Its never worked before but lets see if Sup Forums can get me laid

Its never worked before but lets see if Sup Forums can get me laid.

Dubs decides

good day m'lady

My old skinsuit is becoming stretched and flabby. Wat size are you?

"Would you like to have sex with me"

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You look look like a whore, are you?

Godamn, dem eyes. She's so fucking pretty.

You fucking nigger

Reroll

I would sex you in the bung hole

dubs

Deliver you mongoloid

Everytime guys

Did it hurt getting your nose ring? I was thinking of getting one myself. Thoughts?

My nigga

"i remember wen youd get naked for a buck"

how's the black cock taste?

let me fist your ass

FUCK, THAT'S FUNNY

You're like my pinky toe, cuz i'm gonna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.

dubzzzz

I got dubz too where's my fucking cookie bitch

I would have went with "Hey, how are you!" but I like your thing better. Let's see how much puss your about to slam!

all of the dubzzzzzzzzz

OP respond

I doubt we're getting a reply now

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Even the best you Autists can come up with is weak shit.

get on with it nig

post moar op wtf I wnna laugh moar

eh, you ug, but ill contrib

Give me your tits

Hi there QT[cake emoji]
[a couple minutes later]
Uh I now realize that's cake and not pie...

"fuck, that's funny" was a comment, you idiot! I didn't want you to actually send that! I'm glad you did tho it's funny

'I'm sorry about this, I get so nervous when my cock gets this hard and I just say random shit'

oh fuck its dubs

yeah that's about right

That is how this game works bro

Looks like she might be a bot

baby, i wana rock your world with my perfect body. that i shaped, obviously yours aint

How do dubz work?? (My apologies but I'm new to B)

You did

omg I fucking love you op you made me go from sad to tears from laughing

you got send both of ours

>dubz

I did what? Wait just typing dubz does it? Fuck im stupid

look at your post number, if the last two digits are the same, that's dubz

This has got to be b8, no nigger is this stupid, even on Sup Forums

Check em

LMFAO DFKM DUDE STOP

Personally the KGB are less severe than America's fascist regime known as the police.

check'd

dude what the fuck are you talking about

The Fuck?

Nice eyes, where did you get them? From pawn shop?

He's speaking the truth you capitalist sheeple.

This thread went full cancer.

GG OP. Go off yourself.

I'm not a sheeple I hate the illuminati dude I'm awake

He rerolled thanks now post OP

Sorry im slow. Lost the thread cause im a bit drunk

Just ignore me, pls

OP how fucking retarded are you? why did you send me saying it was a comment?? she's gonna think you're insane

Hes copying the posts word for word hes a legend who actually delivers

A little surprised im not even unmatched yet

>You fucking nigger

OP im guessing shes gone after that she will think youre a retarded lunatic

Yes, he is. He need our help to write to a girl.

im sorry, my friend had my phone. how you doin baby

we need to find a new bitch
this is an obvious bot and youre going nowhere

Reroll

Can I bend you over and stick a hot pocket up your pussy?

Probably but i don't give a shit. Its probably a bot anyway, matched with a couple of them this week

Jesus fuck man, I managed to get the number of a girl pretending to be a loaf of bread. Grow some balls and get the pussy yourself

This would save us, good boy.

re roll

reroll again

Fuck

Reroll for samefag

puss or gtfo

I like to put a stick of butter in a tube sock then put it up my butt and say I'm a butterfly.

It's a bot, you stupid fucking faggots.

reroll

win

Actually I won so fuck off everyone else. Get the fuck off of Sup Forums with this shit if you ACTUALLY want to get laid

o shit waddup

Pretty sure this is going nowhere

Shes long gone HAHA

I won't give up

this is beautiful.

OP here
new girl?

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Hey babe, you may think you have control here, me coming to you, begging you to date me, but I'm about to turn the Fucking table around. I vape. Now that you desperately want my D, show me what I'm working with, and I might consider going on an Anime Date with you at my place. Dress with class, I will provide fedoras.

Hey babe, you may think you have control here, me coming to you, begging you to date me, but I'm about to turn the Fucking table around. I vape. Now that you desperately want my D, show me what I'm working with, and I might consider going on an Anime Date with you at my place. Dress with class, I will provide fedoras.

Roll for this

Hey babe, you may think you have control here, me coming to you, begging you to date me, but I'm about to turn the Fucking table around. I vape. Now that you desperately want my D, show me what I'm working with, and I might consider going on an Anime Date with you at my place. Dress with class, I will provide fedoras.

Hey babe, you may think you have control here, me coming to you, begging you to date me, but I'm about to turn the Fucking table around. I vape. Now that you desperately want my D, show me what I'm working with, and I might consider going on an Anime Date with you at my place. Dress with class, I will provide fedoras.

Not this person, but rolling for him
AYEHEHEHEEHEHEHE

Oi cunt.. u gon slob on my nob liek corn on da cob?