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fat kraut cow edition

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Disgusting edition. If I ever see you, you're getting bate senseless.

thinking of doing an ol' 'cide

got the results back from the clinic

I'm dying of loneliness

impossible to be just friends with a girl

so what job was it haha

>Even the Christmas adverts in Poland have managed to squeeze an interracial London couple into them
Fucking mental

I have lots of female friends

What advice would you give to your 18 year old self to avoid becoming the trainwreck you are now?

Bender

>ywn be good looking

kill yourself

why lad

tfw you missed out on the part of growing up where you could safely have sex with no fear of an std

end it fast because it never gets better

My mum unironically believes in ghosts and shit
She recently paid a so-called medium to contact her father, who recently died. She paid the cunt £50.
I want to heem the lying twat and get her money back, how much of an utter scumfuck do you have to be to blatantly lie and profit off peoples grief? Fucking disgusting.

Then again, it's my mums fault for being retarded enough to believe in this shit.

Very doxxable info desu.

It was a good one though.

Have one grad scheme interview left to hear back from. If that comes back bad might just walk into the sea.

It drives me mental because whatever task I'm given in a work environment I always excel at, I'm just wank at jumping through employment hoops with my CV etc because half of it is bullshit.

Kiss her, you fucking mong. She's in love with you.

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Donald Trump is America personified.

why not

You what

Imagine being this much of a failed normie

Spent a few days laughing with a qt in uni about how ghosts are utter bollocks but then we went for a walk through the woods at night towards an old abandoned church and we both got so spooked that we ran away.

Take a year out before uni and go on a working holiday.

Make sure you study the language you do at uni and get really involved.

Get involved in more societies.

Realise you're quite good looking, just a bit shy and awkward, so be more confident.

Don't spend uni summers throwing a frisky around a field, go get internships

need a big boned gf

>get home from work
>4 hours until I have to go to bed

What are season ticket loans? I see them in a lot of grad job descriptions, I assume it has nothing to do with football

i was already a trainwreck then

don't think about it lad haha
think about nice stuff

silly german bastard thought he was at war with Jews

it was Brits, Yanks and Russians who fucked their shit up, not hebrews

i fucking hate that little bitch goebbels, he always sucked hitler's dick

Poland's Amazon did a crimbo advert where a wee old polish man learns English to go and see his grandchild for the first time who was born in England. He gets there and his son has married a nigger and has a mongrel child.

public transport

they'll pay up front for a travel season ticket and you slowly pay it back straight out your salary

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Failed implies I was trying.

1) The majority of the Soviet government were actually Jews.

2) Churchill and Roosevelt both had Jew handlers such as Bernard Barouch.

this
Who the fuck becomes an abnormie at 18?
We're all deranged out the gate. Fucked from day one.

This sounds about right, I'd tell myself this.

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*winks at you across the gay bar*

>Get up at six
>Spend an hour having a wash, eating breakfast and getting ready for work
>Drive to work for an hour because of the traffic, sometimes even longer
>Get into work
>Slave away until lunch
>Finally, my sweet escape. It's just another shit sandwich I made
>Ah well, enjoy the momentary bliss of a chocolate bar
>That's over
>Only four hours until home time
>5pm
>Race out of the door
>Sit in traffic with others all wanting to get home
>Get home at 6/ half 6
>Make food and put my suit away
>It's now nearly 8 o clock
>Respond to a few messages on FB and read a bit
>It's 9
>Post shit on the chon
>It's 10
>Set alarms and get ready to go asleep
>Repeat ad infinitum

Ah yes

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Needs an anime photoshop
Someone get on it

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what is the appeal of this life

>Respond to a few messages on FB

need to pay the mortgage on the barratt home

nice.. stuff?

'living'

>year out before uni

>working holiday
Where? Bar work in Europe?

the appeal is that you don't NEED to live like that
you need to figure out what you're priorities are.

I'm terrified of post-uni life

The truth hurts but good job im a sadistic fuck

Computers got photoshop on it, think its about time I turned it on and made some OC.

Nah.

>put my suit away

Good thing you're compensated with 50k/year

kys

>mum flicking through TV guide
>sees the Undateables
>sister says "didn't know you were going to be on TV, user"
>both burst out laughing at me

unsuccessfully tried to force a gimmick in the last thread

i-it gets better user! just hang in there! don't kill yourself and enjoy eternal sleep!

Depends on your job desu

Sister sounds like a laugh, she single lad?

stuff that doesn't drown you in despair and sorrow

screaming

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>Google Traffic works by analyzing the GPS-determined locations transmitted to Google by a large number of mobile phone users. By calculating the speed of users along a length of road, Google is able to generate a live traffic map.[2]

fascinating

gold dust

I'm still waiting for an opportunity to whip out my new gimmick

Definitely go to New Zealand or Aus.

It's as fucking cliche as it comes, but theres's a reason. Everybody who does that shit has a whale of a time.

I regret it so much.

Went straight to uni, got a job straight after it, now I'm basically just and I want to kill myself.

It really is fucking awful. You think it will never happen to you, it does.

h-h-hahaha, yeah...totally....not low 20ks

Which one would you take to bed for some sweet loving /brit/?

I have some advice for anyone who's depressed here. Sup Forums is worsening your mental health.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.


People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.


This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.


I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave Sup Forums. Do anything else.

unironically just bought this whole street for a box of freddos

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The art of gimmickry is that you've got to slowly put it out there, but fairly regularly. Never force it but never let it die either, people have to become accustom to seeing it before they begin using it themselves

t. PhD in Gimmickology

is taking a working holiday after uni reasonable?

Business idea: turn them all into Greggs

this is absolutely true and i've always known it... still here though

rolling for 0

Absolutely, just do it straight after.

they all look like people who get easily offended by everything

Shan't

Definitely lad

Don't know why it's called the undateables when everyone on the program is dating someone

*drapes my arms around u in a hug*

Where can i buy all-natural free range gimmicks?
I'm sick of these artificial GMO gimmicks

agreed

we should all go to reddit

pack your bags lads

is the lad that just did an interrail travel here? need to ask a few

>mfw on £7.20 an hour

Yeah but don't come to Australia it might blow your potato saturated mind to find out most of our Uncles are alive.

im a fashy goy

I offer some black market gimmicks

I'll only show you If you show me you have the (You)s to pay for them though

There is no escape

Yes, cease using the only method I have of communicating with the outside world. I'm sure that'll be good for my mental health.

I wish I never mentioned that

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Cannot stand people who self-flagellate themselves