>eat the whole damn thing, sitting next to the toilet
>if it starts to hurt while you're eating it, it's working
>if it doesn't, eat more until it does
>vomit like you've never vomited before

Taking shots of vinegar also works.

then just post the nudes already and get over with it

Drink a pint of warm salty water. Down as much of it as you can in one go, and it'll probably come straight back up.

not really

Checked.
Trips beat me to it

You're pulling your fingers out too soon.

Watch 2 girls 1 cup then drink a fuck ton of chocolate milk with some salt thrown in for good measure.

This.
Seems most obvious, as it's an emetic.
>offbyone.jpg

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try to eat a towel.
Cloth always makes me gag for some reason.

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Watch one episode of Fear the Walking Dead