All right Sup Forumsros, I have invented an ultimate weapon capable of wiping out half the internet. Of course, being the manchild that I am; i have no power to fire this weapon. 1.21 NiggaWatts are necessary to activate it, which is only accesible by rolling dubs. Good Luck.
All right Sup Forumsros, I have invented an ultimate weapon capable of wiping out half the internet. Of course...
Looks like you can fire it now.
Well shit.
>Maintaining Speed at 30 Knots.
roll
looks like you can fire it yourself
NOT ENOUGH POWER. AS OP I SUCK DICK DAILY.
roll
Double Dubs, that should do quite a bit.
>PREPARING STAUROS FOR LAUNCH. >INITIATE LOADING
Let's get those NiggaWatts flowing!
rollerino
yeat another roll by op.
Let the NIGGA flow through you.
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!1
OP HERE. We're losing power. Someone roll. Witth this weapon, we can take out TUMBLR.
WE NEED POWAH
Power down to just 1.86 NIGGAWATTS. We can't make it if someone doesn't roll!
roll
OP here again. Tumblr has alerted all governing bodies, and Are sending out reinforcements. I will try and intercept their communications.
roll. check em
Why don't we just FLY INTO the ultimate weapon?
POWER SUFFICIENT TO INTERCEPT COMM.
>"CRUISE MISSILE! THEY'VE JUST INITIATED THE LAUNCH SEQUENCE."
88 dubs getting 1.21 NiggaWatts.
What a time to be alive.
SHUT UP SHAMROCK.
we gotta stop em!
OP reporting again. Tumblr has built up a CYP SHIELD: GRADE WCS around all cities.
>THE STAUROS IS FULL LOADED AND READY TO LAUNCH.
TRIPS ACQUIRED.
>CHARGED SHOT ENABLED.
>COMMENCING FIRE IN 5...
FIRE
>4...
EAT SHIT SJWFAGS.
DUBS ACQUIRED.
>3...
can we do this?
DIE
WE NEED... MORE POWER.
>2...
>1...
LAUNCH.
POWAH
How many niggawatts in a jigaboowatt?
Wabalabadubbdubb!!
INTERCEPTING TUMBLR COMMUNICATIONS
did it hit?
Insert offensive racial epitaph here
cmon roll
What's a tumbler?
You tell me.
Rollin for Emmett Brown
Threat level of tumblr reduced to 99%!
We got those nig nogs!
roll for the niggahitter
a lock
weren't we aiming for tumblr?
Middle Dubs acquired. 1/2 Power attained.
That wasn't me. I am aiming for tumblr.
CHARGED SHOT READY FOR LAUNCH.
LAUNCH STAUROS 2.
Op here again: Tumblr's shield is down. The battle is almost over, everyone.
ITS OVER. WE WON. TUMBLR HAS RETREATED.
They're all nig nogs