Afternoon sir...

Afternoon sir, we've been having reports of people driving under the influence of repeating digits around here in the last few days. Simple spot check, blow here, I'm sure you'll come up negative for dubs, then you can be on your way.

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

S-sure thing o-officer.

No repeating digits here!

Of course officer, here's my dubs

FUCK THE POLICE

you're way outside your jurisdiction officer

Sure sir, I'm glad to help in any way I can. I hate those damn dubs, ruining this board!

Th-there's no repeating digits in this car, officer.

I think you missed him officer, saw a lunatic up ahead. I think you should do your job better.

NOTHing tio see herem, PIG

So what if I've got dubs I ain't driving a car nigga

Nigga does it look like I have dubs.

I am travelling. I am a traveller on the open road.

I believe everything is in order officier

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PULLING ME OVER WHEN I CLEARLY DO NOT HAVE DUBS?!

HE"S GOT A GUN

That stick on the machine is a donut holder right?

No dubs here

I didn't know dubs were illegal, officer! I swear!

Nuffin tu c heer offisuh

Nah just waitin for a mate

1v1 me u cheeky slag

I'm sorry officer. Perhaps we could working something out? ...

Go catch a real criminal! Im gunna film this you copper dog

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check em

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THIS IS RAPE

Go fuck yourself, pig!

yeah yeah tell that to the judge sunshine

Repeating digits? is that what the kids are doing these days..

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FUCK U M8 I'M INNOCENT BRUV

Sure thing officer, right away

s-s-sure thing officer. i'm certainly not under the influence, i swear

Of course, officer. No dubs here.

No dubs here

dindu nuffin

Who said I had dubs?

I dindu nuffin pig

ah shit

GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!

woah waoh, hold it right there, you're coming with me

AN ACCOMPLICE

Check 'em, officer

No dubs here no siree nope

Out of the car boy!!!!

HE'S GOT A GUN!

2 in a row

3 in a row

whats a dub

hly shit im lucky

double donks

good afternoon officer.
uh, these red eyes? Just allergies, sir

Why am I getting pulled over? I just passed a couple guys doing dubbs a few posts back. Profiling bullshit!

dont worry officer, i quite dubs years ago, but ill be on the lookout

Whayou want

50 bucks

Digits? Repeating? I would never think of such a horrible idea. Just think of the consequences.

I AM A FREE INHABITANT OF THE EARTH
I SAW IT ON REDDIT AND TUMBLR

Trips for the pig

I'm clean, officer.

No way dude thats gay

checked

shot on sight... rip

Checked

I SWEAR OFFICER I DINDU NUFFIN

im drunk oof my ass but im not on dubels sir

cheeky

SIR I SWEAR IT WASNT ME

nice

XD lmao le get rekt, le good sir

FUCKING SHIT!

*runs away*

i dinna do it !

N-n-no problem Mr. Offica sir

here it is sir, the license for singles and the license for the license and god save the queen!

aight faggot

It's because im latino, right?

these are the only dubs i'm packing, officer

fuck the police , catch me if you can nigger!

I dindu nuffin

no problem, just got off the night shift

I don't have anything on me officer I swear.

Sure thing officer

they belong to that nigga over there

dindu nuffin

oh, no, senor.. no dubs are here

No, officer, I don't have dubs. Dubs is a crime, and crime is for faggots.

Hmm...

Im just passing through officer, i dont even like those repeating digits.

Pls don't hurt me I am only black

This is rape.

I'll show you my tits if Ill get off free ;)

I do dubs and this checkpoint is bullshit.

bring em out

No dubs here

Um no offasah they aint no dubs here

I hope theres not a problem officer

Get him!